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The Great Pretenders

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A couple of weeks ago, it came to light that a couple of men had been pretending to be federal DHS agents since February of 2020.

Arian Taherzadeh, 40, and Haider Ali, both 35 years old and neither sporting an Irish name are said by the FBI to have used their false associations with the U.S. government “to ingratiate themselves with members of federal law enforcement and the defense community.”

According to the FBI an agency that has been too busy over the past couple of years investigating soccer moms as domestic terrorists now say that the two pretended to be members of the Department of Homeland Security, provided U.S. Secret Service members and a DHS employee with rent-free apartments, “iPhones, surveillance systems, a drone, a flat screen television, a case for storing an assault rifle, a generator, and law enforcement paraphernalia along with carrying  concealed firearms, DHS Investigations (HSI) “casefiles” marked “confidential,” and presented witnesses with a badges and other credentials to prove they were supposedly federal agents.

The revelation that a couple of potential REAL terrorists, although not rising to the level of danger posed by parents at school board meetings had been well-funded and pretending to be federal agents sent mainstream media yahoos into a frenzy of disbelief which forces me to ask…WHY?

Let’s see…

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A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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The Weather vs The War

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Just over a week ago, John “Lurch” Kerry found an open mic at the annual CERAWeek conference in Houston and proclaimed, “We’re already seeing climate refugees around the world. If you think migration has been a problem in Europe in the Syrian War or even from what we see now, wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed.”

Oh, this is just too rich. You didn’t really think I could let this go without giving it the treatment, did you?

Lurch, the grand poohbah of bull poo and Biden’s U.S. special presidential envoy for climate, just can’t contain his contempt for the fact that there are bigger fish to fry than the weather. According to Lurch, nobody should be giving a flying rat’s ass about being on the verge of WW3, out of control inflation or gas prices creeping up faster than Biden creeps up to 12 year old girls for a good old fashioned hair sniffing – GODDAMIT – FOCUS ON THE FREAKIN’ WEATHER.

Before I dismantle his absurd remark, allow me to first point out the glaring problem with “climate change.”

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Welcome to the New, “New Normal”

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Two years ago last week was the last day we saw “normal” in our country, and the shame of it was, we didn’t realize it then. Over the past two years, NOTHING has been normal but we’ve all been told that we need to embrace the “new normal” whatever the hell that is.

Remember the good o’ days? Back when Fauci used to be everywhere? When we weren’t allowed out of our homes, weren’t allowed to gather for a funeral, or a wedding, and weren’t allowed to go to grandma’s house for a turkey dinner?

Remember when we all had to walk about wearing a face diaper and the aisles in the grocery were one way to cut down on the passing along of COVID?

Remember when you couldn’t get toilet paper because idiots were hoarding it due to a RESPIRATORY illness?

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Unmasking Liberal Hypocrisy

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“It is shameful that our opponents are using a Black History Month reading event for Georgia children as the impetus for a false political attack, and it is pitiful and predictable that our opponents continue to look for opportunities to distract from their failed records when it comes to protecting public health during the pandemic.”

That obtuse quote came from the Stacy Abrams campaign after she was photographed, a week or so ago, sitting on the floor with a classroom full of kids in an elementary school just outside of Atlanta. In the photo, Abrams is NOT wearing a mask despite the school’s mask mandate, but every kid in that room IS wearing a mask.

Let me be clear on this, in that statement from Abrams’ campaign, they are telling you serfs that because it’s black history month, and because Abrams is black, she doesn’t need to mask up and you should shut up.

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What Liberals Say and What it Means

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Just a week ago or so, California’s liberal Marxist Governor, Gavin Newsom was addressing the crisis of train robberies taking place around Los Angeles.

Newsom stood in front of a microphone and said, “This is not one-off. This is organized theft. These are organized gangs of people that are coming out.”

At that point, the liberal Marxist Governor felt the sudden need to correct himself by stating, “Forgive me for saying ‘gangs,’ that’s a pejorative. They’re organized groups of folks that move from site to site.”

A perjorative is defined as “expressing contempt or disapproval.” That’s an important definition to know because what Newsom said in his immediate self-correction was that he did not intend to show or express “contempt or disapproval” toward those who are breaking into trains, looting those trains and trashing the area around the tracks in Los Angeles. In other words, Gavin Newsom, the liberal Marxist Governor of California APPROVES of the actions of “organized groups of folks” moving from site to site that BREAK INTO TRAINS full of goods that other people have paid for, LOOTING those trains and leaving in their wake TONS of trash which can then easily be infested with rats and other disease-ridden vermin.

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You Can’t Spin a House of Cards

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It’s now 2022.

2021, a disastrous year by any reasonable stretch of judging such things is over and there is hope, a faint light at the far end of the tunnel. We can see it from here and all we have to do as Conservatives is not screw it up.

2021 was so bad that even Betty White died before it ended. Can you even imaging how bleak things would have looked for 2022 had she hung on for just one more day?

Yes, it is a whole new year with the same old crap in place but it is also a mid-term election year and things aren’t looking very good for blue, liberal Marxist elected officials. Their policies dominated 2021 in all the worst ways possible and as the 2022 campaigns for the house, the senate and some state offices start to gear up to full steam, there has been no talk from the liberal Marxists regarding their plans for getting out of the deep hole they’ve been digging for themselves.

Rather than getting a ladder, they’re just getting a bigger shovel.

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People Aren’t Seahorses

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So, exactly who is Maleeha Aziz? She testified a little over a week ago at the House Oversight Committee regarding abortion. But who is she?

Well, Aziz self-identifies as an abortion storyteller with We Testify. We Testify is an organization dedicated to the leadership and representation of people who have abortions at the intersection of race, class, and gender identity.

Aziz is also a community organizer for an outfit calling itself “Texas Equal Access Fund.” Her profession is literally advocating for abortion in North Texas.

I suspect that her primary hobby is being an idiot.

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The Vice Puppet Almost Visited the Border

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Vice Puppet, Kamala Harris almost visited the U.S. Mexico border last week.

Almost.

The Vice Puppet was put in charge of the border crisis 93 days before nearly visiting the border, and so far, she’s done a great job. The crisis is far worse now than it was when she was put in charge of it. Oh, she did go to Guatemala  last month, you know, to get to the root of the problem.

That’s a bit like wondering why, without the plug in place in your bath tub the water won’t stay in it and going to the water company where the water comes from to get to the root of THAT problem.

When the Vice Puppet landed in Guatemala, she was met with angry Guatermelons who told her in no uncertain terms to go home…she wasn’t wanted there, but like the good little puppet she is, she pretended that the trip was a success, and naturally the mainstream media pretended that she had accomplished a great deal and was deserving of high praise.

Vice Puppet?

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Birds, Barbecues and Other Racist Nonsense

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Snark is defined as, “an attitude or expression of mocking irreverence and sarcasm,” but I believe there is more to it than just that.

Snark, as so defined, is my default setting. I tend to see the world through snark goggles and my view of the world has been this way since I was a kid, and although the definition covers most of my attitude towards so many things I see, it doesn’t quite go far enough.

I have, over decades of practice, honed my snark into what I consider to be the literary, and literal equivalent of Newton’s Third Law. “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” While sarcasm and irreverence certainly cover the basics, I also believe that every absurdity must be met with equal and opposite absurdity.

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