Cuomovirus, Pork and Biden’s Lost Marbles

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New York’s Governor, Fredo’s brother, Andrew Cuomo has been holding daily press briefings regarding the whole COVID-19 liberal panic, and he’s been getting plenty of camera time even from Fox News in the process.

The reason he’s been holding daily press briefings is because President Trump has been holding daily press briefings, and the mainstream media have been watching Trump’s poll numbers rise, along with the stock market rebounding every time Trump does an extended briefing.

Liberals hate that, so they are trying to counter-program against it…but that’s not really the problem.

New York’s problem is that they have become the COVID-19 U.S. epicenter and Cuomo is demanding that the U.S. government use an unprecedented amount of our taxpayer money to save their sorry asses.

And why is that?

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The Pandemic Panic in Proper Perspective

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The coronavirus, COVID-19 or the Chinese virus shouldn’t scare you. It should concern you, especially if you happen to be in a high-risk category.

What should scare the bejesus out of you is how people that hoard toilet paper for a respiratory virus are going to vote this November.

It’s easy to make fun of certain aspects of this COVID-19 media driven, and liberal weaponized outbreak of the uncommon cold, and I have done just that in previous articles. It is also easy to poke fun at the terminally inane dolts who went panic shopping for toilet paper and hand sanitizer and I have also done plenty of that.

But maybe it is now time to put a lot of the panic over the pandemic into its proper perspective and try to provide some much needed common sense to the situation.

Here we go…

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COVID-19 for Dummies

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I should like to address those amongst us who have been, for the past few of weeks, hording toilet paper. You know who you are.

We have seen you on the news and splashed about on social media with your shopping carts piled with a mountain of toilet paper in such a fashion that one would require a Sherpa to reach the summit were one so inclined to plant a flag atop Mount Charmin.

This, you claim, is because of the coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19.

COVID-19 is a RESPIRATORY illness.

For those amongst you who seem woefully unaware of what a RESPIRATORY illness is…it affects the lungs. That is the UPLOADING system, not the DOWNLOADING system. That is to say that contracting COVID-19 will not, I repeat NOT give you a case of the galloping guano however, HAD you contracted a virus with galloping guano as a symptom, to be perfectly honest, and giving due consideration to your mental state at this point you would now most likely be hoarding…

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The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

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Over the past 5 years, we’ve heard and seen all sorts of histrionic behavior from the liberal/socialist left regarding Donald Trump, first as a candidate, and since his election.

The collective panty-wadding has been obnoxious, violent, silly, diametrically opposed to the pretend mantra of liberal tolerance, and in some cases, quite entertaining.

There were the safe space liberals who curled up in the fetal position on college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, bottles of bubbles and their therapy puppies, but sadly, the supply chain for such items ran out when other like-minded socialists refused to continue to use their money for the collective good, and the puppies ran away.

Those were good times.

ANTIFA, which employed Nazi tactics in their effort to label Trump, and Trump supporters as Nazis ran out of steam for the most part when the socialist bus fuel pool also ran out of the support of other people’s money.

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Free Vaseline and Other Empty Promises

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Russian collusion is over.

The Mueller report is over.

The Trump/Zelensky phone call with its quid pro quo, it’s extortion, and its bribery along with its “abuse of power,” and its “obstruction of congress” is over.

And impeachment is over too.

All of those things ended with liberals wadding up their collective panties, and with President Trump standing tall, still in the White House, and still their president, but all of those things had one thing in common…

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Overhyping the Underwhelming

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Outside of impeachment, of which I think the inhabitants of entire planet is growing tired, not to mention the inhabitants of all other planets in the known universe, there have been two other stories in the news that have captivated the headlines.

Now before I get into those other stories, allow me to quickly clear something up for skeptics, there are inhabitants on other planets scattered about the known universe, there must be or otherwise, why would there be a Miss Universe pageant every year?

Sure, Earth wins it every year, but that’s not really our fault. For those who insist that we are alone in the universe, I would challenge you to start your own, Miss Holier-Than-Thou pageant where the entries are as limited as your minds.

Okay, that said, allow me to get into the nuts and bolts of the only stories outside of impeachment that everyone seems to care about, and frankly, few should.

BREAKING NEWS…

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Barbarians Have Breached The Gate

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Despite the claims of liberals today, the United States is the greatest nation on Earth, and one could well argue, perhaps one of the most civilized nations in all of history.

That’s not to say that our great nation is perfect. It isn’t, and frankly, it never has been, but unlike all other countries, this country, thanks to the wisdom and foresight of its Founders and Framers, has built-in mechanisms designed for self-correction without the need to utterly destroy it in the process.

Over nearly 244 years, the United States has utilized such mechanisms countless times to right itself when at various tipping points that would lay waste to most other nations.

The very foundation of our greatness comes from our founding documents, specifically the Constitution, and its incorporated Bill of Rights, both of which are the envy of the world.

Ben Franklin once said, “What you have, is a Republic if you can keep it.”

Ronald Reagan said,

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Democrats…No One To Blame But Themselves

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Slowly, little by little, the liberal’s 2020 platform is coming together, and it is exactly as we have always said it would be.

Naturally, at the top of the platform is “get Trump.” That’s been a given since the wee hours of the morning on November 9th, 2016 when their anointed candidate, not so much Obama light, but Obama white was too plastered, and too angry to address the snowflakes who left her “victory” party like a glacier leaves a hillside.

While the whole Mueller witch hunt of an investigation failed as profoundly as did Hillary, the chants of “RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA” have become chants of “RACISM, RACISM, RACISM.”

But what else is there for liberals?

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Patriotically Correct and Proud of It

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay, I admit it. I’m confused.

Not the sort of confused in that I don’t know which bathroom I’m supposed to use…that’s liberal confused, and if I ever go down that particular manhole, I hope someone has the common decency to put me out of my misery.

Manholes. We can’t call them manholes any more, at least not in Berkeley, California because they just passed a city ordinance dictating that manholes must now be called “maintenance holes.” Apparently, the women of Berkeley are feeling left out by not having something named after them that leads to a sewer.

In Berkeley, you are no longer allowed to be somebody’s brother or sister. You are only allowed to be a “sibling.” By the dictate of the new ordinance, such gendered pronouns as “he” and “she” are be replaced by “they” or “them,” which no doubt will cause no end of issues in certain circumstances.

Let me explain…

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Who Let the Cuckoos Out of the Nest?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Thursday, in a stunning reversal of rhetoric regarding the GOP’s border bill that passed in the Senate 84-8 last Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to liberals in the House stating, “In order to get resources to the children fastest, we will reluctantly pass the Senate bill. As we pass the Senate bill, we will do so with a Battle Cry as to how we go forward to protect children in a way that truly honors their dignity and worth.”

Oh, the hypocrisy.

Those little illegal alien spawn don’t know how damn lucky they are to have been dragged through God knows how many countries, across God only knows how many borders by adults, whether or not those adults are indeed even related to them, and held in what liberals insist are Nazi-like “concentration camps.”

If those were your garden variety American kids, liberals like Pelosi would have tried to stop them from even being born.

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