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SPAZ Is For SPAZtics

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CHOP…the republic formerly as CHAZ…which I now lovingly refer to as…SPAZ…is having more trouble getting itself up and running than a 3rd world African craphole country, but it sure is getting more entertaining by the day.

It all started during the Riots in Seattle, when ANTIFA commandeered a 6 block section of downtown and claimed it not only as their own, but as an independent nation unto itself. They named it CHAZ for Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

That lasted about a week until some ANTIFA yahoos got the bright idea to rename it CHOP, for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest, or Capitol Hill Organized Protest. They’re not really sure what it stands for but they sure know what it means.

It means…

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The News and a Dose of Snark

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Over the past week or so, things have gone from bad to worse as the coronavirus media-driven panic continues to be the only 24/7 news cycle topic…but bad to worse is really a matter of perspective.

You see, to a snarky guy like me, what’s happening out there where nobody is allowed to go has become pure gold.

This is one of those “in-case-you-missed-it” sort of commentaries for those who have basically either shut off the news, or have been out protesting the trial version of communism for the past couple of weeks.

I’ll get to some of the more idiotic liberal coronavirus crap in a bit, but there are a few other things that need to be put into proper perspective, so let me start with this…

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We’re More Sick Of It Than From It

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Enough already.

ENOUGH.

E-NUFF.

Honestly, I’m more sick OF coronavirus than I could ever be FROM it.

By now, I think pretty much everybody has just about had it with this whole coronavirus manufactured mess, and it is now time for some pretty plain talk, some common sense, and what may to some seem like brutal honesty.

Has it been fun while it lasted?

Well, maybe at first when people were sent home to work in their underwear, and it has been fun to make fun of various aspects of it throughout, but it is now high-time to put our pants on and get back to life as we knew it before this whole thing got blown way out of proportion.

Let’s start with this…

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Democrat Party Set for Self-Destruction

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Right now, the democrat party has more problems on their plate than Carter has liver pills, and they have no entity but themselves to blame for their own impending implosion.

The party of manufactured doom and gloom has been reeling over the failed coup attempts of the Mueller Russia collusion hoax, and the debacle of impeachment they tried so desperately to tie to a simple phone call between President Trump and Ukraine’s President Zelenski.

While neither of those epic political failures are anything to sneeze at, the democrat party’s latest attempt to manufacture a coup against President Trump is about to sneeze right in their faces.

Yes, it is true that with the help of the democrat party’s propaganda machine, the liberal mainstream media, they have managed to reverse a booming economy which they hope is so terrible that it sinks Trump’s reelection hopes, but the bad news for the democrats is that the COVID-19 infected economy we have at this moment is only a temporary setback, and it is still sitting above the high point of the Obama/Biden economy.

Last week…

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Cuomovirus, Pork and Biden’s Lost Marbles

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New York’s Governor, Fredo’s brother, Andrew Cuomo has been holding daily press briefings regarding the whole COVID-19 liberal panic, and he’s been getting plenty of camera time even from Fox News in the process.

The reason he’s been holding daily press briefings is because President Trump has been holding daily press briefings, and the mainstream media have been watching Trump’s poll numbers rise, along with the stock market rebounding every time Trump does an extended briefing.

Liberals hate that, so they are trying to counter-program against it…but that’s not really the problem.

New York’s problem is that they have become the COVID-19 U.S. epicenter and Cuomo is demanding that the U.S. government use an unprecedented amount of our taxpayer money to save their sorry asses.

And why is that?

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COVID-19 for Dummies

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I should like to address those amongst us who have been, for the past few of weeks, hording toilet paper. You know who you are.

We have seen you on the news and splashed about on social media with your shopping carts piled with a mountain of toilet paper in such a fashion that one would require a Sherpa to reach the summit were one so inclined to plant a flag atop Mount Charmin.

This, you claim, is because of the coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19.

COVID-19 is a RESPIRATORY illness.

For those amongst you who seem woefully unaware of what a RESPIRATORY illness is…it affects the lungs. That is the UPLOADING system, not the DOWNLOADING system. That is to say that contracting COVID-19 will not, I repeat NOT give you a case of the galloping guano however, HAD you contracted a virus with galloping guano as a symptom, to be perfectly honest, and giving due consideration to your mental state at this point you would now most likely be hoarding…

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The Latest in Liberal Lunacy

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Ever feel that all the world is a dog, and you’re the fire hydrant?

That’s the way the democrat party, liberals, socialists and their voters must feel today, and those warm, moist feelings aren’t happy tears being cried by rainbow-farting unicorns.

Oh, the past couple of weeks have been banner weeks for the democrat party as they have carefully taken aim at their own feet and let loose with both barrels. They couldn’t have done more damage to themselves with a Bic lighter on the Hindenburg, or with a can opener on the Titanic. Team Trump should be working 24/7 just putting together campaign videos featuring the democrat party’s circular firing squad.

Honestly, I have never seen a political party implode like this before, and it is pretty damned entertaining. If it wasn’t for self-inflicted bad luck, the democrats wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Let’s just take the last couple of weeks as an example…

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Mr. Biden, It’s Time For Your Pudding

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

That is one of the most well-known sentences from arguably THE most famous document ever written. With those words, Thomas Jefferson ushered into being the greatest nation on Earth, and those words have echoed throughout the world to this day.

That document, our Declaration of Independence, and those words should be known by all Americans, and until recently, were taught in our schools.

In fact, anyone over the age of 35 is, or should be as familiar with that sentence as they are with their own names…

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The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

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Over the past 5 years, we’ve heard and seen all sorts of histrionic behavior from the liberal/socialist left regarding Donald Trump, first as a candidate, and since his election.

The collective panty-wadding has been obnoxious, violent, silly, diametrically opposed to the pretend mantra of liberal tolerance, and in some cases, quite entertaining.

There were the safe space liberals who curled up in the fetal position on college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, bottles of bubbles and their therapy puppies, but sadly, the supply chain for such items ran out when other like-minded socialists refused to continue to use their money for the collective good, and the puppies ran away.

Those were good times.

ANTIFA, which employed Nazi tactics in their effort to label Trump, and Trump supporters as Nazis ran out of steam for the most part when the socialist bus fuel pool also ran out of the support of other people’s money.

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Biden Being Biden

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Being Joe Biden apparently means being in your own realm of not so real reality most of the time. He often has no idea where he is, as several times he says he’s glad to be in a particular city when he’s not even in that city’s particular state.

Being Biden also apparently means telling what sure seem to be fabricated stories from his own past. Stories like wrapping a length of chain around one arm and confronting a known gang thug named “Corn Pop.”

Then there was that other swimming pool story from Biden’s younger days when he claims little black kids at the pool liked to stroke the long blonde hair…on his legs…and how much he enjoyed that.

Being Biden must be relatively easy, not having to keep track of your whereabouts, making up tall tales from your youth, sniffing the hair of women and young girls, getting handsy like any other creepy old uncle, and occasionally insulting the very people you’re hoping will eventually vote for you.

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