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Chelsea has Foaled

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

oy 1I would like to add a dose of reality to all the BS surrounding the hatching of Chelsea Clinton’s spawn….the left elite’s anointed royalty perfectly timed, by coincidence of course, to attempt to diminish attention to such as Benghazi and Fast and Furious, both of which were acts of treason and both of which have grandma Clinton’s ample ass prints all over them.

While celebrities and communists (but for the most part, I repeat myself) gush platitudes via socialist media…

I have a bit of something I would like to offer to the diapered distraction.

Welcome to the world Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky…you poor, destitute dependent on this year’s tax form.

There are a few things you need to know.

The world is a freakin’ mess and unfortunately you are, by birthright, predisposed to make it worse as you grow older.

Oh…YOU won’t suffer the effects that OTHERS suffer…YOU’RE a CLINTON. You’ll be taught to identify with the common people, to pretend to “feel their pain” but you won’t. You’ll be taught to CLAIM you don’t HAVE money or that HAVING money doesn’t MEAN anything to you and liberals will lap it up like a puddle on the soup kitchen floor.

There are some things you need to know regarding your DNA…

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FBI Can’t See the Forest for the Tree Huggers

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014

fbi 1THE FBI DOMESTIC TERRORISM WATCH LIST IS OUT!!!

THE FBI DOMESTIC TERRORISM WATCH LIST IS OUT!!!

Yes, it’s that time of the year, just before the anniversary of 9/11, when the FBI’s list of domestic terror organizations comes out and lets us ALL know who the REAL trouble makers are.

Naturally, you all remember Ft. Hood and Nidal Hassan who was screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR” as he killed 13 and wounded 30 more. Yes, the same Nidal Hassan who now says he wants to join…ISIS.

Surely YOU all remember what happened at the Boston Marathon in 2013…where the brothers Tsarnaev detonated two bombs, killing three and wounding more than 200 more…all in the name of Allah’s “religion” of peace.

How about the Little Rock Recruiting Station shooting or the NYC subway plot or the Washingtron Metro bomb plot or any number of OTHER plots and attacks carried out by American Jihadis with their Islamic panties in a wadi that stretches all the way back to 1977???

Hello?

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Friday Fume

Friday, August 29th, 2014

fume 1Ahhhh…Another Friday.

We’ve reached the end of the week and the beginning of a 3 day weekend. I know you’re probably heading somewhere, to forget reality for a few days and, YOU, my Patriot friends deserve it.

LIBERALS on the other hand, are on a lifetime break from reality so THEY probably won’t even notive the long weekend.

Let’s ge5t it all started with a rather SNARKY look at the week that was. My friends and soon to be traveling Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…for all you liberals out there that think socialism is the GREATEST thing since the invention of BEAN SPROUTS AND BIRKENSTOCKS…allow me to explain to you the law of diminishing returns.

A few years ago…citing bogus claims of “GLOBAL WARMING…the Republik of Kalifornia decided to make gas companies put in a whole bunch of additives…to make gas burn cleaner…and before too long…they had THE most expensive gas in the nation.

Well…people didn’t like that and, giving how Kalifornians LOVE to drive their cars…they started buying cars that get better MILEAGE.

Better mileage…less gas. Less gas…falling revenues from GAS TAXES.

DOH!!! What’s a socialist state to DO when BIG government is put on a diet???

They started RAISING the gas tax to make up for the shortfall.

What did the PEOPLE do in response? THEY started buying gas/electric HYBRIDS so as to use LESS gas.

Less gas…less revenue…

AGAIN!!!

So now…with the nation’s HIGHEST price per gallon and the nation’s SECOND highest GAS TAX…The REPUBLIK of KALIFORNIA is AGAIN facing a revenue shortfall and what’s their solution???tax 1

JACK UP THE TAX ON A GALLON OF GO JUICE BY ANOTHER .15 CENTS PER GALLON as of January 1st!!!

Happy freakin’ new year.

It seems Kaiforrnia needs more money for GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS and the new tax will pour about $2 BILLION DOLLARS into the manure spreader but this new tax hike isn’t just going to hurt those who drive around for the fun of it.

Businesses that DELIVER the goods ALL KALIFORNIANS buy and going to have to raise THEIR prices to compensate and then what happens? THE STORES THAT SELL THAT STUFF TO CONSUMERS WILL RAISE THEIR PRICES TO COMPENSATE FOR THE EXTRA COST OF GETTING THAT STUFF TO THE STORES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Ummmm…using the law of diminishing returns…that means people will drive less and buy less because of the higher cost of both and…cities AND the state will see MORE declining tax revenues because of it all.

Here’s just a wild idea for liberals…CUT THE SIZE OF GOVERNMENT AND QUITE SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ON GOVERNMENT ENTITIES THAT THINK THEY HAVE TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO COMBAT THE…WEATHER!!!

Fuming.

TAX 2And speaking of the law of diminishing returns…

THERE BE LIBERAL IDIOTS LIVIN’ IN FERGUSON MISSOURI!!!!!

Get this why don’t ya?

The very LOOTERS and DESTROYERS of businesses IN Ferguson are now all PISSED OFF because…so many businesses in Ferguson got…LOOTED AND DESTROYED!!!

Helloooooooooooooo?

They’re saying that “SOMEBODY need to come in an FIX dat crap…REBUILD dem businesses so people don’t has to go all a couple of miles to get to da WALMART or to get GAS or der’s gonna be HELL ta pay!!!”

Oh, don’t take MY word for it…See for YOURSELF!!!

Did that last guy REALLY say that if the owners of the stores that were looted and destroyed didn’t give…GIVE jobs to the very people who looted and destroyed them…THE LOOTING AND DESTRUCTION WOULD CONTINUE???TAX 3

What we’re dealing with here people, are the Valedictorians from the graduating class of the LIBERAL ASYLUM OF ABJECT STUPIDITY!!!

THIS…ladies and gentlemen…is why LIBERALS open WELFARE OFFICES instead of EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES…because their CLIENTS keep BURNING THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES TO THE DAMN GROUND and then demanding they still find them a job.

And you KNOW that twerp Governor in Missouri…Ray Nixon…is thinking…”SCREW GLOBAL WARMING…ya know…if we jack up the gas tax in this state…WE’D BE MAKING A MINT OFF THE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!!!”

I’m fuming.

TAX 4And finally…

If the first two topics in today’s Friday Fume can be used as a guide…THIS segment should come as no surprise…

The DICTATOR,  fresh off his 2 week vacation to MARTHA’S GOLF COURSE…is getting ready for a trip to…ESTONIA AND WALES because, apparently they TOO have GOLF COURSES and they both play a HUGE roll in FOREIGN AFFAIRS but…he’s also warming up his PEN to CIRCUMVENT CONGRESS…AGAIN…AND FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS UNCONSTITUTIONAL PROMISE TO…FIX IMMIGRATION!!!

Here’s the liberal insanity…

Because we have so MANY…ILLEGAL ALIENS HERE ALREADY…THE LIBERAL SOLUTION IS TO…BRING MORE OF THEM UP HERE!!!

It seems the ILLEGAL ALIENS squatting on U.S. SOIL just aren’t all ‘HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY’ with the freebies…cell phones…education…food stamps…housing…welfare and the like…so Obama is going to bring their…FAMILIES HERE TOO!!!

THEY’RE CALLING IT…FAMILY REUNIFICATION!!!!!TAX 5

We can’t have just PART of an ILLEGAL ALIEN family up here SUCKING THE SYSTEM DRY…WE GOTTA HAVE ALL THE BROTHERS, SISTERS, COUSINS, AUNTS AND UNCLES UP HERE TOO!!!

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MILLIONS OF EXTRA Jose’s and Hose “B’s” RUNNING AMOK…AND THE REGIME HANDING OUT ALREADY FILLED IN DEMOCRAT VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS AND GREEN CARDS LIKE CANDY ON HALLOWEEN!!!

And there’s ol’ GOVERNOR MOONBEAM…OVER IN THE REPUBLIK OF KALIFORNIA…INTRODUCING MEXICAN PRESIDENT introducing Mexican President, ENRIQUE PINATATELLING THE ASSEMBLED CROWD”IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE IN THE UNITED STATES…YOU’RE ALL WELCOME IN CALIFORNIA!!!”

Have you ever seen ILLEGAL ALIENS getting out of a car???

THERE’S LIKE 3 DOZEN OF THEM CLIMBIMG OUT MID-SIZE SEDAN!!!TAX 6

KALIFORNIA ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ANY MONEY OFF THEIR NEW GAS TAX IF MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE GOING TO BE CAR POOLING LIKE THAT!!!

And if all the FREE CRAP isn’t enough to lure ILLEGAL ALIENS to KALIFORNIA…THE SCENERY IS…AFTER LAST WEEK’S EARTHQUAKE…NAPA VALLEY LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE GUATAMALA…ON A GOOD DAY!!!

And here’s the best part…

WHILE OBAMA IS MAKING SURE ALL THE FAMILY REUNIONS TAKE PLACE ON OUR SIDE OF WHAT USED TO BE A BORDER…HE IS REFUSING TO CLOSE THE BORDER SO…MORE AND MORE HALF A FAMILY OF ILLEGAL ALIENS WILL JUST KEEP COMING…FOLLOWED BY THE MILLIONS MORE OF THE REST OF THEIR FAMILIES but that gets me to thinking…

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DAMN TERRORISTS POURING ACROSS THE RIO GRANDE???TAX 7

HELL…MAHMOUD ONLY SNUCK IN WITH 3 WIVES…HE’S GOT 11 MORE GARBAGE BAGGED BRIDAL BEAUTIES IN BUTTKRACKISTAN…LET’S BRING THEM ON OVER TOO WHY DON’T WE??? I’M SURE THEY’RE ALL WELCOME IN KALIFORNIA…FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH…THEY HAVEN’T BLOWN ANYTHING UP IN BURBANK YET!!!!!

Oh, I can just HEAR the excuse the liberals are gonna use…

“Well, we HAVE to bring em all here…to do the jobs American’s WON’T do.”

Like what exactly? SELLING BLACK VELVET PRAYER RUGS WITH AIR BRUSHED PAINTING OF THE BURQA MARY AND THE BABY ELVIS ON THEM or…SECURING OUR DAMN BORDER?????

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

Midterm 2014 REAL Issues Spotlight – The Border

Monday, August 25th, 2014

ISS 1We are now just two short months away from an election which will set the course for the next two years. Midterm elections historically have much lower voter turnout than do general elections and that is exactly why, in this particular election, we need to come out to the polls.

Numbers are everything.

If your chosen candidate didn’t win his or her primary…get over it and vote for whoever is on the ballot with an “R” behind their name. It may be a RINO, an establishment GOP candidate or someone with whom you don’t agree 50% of the time but believe me, we can hold them accountable much more easily than we can a liberal.

Today, in a nutshell, we’ll be looking at yet another of the REAL issues upon which we MUST focus if we have any hope whatsoever of starting to turn this ship around…

The border and our national security.

Right now…not because of any social issue…not because of any particular religious affiliation…we have neither a southern border not national security because of it.

It is directly because of the policies of the current LIBERAL regime and the liberal ideology…

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Friday Fume

Friday, August 22nd, 2014

fume 1It’s been quite the week in the land of liberal loons and at the end of every week, we try to tie it all up in one snarky package…WITH AN ATTITUDE!!!

Let’s not dally and dive right in.

Patriots and Friends…It’s FRIDAY and you KNOW what THAT means…

I’m fuming.

Remember when we told you, years ago, that Obama violated the law by placing the Fast and Furious documents he didn’t want Eric Holder to turn over to the House committee under lock and Executive Privilege key?

Sorry liberals…WE WERE RIGHT!!!

Yesterday, a FEDERAL JUDGE…one U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson to be exact…set the fast and furiously approaching date of OCT 1ST as the date by which Eric WITHHOLDER must…drum roll please…TURN OVER ALL THOSE DOCUMENTS TO DARRELL ISSA AND THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE!!!

Does anyone but me smell an impending hard drive crash in the offing?

Now I KNOW that Holder just told the assembled mob in Ferguson that he TOO was a black man but…I do declare…he looks as white as sheet right now.

What’s the matter Holder? Did you just see the ghost of Brian Terry???

By October 1st, Holder has been ordered by the judge to turn over all unprivileged documents AND…all PRIVILEGED documents as well and Issa has until Oct 17th to register any objection regarding any documents that AREN’T turned over.

Why…That’s just a couple of weeks before the…

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Weekend Edition: Obamacare’s REAL Numbers Exposed

Sunday, August 17th, 2014

tnp eagleRemember the 8 million people the Obama regime were all giddy over, those they SAY enrolled in Obamacare by the deadline when they needed 7 million to make it all viable?

Well…Not so damn fast there…hold on because, as we all knew, those numbers were cooked.

NOW, we are beginning to see REAL Obamacare numbers and guess what? They ain’t so stellar. Maybe this is why Obama is on vacation. MAYBE this is why he wading into that whole mess in Ferguson Missouri. Maybe THIS is why he’s making a few assorted sorties, blowing up a few trucks in the ISIS controlled Iraq.

The regime, just two and a half months from a midterm election, is desperate for some distractions from the issue that lost him the 2010 midterms.

According to REAL numbers…from the beginning of the Obamacare enrollment period, October 1st, 2013 through the end of open enrollment on March 31st, 2014…

The total number of enrollees into the INDIVIDUAL plans was UP by 2,236,942. Yippee for socialism. Right?

No…NOT right because, the figures for EMPLOYEE based plans DROPPED by…1,716,540 leaving a net gain of only…about 520 thousand.

That is not only not good…THAT stinks out loud but it’s not nearly the end of the bad news for the regime either.

You see…when you look at the numbers in another VERY key AREA of Obamacare…

Holy CRAP…

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Friday Fume

Friday, August 15th, 2014

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We have reached that point in the week where we meet LIBERAL, POLITICALLY CORRECT ABSURDITY with a snarky dose of CONSERVATIVE politically DIRECT absurdity.

Let’s not dally…what say we just jump right in?

It’s Friday my friends and you’ve guessed it…

I’m fuming.

Now then…in the world of LIBERAL IDIOTS…there are your garden variety liberal idiots…your elected liberal idiots and…but before we get to all of THAT…please allow me to take a moment and reflect on THE most important news of the ENTIRE week…

In memory of the ‘STILL DEAD…SO WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE CONTINUING TO GET  NEWS UPDATES’ Robin Williams…who didn’t “pass away” as is being widely reported as much as he HANGED HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN BELT…which, no doubt, will lead to liberals calling for all Americans to REGISTER THEIR BELTS…CAUSE OBAMA TO MANDATE 23 BELT CONTROL EXECUTIVE ORDERS WITH HIS PEN AND PROMPT DIANE FEINSTEIN TO CALL FOR MAKING SUSPENDERS ILLEGAL…

WE INTERRUPT THIS FUME WITH BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE PROLONGED DEATH OF THE KINDEST, MOST GENTILE, GRACIOUS AND GENEROUS MAN WHO EVER LEFT HIMSELF DANGLING BY HIS OWN BELT…SO THAT HIS FAMILY OR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES COULD FIND HIM AND BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE…

Because that’s what really sensitive people do I suppose…

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Robin Williams – Yes…He’s Still Dead…

Tuesday, August 12th, 2014

rw 2BREAKING NEWS!!!

THIS JUST IN!!!

ROBIN WILLIAMS IS STILL DEAD yet despite the fact that he is, indeed, dead and has remained so for nearly 24 hours…

Our national debt has not dropped and remains in the $18 TRILLION dollar neighborhood…

Lois Lerner’s emails have yet to be found…

There has been NO justice for Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty or Tyrone Woods…

All manner of ILLEGAL ALIENS, some carrying infectious diseases are STILL pouring across our border and for that matter…so too are terrorists from barbaric Muslim countries.

WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE CONTINUED DEATH OF ROBIN WILLIAMS WITH MORE BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE SUSTAINED DEATH OF ROBIN WILLIAMS…

Robin Williams remains, at this hour, dead…however…

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Conservatives, Let’s Get Our PRIORITIES Straight

Wednesday, August 6th, 2014

solve 1Well, thank GOD that all our LITTLE insignificant problems as a nation have been resolved. Honestly, they were getting a bit annoying.

You know, thinks like our soaring national debt…all $18 TRILLION dollars of it and rising. Pesky really. But apparently, that’s been fixed so there is NOTHING more to worry about in that regard and may I just add…it’s about damn time.

GAS prices must be on THEIR way down which also means that nobody will have to worry this coming winter about the cost to heat their homes as the cost of electricity must also be dropping.

How’s your 401k doing?

Last week’s nose dive doesn’t mean a thing. Just because the Fed may stop artificially propping up the stock market and driving inflation up but…no worries.

Aren’t you glad that Obamacare finally got fixed? Admit it…YOU getting tired of seeing the same old doctor and having the same old insurance you’ve had for years? I know I was but now…BOY oh BOY…we have new and improved GOVERNMENT mandated health insurance to take the place of that old crap we USED to have and I, as a guy, am just GIDDY that for the first time in my life…MY visit to the gynecologist will finally be covered…after I pay my whopping deductible that is but hey…I’m resting better NOW than I did BEFORE Obamacare and I’m willing to bet YOU are too.

Darn good thing we don’t have any problems down on the southern border huh? Could you IMAGINE what things would be like if it STILL wasn’t secure down there? Why…ILLEGAL ALIENS might still be thinking they could waltz into our country any old time they liked but…not today.

We SOLVED that nuisance problem didn’t we?

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Obama’s Policies Have UNIONS Seeing RED!!

Monday, August 4th, 2014

screw 1Okay…from the lips of liberals…

Conservatives are obstructionists. WE are the racists…the jobs killers and the reason the economy sucks out loud. Liberals love to claim that Conservatives comprise the “do nothing congress” and Obama stands there last week in Kansas City chiding US to “come on…come on now, let’s get things done.”

Meanwhile, on the back shelves of Harry Reid’s liberal/socialist controlled senate…

Some 356 bills…PASSED by the House…are collecting dust because Reid himself refuses to bring them to a vote.

OF those 356 bills…

98% were passed with bipartisan support…200 of them were passed unanimously by the ENTIRE house without a single objection from the liberals ensconced there…and more than 100 others were passed with 75% of house DEMOCRATS supporting them.

40 of those bills would directly help lower unemployment and many of them offer assistance to the “more than 3.4 million workers between the ages of 20 and 59″ missing from our labor force.”

There they sit…356 bills, including a border bill passed just last Friday…on Harry Reid’s desk because Reid himself refuses to have them brought up for a vote.

And Lois Lerner thinks that CONSERVATIVES are the ASSHOLES???

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