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This, That and The Other Thing

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There just doesn’t seem to be any let-up in the amount of manure to which we are being subjected by the mainstream media regarding current distractions from Joe Biden’s diminished mental state with now less than 100 days until the election.

While we should all be focused on the economy, China’s assault on freedoms in Hong Kong, Iran’s rhetoric against civilization while various parts of their nuclear facilities keep mysteriously exploding (probably due to mazel tov cocktails) and other assorted happenings, we’re stuck in the revolving door of liberal propaganda.

COVID, BLM, COVID, ANTIFA, COVID and so on and so forth.

Simply put, what the mainstream media is telling us ad nauseam regarding COVID and the BLM/ANTIFA crap is just that…crap…and we need to scrape that crap from the bottoms of our shoes and get to the truth.

First, there’s this…

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Cancel Culture – Biting the Hand That Fed It

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The liberal left created the monster.

They raised it up, fed it, took it out for walks in the park, loved it and powdered its behind.

They embraced it, hugged, championed it and became attached to it.

Liberals claimed it as their own, and as they unleashed it on the general populous, they gave it a name…

“Cancel Culture.”

In reality, it isn’t new. It’s been around as long as people have been around. Back in the day, it took the form of banishment from a community, or the public shaming of someone deemed to have committed some social misdeed.

People used to be pilloried…

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Dear BLM…I’m Sorry

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Over the course of the past several weeks, we have all seen a Marxist organization running amok in our streets trying to form a political party and wreaking havoc in our cities. This band of thugs has been defacing and tearing down monuments and statues, looting businesses, committing arson, and targeting cops, and civilians alike.

They have done hundreds of millions of dollars in damage, severely injured scores of good people, killed some police officers and left some cities in tatters.

Liberal elected officials in this country are trying to appease the thugs, not out of a sense of altruistic intentions, but for their votes, and garden variety liberals have been pretending to be apologetic to the BLM, even taking a knee in solidarity with them, or bowing and scraping to them to show their supposed displeasure at their own skin color.

Many liberal celebrities have taken to various forms of social media to tell the BLM goons and thugs how sorry they are for their supposed privilege.

In fact, the BLM goons, thugs, looters, arsonists, and murderers have encouraged all of the rest of us, via domestic terrorism, to pony up and say we’re sorry.

I have decided to take the unprecedented step, as a Conservative blogger and radio co-host to do just that…to say I’m sorry…and so here I go…

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SPAZ Is For SPAZtics

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CHOP…the republic formerly as CHAZ…which I now lovingly refer to as…SPAZ…is having more trouble getting itself up and running than a 3rd world African craphole country, but it sure is getting more entertaining by the day.

It all started during the Riots in Seattle, when ANTIFA commandeered a 6 block section of downtown and claimed it not only as their own, but as an independent nation unto itself. They named it CHAZ for Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

That lasted about a week until some ANTIFA yahoos got the bright idea to rename it CHOP, for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest, or Capitol Hill Organized Protest. They’re not really sure what it stands for but they sure know what it means.

It means…

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We’re More Sick Of It Than From It

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Enough already.

ENOUGH.

E-NUFF.

Honestly, I’m more sick OF coronavirus than I could ever be FROM it.

By now, I think pretty much everybody has just about had it with this whole coronavirus manufactured mess, and it is now time for some pretty plain talk, some common sense, and what may to some seem like brutal honesty.

Has it been fun while it lasted?

Well, maybe at first when people were sent home to work in their underwear, and it has been fun to make fun of various aspects of it throughout, but it is now high-time to put our pants on and get back to life as we knew it before this whole thing got blown way out of proportion.

Let’s start with this…

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Democrat Party Set for Self-Destruction

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Right now, the democrat party has more problems on their plate than Carter has liver pills, and they have no entity but themselves to blame for their own impending implosion.

The party of manufactured doom and gloom has been reeling over the failed coup attempts of the Mueller Russia collusion hoax, and the debacle of impeachment they tried so desperately to tie to a simple phone call between President Trump and Ukraine’s President Zelenski.

While neither of those epic political failures are anything to sneeze at, the democrat party’s latest attempt to manufacture a coup against President Trump is about to sneeze right in their faces.

Yes, it is true that with the help of the democrat party’s propaganda machine, the liberal mainstream media, they have managed to reverse a booming economy which they hope is so terrible that it sinks Trump’s reelection hopes, but the bad news for the democrats is that the COVID-19 infected economy we have at this moment is only a temporary setback, and it is still sitting above the high point of the Obama/Biden economy.

Last week…

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Cuomovirus, Pork and Biden’s Lost Marbles

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New York’s Governor, Fredo’s brother, Andrew Cuomo has been holding daily press briefings regarding the whole COVID-19 liberal panic, and he’s been getting plenty of camera time even from Fox News in the process.

The reason he’s been holding daily press briefings is because President Trump has been holding daily press briefings, and the mainstream media have been watching Trump’s poll numbers rise, along with the stock market rebounding every time Trump does an extended briefing.

Liberals hate that, so they are trying to counter-program against it…but that’s not really the problem.

New York’s problem is that they have become the COVID-19 U.S. epicenter and Cuomo is demanding that the U.S. government use an unprecedented amount of our taxpayer money to save their sorry asses.

And why is that?

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COVID-19 for Dummies

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I should like to address those amongst us who have been, for the past few of weeks, hording toilet paper. You know who you are.

We have seen you on the news and splashed about on social media with your shopping carts piled with a mountain of toilet paper in such a fashion that one would require a Sherpa to reach the summit were one so inclined to plant a flag atop Mount Charmin.

This, you claim, is because of the coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19.

COVID-19 is a RESPIRATORY illness.

For those amongst you who seem woefully unaware of what a RESPIRATORY illness is…it affects the lungs. That is the UPLOADING system, not the DOWNLOADING system. That is to say that contracting COVID-19 will not, I repeat NOT give you a case of the galloping guano however, HAD you contracted a virus with galloping guano as a symptom, to be perfectly honest, and giving due consideration to your mental state at this point you would now most likely be hoarding…

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The Latest in Liberal Lunacy

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Ever feel that all the world is a dog, and you’re the fire hydrant?

That’s the way the democrat party, liberals, socialists and their voters must feel today, and those warm, moist feelings aren’t happy tears being cried by rainbow-farting unicorns.

Oh, the past couple of weeks have been banner weeks for the democrat party as they have carefully taken aim at their own feet and let loose with both barrels. They couldn’t have done more damage to themselves with a Bic lighter on the Hindenburg, or with a can opener on the Titanic. Team Trump should be working 24/7 just putting together campaign videos featuring the democrat party’s circular firing squad.

Honestly, I have never seen a political party implode like this before, and it is pretty damned entertaining. If it wasn’t for self-inflicted bad luck, the democrats wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Let’s just take the last couple of weeks as an example…

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Mr. Biden, It’s Time For Your Pudding

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

That is one of the most well-known sentences from arguably THE most famous document ever written. With those words, Thomas Jefferson ushered into being the greatest nation on Earth, and those words have echoed throughout the world to this day.

That document, our Declaration of Independence, and those words should be known by all Americans, and until recently, were taught in our schools.

In fact, anyone over the age of 35 is, or should be as familiar with that sentence as they are with their own names…

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