Category Archives: Snarky

The Bowl of Granola Generation

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We, as a nation, are getting ready to unleash upon the world a generation of THE most wussified young adults that have ever walked this planet. The truly frightening part of it is that they will become the future leaders of our towns, cities and our country.

While we’ve all heard of generation X, and Generations Y and Z, I suggest what’s coming is the Bowl of Granola generation.

Those that aren’t fruits and nuts are flakes.

Just a couple of weeks ago, an article caught my eye and while on the surface it seemed ridiculous to the point of being nearly pointless, I quickly realized that it was much more than surface-level idiocy.

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People Aren’t Seahorses

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So, exactly who is Maleeha Aziz? She testified a little over a week ago at the House Oversight Committee regarding abortion. But who is she?

Well, Aziz self-identifies as an abortion storyteller with We Testify. We Testify is an organization dedicated to the leadership and representation of people who have abortions at the intersection of race, class, and gender identity.

Aziz is also a community organizer for an outfit calling itself “Texas Equal Access Fund.” Her profession is literally advocating for abortion in North Texas.

I suspect that her primary hobby is being an idiot.

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The Vice Puppet Almost Visited the Border

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Vice Puppet, Kamala Harris almost visited the U.S. Mexico border last week.

Almost.

The Vice Puppet was put in charge of the border crisis 93 days before nearly visiting the border, and so far, she’s done a great job. The crisis is far worse now than it was when she was put in charge of it. Oh, she did go to Guatemala  last month, you know, to get to the root of the problem.

That’s a bit like wondering why, without the plug in place in your bath tub the water won’t stay in it and going to the water company where the water comes from to get to the root of THAT problem.

When the Vice Puppet landed in Guatemala, she was met with angry Guatermelons who told her in no uncertain terms to go home…she wasn’t wanted there, but like the good little puppet she is, she pretended that the trip was a success, and naturally the mainstream media pretended that she had accomplished a great deal and was deserving of high praise.

Vice Puppet?

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Birds, Barbecues and Other Racist Nonsense

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Snark is defined as, “an attitude or expression of mocking irreverence and sarcasm,” but I believe there is more to it than just that.

Snark, as so defined, is my default setting. I tend to see the world through snark goggles and my view of the world has been this way since I was a kid, and although the definition covers most of my attitude towards so many things I see, it doesn’t quite go far enough.

I have, over decades of practice, honed my snark into what I consider to be the literary, and literal equivalent of Newton’s Third Law. “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” While sarcasm and irreverence certainly cover the basics, I also believe that every absurdity must be met with equal and opposite absurdity.

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Fauci’s Future and the Fall of Liberalism

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For the moment, Dr. Anthony Fauci, or as I like to call him, Dr. Tony Baloney, is the only anointed liberal Marxist saint without an arrest record and who hasn’t defied the commands of police while in the commission of a crime.

Oh, like Mike Brown, Rayshard Brooks, Brianna Taylor and George Floyd, who all expired due to their involvement in criminal activities, Tony Baloney will probably have schools and streets named after him, but he’s about to leave a very different legacy in his wake.

He won’t be with us much longer.

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A Tale of Two City’s Dumbasses

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Antonio Brown. There’s a name you probably won’t recognize unless you live in Atlanta, but you do need to know something about him. He’s a dumbass liberal Marxist who is running for Mayor.

Antonio Brown has made a big part of his campaign center around, “re-imagining public safety.”

Luckily for you, I have a super, double top secret liberal Marxist decoder ring I found at the bottom of a box of Cocoa Puffs. What “re-imagining public safety” means, in plain English, is “Defund the Police.”

In fact, liberal dumbass extraordinaire, Antonio Brown, has advocated cutting $73 million dollars from the Atlanta police budget. Wannabe Atlanta Mayor,  Dumbass Brown doesn’t think Atlanta needs the police. He thinks Atlanta would be better off, more safe, and less violent without the men and women in blue guarding that thin line.

Well, at least he used to think that way.

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The Great Reparation Revelation

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Lately, there has been a good deal of talk amongst the liberal Marxist crowd of paying reparations to the descendants of slaves. I used to think the notion was rubbish, but I’ve changed my mind.

That’s me in the photo on the left.

By all appearances, I’m a white guy…except…

I’m not.

There has also been a lot of prattle in liberal Marxist circles regarding how one identifies one’s self. Some men identify as women. Some women identify as men. Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman who wants to date women so I suppose he identifies as a man who likes to make believe he’s a woman who is a lesbian.

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The CIA is W-O-K-E

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Like most people, a good deal of what I have ever known regarding the CIA comes from how they’re depicted in movies and on television. Unlike a good number of people, I know there’s lots more to it that what we see on screen.

The CIA has always been this great country’s most dangerous covert weapon in real life. They have always operated in the shadows of some of the seediest places on earth, and in some of the most glamorous places one can imagine.

Let’s be honest here and admit that nobody really knows what goes on between the inner sanctum of Langley, and those places both seedy and glamorous, and that’s probably for the best but we do have certain expectations of those who work for the agency.

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Tin Lizzie, The Big Lie and Bigger Liars

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Liz Cheney, the Chair of the GOP Conference needs to pull her head out of where it’s been, and bury her hatchet in it’s place. Either way, sitting down has got to be rather uncomfortable for Tin Lizzie.

Last week, Tin Lizzie wrote, “We Republicans need to stand for genuinely conservative principles, and steer away from the dangerous and anti-democratic Trump cult of personality.”

She went on to write that the Republican Party is at a “turning point” and must decide “whether we will join Trump’s crusade to delegitimize and undo the legal outcome of the 2020 election, with all the consequences that might have.”

Also last week, Trump took to his new communication’s platform, From the Desk of Donald J. Trump, and wrote that, “the Fraudulent Presidential Election of 2020 will be, from this day forth, known as THE BIG LIE!” 

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Obama’s Third Reich and Other Things I Believe

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In 1989, the U.N. told us all that entire nations would be wiped from the globe due to rising sea levels if the global warming trend was not reversed by the year 2000. It’s now 2021 and not a single nation has gone missing.

That, of course, was 14 years after University of California at Davis professor Kenneth Watt, and British science writer Nigel Calder issued their dire warning that global cooling, by as much as 11 degrees would put us in an ice age by the year 2000.

In case you missed it…that didn’t happen either.

Back to the U.N. idiot in 1989 who also said back then that, “the most conservative scientific estimate [is] that the Earth’s temperature will rise 1 to 7 degrees in the next 30 years.”

It didn’t.

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