I can’t believe we made it all the way through another week.

If socialists launched an insanity rocket from atop their own mountain of stupidity…It still wouldn’t reach the heights of moronic behavior they’re reaching.

I can’t even BEGIN to get into ALL of it from this week so…I’ve hand-picked 4 issues from the always exploding stack.

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Sometimes…Ya just gotta laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start things off in Ipswitch.

That’s where the high school principal has decided to DO AWAY WITH HONORS NIGHT BECAUSE…

THE KIDS WHO RIDE THE SHORT BUS MIGHT HAVE THEIR FEELINGS HURT!!!

Are you KIDDING me???

The kids who have worked their adolescent BUTTS off…TAKING CALCULUS…ANATOMY…PHYSICS AND COLLEGE LEVEL MANDARIN CHINESE LANGUAGE COURSES  SO THEY CAN GROW UP TO GET GOVERNMENT JOBS…BEGGING FOR MONEY…AREN’T GOING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR MAKING THE HONOR ROLL BECAUSE…

REMEDIAL READER, MOUTH BREATHING, SHOP CLASS SAND BAGGING, 5^TH YEAR SOPHOMORES MIGHT GET THEIR “EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY JUST FOR SHOWING UP” PANTIES IN A BUNCH????

Yep, that’s about the size of it.

What’s next?

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Diane Feinstein…

Nancy Pelosi…

Chuck Schumer…

Piers Morgan…

ALL of the ilk insisting on “gun control” because “Guns kill people” and “Guns are dangerous”  need to know something.

GUNS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM!!!

The problem is a concerted lack of morality. A simmering stew of morally bankrupt, vile, Godless, freaks who have no respect for the lives of others or for themselves.

These are people, whose ideology and view of the world have been formed and molded by decades of YOUR ideology and views of the world.

They feel entitled to what others have worked for, achieved, gained, striven for, invested in and busted their asses to have.

Freedom means nothing to these people. Neither does liberty.

They don’t give a DAMN about their country and would rather have handouts than opportunities.

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Am I the only one who noticed that Colorado lawmakers didn’t come up with the idea of making GUN MANUFACTURES responsible for GUN VIOLENCE until AFTER smoking pot became legal there???

That’s the sort of week it’s been.

Who would have thought the Brits would have found King Richard III BEFORE WE COULD FIND THE 35 SURVIVORS FROM BENGHAZI????

Yep…It’s been a wild week so how about we all let off a little steam and have a few laughs?

Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

   “Facing budget uncertainty — including a continuing resolution and the looming potential for across-the-board sequestration cuts —  The secretary of defense has delayed the deployment of the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) and the USS Gettysburg (CG-64), which were scheduled to depart Norfolk, Va., later this week for the U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) area of responsibility.”

Well now…Isn’t THAT special?

That leaves us with only 1 carrier and minus 1 guided missile cruiser in the GULF.

Our enemies most certainly are pleased to know that, thanks to their friend, our DICTATOR… We can no longer afford to send our navy to fight against them.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

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Are you awake yet Amerika???

That is NOT a typo.

I’m talking to YOU…Citizens of the Socialist Banana Republik of the Former United States.

Some of you, far too many, have been hitting the snooze button for far, FAR too long.

Yesterday…THE WARNING SIREN WAS SOUNDED!!!

Are you awake…YET???

Yesterday, in what was surely the strangest press conference I have ever seen held by a president…One masquerading as one made some EAR SHATTERING announcements.

Ear shattering only if you aren’t DEAF to the sound of a nation’s destruction.

Normally, appointing Joe Biden to do ANYTHING would be a laughing matter but, this simply isn’t funny.

Biden has been put in charge of Obama’s commission to end gun violence.

The reason this isn’t at all laughable is because Biden couldn’t lead anyone’s way out of a wet paper sack and Obama damned well knows it.

Biden, therefore, is nothing but a figurehead and future pavement under a Canadian made bus should anything go wrong.

The entire commission, whoever should be appointed to it is a sham.

To be succinct…This panel or commission or board…Whatever it ends up being labeled…Is nothing different from the group of scum who drew up the Sharia law “constitution” for Morsi in Egypt.

It’s a kangaroo committee.

Make no mistake…The Emperor means to disarm Amerika and lay waste to the 2^nd Amendment.

Allow me to connect a few dots and decode a couple of things from yesterday’s presser.

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Okay socialists…The topic is gun control.

You want to have that conversation???

Okay we’ll HAVE that conversation.

I’ll start.

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

As I rather doubt you will take that advice, I’ll continue.

No…We’re NOT giving up our guns OR our 2^nd Amendment rights. It’s not gonna happen.

Hollywood socialists…YOU seemed MORE than giddy as YOU tweeted YOUR demands for more and more gun control in the wake of what happened last Friday in a small Connecticut town.

Really?

YOU want more gun control???

YOU make BILLIONS of dollars every year off of movies that make GUNS look WAY TOO COOL. The way you hold them sideways…probably couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn doing that but…THAT’S the way all the GANG BANGERS hold THEIR guns today…ISN’T IT???

You Hollywood sorts like to show the bullets in super slow motion. Why? SO PEOPLE CAN OOOO AND AHHH OVER THEM AS THEY HEAD FOR THEIR INTENDED HUMAN TARGETS!!! That’s why.

I’m willing to bet, without guns…Hollywood’s income would have been less than 25% of what it has been, over the history of movies WITH THEM.

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Well, It’s a special after Thanksgiving edition of the Fume today.

After being mesmerized by the aroma of turkey, stuffing, potatoes, yams, bread and pumpkin pies…It’s back to reality.

Sit back, hang on and let’s get through this together.

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Okay then.  This should come as no surprise to Patriots.

In Chicago…socialist voters voted FOR a guy WHO NEVER EVEN CAMPAIGNED because he was IN A  MENTAL HOSPITAL and who has been under investigation by the Feds AND the House Ethics Committee for…

MISUSE OF CAMPAIGN FUNDS AND DEALINGS WITH ROB BLAGOJEVICH!!!

JESSE JACKSON THE LESSER WAS REELECTED BY 40%!!!!!!

Frankly, considering how things went in the last election…

I’M SHOCKED HE WASN’T REELECTED BY 240%!!!!!!!!

Junior Jackson is apparently working out a PLEA DEAL which MIGHT have him do a LITTLE time but…It’s a fair bet that shortly AFTER the plea deal is struck

JESSE JACK-ASS JR. WILL ONCE AGAIN BE…UNI-POLAR!!!!!

According to the OTHER, OLDER Jackson…

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So…We’re a month and a day away from the election and, just as we promised, liberal/socialists are coming more unhinged by the HOUR.

They are feeling the effects of their grip on power slipping and sliding and they’re going moonbat CRAZY!!!

The toughest part of writing the FUME is not FINDING the lunacy but, NARROWING IT DOWN for publication week by week.

The loony bin’s cup runneth over.

Well, grab onto something bolted down tighter than an American Airline’s seat and HANG ON…Here we go!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…In Rahm Emmanuel’s Chicago…They’re now asking for ideas on HOW  TO CUT DOWN ON GUN CRIMES!!!

Whatsa matta…YOUR STRICTEST IN THE NATION GUN BANS NOT WORKIN’ FOR YA?????

HERE’S AN IDEA…START LETTING LAW ABIDING CITIZEN…CARRY GUNS!!!!!

The way it is now…YOU’VE got it set up so that ONLY THOSE WHO ARE APT TO COMMIT A CRIME…WITH A GUN…ARE CARRYING GUNS!!!!!

Isn’t it amazing how liberal/socialists think their plans are spot-on perfect…until they run into…REALITY????

Kinda makes ya wonder when they’re gonna come to the realization that SOCIALISM ITSELF DOESN’T WORK???

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Yesterday, a blow was struck for freedom of speech and it wasn’t in the United States Supreme Court.

The ACLU had nothing to do with it.

No flags were burned.

Unlike in Wisconsin, where those feeling entitled to out of control pensions paid for by the taxpayers, what was occupied yesterday did not fall victim to millions of dollars in damage.

In fact, those involved yesterday felt entitled to nothing more than their 1st Amendment rights.

There were no reports of violence, drug use, sex crimes, public defecation or arrests and the only deaths were those of chickens. Thousands of them.

Those who manufactured the controversy, as they usually do, masterminded their own epic fail and this fail was much more visible than most.

While they will, no doubt, call those involved in yesterday’s stand for free speech every name in the book and attempt to brand them in vile terms there are some things they need to have pointed out.

We, at The National Patriot are more than happy to help.

These people are NOT homophobes. These people are NOT protesting the GLBT community. These people are NOT intolerant. These people are NOT closed minded. These people are NOT evil. These people are NOT bigots.

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Last week, the Mayors of Boston and Chicago let it be known that, because the COO of Chick-Fil-A supports traditional marriage, his company isn’t welcome in their cities.

Boston’s Mayor, Thomas Menino, in a letter to Chick-Fil-A Coo Dan Cathy stated, “I was angry to learn on the heels of your prejudiced statements about your search for a site to locate in Boston. There is no place for discrimination on Boston’s Freedom Trail and no place for your company alongside it.”

Exactly why IS that Mayor?

Is it because Cathy gave an honest answer to a question in an interview?

Is it because Mr. Cathy has the right to speak his mind?

Could it be because Mr. Cathy as the owner of a private company did what he wanted to do with his money by donating some of it to organizations which believe as he does?

Perhaps it’s because he feels differently than do YOU Mr. Mayor.

Ahhh yes, that’s it isn’t it.

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Well, here we are…At the end of another week and the beginning of our 2^nd year at The National Patriot!!!

Liberals really are the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to absolute stupidity…Aren’t they?

Just when you think they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel…You discover that the barrel has a BASEMENT and a MINE SHAFT under THAT!!!

Why they keep thinking they have to give the SHAFT to the rest of us is quite beyond comprehension but…THEY DO PERSIST…

AND SO DO I!!!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and, you guessed it…

I’m fuming.

Oh, for GOD’S sake!!!

Liberal/socialists are having a COW over Chick-Fil-A!!!!!!

Liberal/socialists and some in the gay community have now labeled Chick-Fil-A as…ANTI GAY!!!

As usual…the libs are LEAPING to FALSE conclusions.

Here’s what Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy said when he was questioned about donating money to a group that advocates against redefining marriage:

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