Liberal BS and the Farting Cows of Doom

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The liberal agenda is all BS. 100 percent, absolute, undeniable bullcrap…and I believe that I can prove it.

Honestly, I don’t give a happy damn what plank from their agenda you care to bring up…I can show you how liberals have taken both sides of the issue when it suits them…and many times, they take both sides at the same time.

Sure it’s tricky. You have to be accomplished, pathological liars to do it. You have to be the absolute definition of hypocritical to pull it off, and you must, and I mean MUST have no shame…but we’re talking about liberals here so…

It goes without saying that liberals hate President Trump, and they hate Conservatives who support President Trump. Liberals also hate opinions that not fall into line with their own opinions.

Liberals hate religion, law enforcement, guns…people who own guns and large sodas.

The list of things liberals hate is far too long to compile here, but suffice it to say…liberals are indeed a hateful bunch and yet, they portray themselves as…

The party of tolerance.

There’s your first clue.

Using that as a starting point, let me highlight just a few current examples of liberals taking both sides of the same issue while claiming the moral high ground from atop their agenda of bullcrap.

Since the day Trump got the nomination…what have liberals accused him of that led to now more than two years of investigation and the spending of tens of millions of taxpayer dollars? Collusion with foreign governments in the 2016 election…right?

Of course, that led to long diatribes spewing forth from the pie holes of liberals regarding the need to end foreign interference in our elections…diatribes parroted by the mainstream media ad nauseam. On and on they went, for more than two years…about foreign tampering in our elections.

Well…

Just a week ago…liberals in the House voted to allow ILLEGAL ALIENS to vote in our elections. Call me crazy, but that sure does seem like foreign interference in our elections to me, so…are liberals in favor of foreign interference, or against it?

Obviously, liberals are taking a stand on both sides of their lump of bullcrap.

Here’s another example…

When Obama rolled out his socialist healthcare crap, one of the big things liberals loved about it, aside from the fact that Obamacare was THE biggest tax hike in American history was the fact that the “kids” could stay on mommy and daddy’s Obamacare plan until they were 26 years old. You remember that, right?

The reason for that according to liberals, was because until they were 26 years old, mommy and daddy’s little spawn just weren’t settled enough to embark on their own health insurance plans. They still needed to be nannied, they weren’t mature enough to be thrust into the world on their own…they needed more time to ripen as people to get to a point where they could be thought of as being able to provide for themselves.

Okay…last week…a majority of liberals in the House voted to drop the voting age to…16…ten years younger than they claim a person is mature enough to go out in the world on their own.

So which is it liberals? Mature enough to make decisions on who will be elected to do everything from overseeing our government and nominating those who will oversee our judicial system at the tender age of 16…or not mature enough to be out in the world on their own at the tender age of 26?

And the manure mound continues to grow.

Here’s yet another prime example of liberals taking a stand on both side of the same issue while adding to their hill of bullcrap…

Last week, NYC Mayor,Bill D’ Bla-Bla-Bla issued a decree that school lunches in the city that never sleeps will convert to “meatless Mondays” as a way to save the planet.

Honestly, I have no freakin’ clue how kids not eating meat on Monday is supposed to save the planet, but I’m sure there are liberals out there who firmly believe that had the T-Rex not eaten Bronto-Burgers on Mondays, they would still be around today. Now, scientifically, we know that the T-Rex ate meat raw…Bronto Tar-Tar if you will…and we know this because after close examination of the fossil record, done by esteamed scientists…it is clear that the T-Rex’s arms were simply too damn short to reach the bar-b-que.

Anyway…that’s the stand on one side of their collective bullcrap…no meat on Monday’s will save the planet…and one can suspect that it has something to do with cow farts. On the other side of the bullcrap pile, liberals have taken the stand that cow farts will be the ruination of the planet.

Now think about this…just…think about this for a minute…

If…as Bill D’ Bla-Bla-Bla claims…eating no meat on Monday will save the planet from the dreaded farting cows of doom…wouldn’t eating less farting cows mean that there would be more mirror fogging cows left alive to…fart?

Here’s an idea…since AOC says the world will end in 12 years due to “climate change,” and that is proven science…how about we don’t drop one more dime into researching it and see what happens?

And the mound of liberal BS continues to grow. Need more examples…alrighty then…

Let’s take a couple of different handfuls of liberal BS and mash them together…race and illegal aliens.

Liberals have staked a claim on this bit of their agenda…that DACA kids MUST be allowed to stay in the U.S. even though they too are illegal aliens, having been schlepped here as infants by their illegal alien parents. We’ve been hearing this standard line o crap for nearly the past decade… “The innocent kids must not be punished for what their parents did.” Right?

Okay…

Then explain this…liberals, including several of those running in 2020 are, at the same time, telling us that we MUST pay reparations to the descendants of slaves from some 150 years ago. In other words…liberals are standing on one side of Mount Manure telling us that we can’t hold responsible the children of illegal aliens…and on the other side of Mount Manure telling that we MUST hold responsible the descendants of slave owners the last of which owned a slave 150 years ago.

Meanwhile…liberals proudly say they will stand with their muslim brothers and sisters…a group that to this very day promotes the ownership of slaves.

That’s the type of thing that only makes sense to a liberal who is wallowing about in their own BS.

Liberal politicians go to events with their armed security details to tell liberal voters that when they get elected, they’ll punish law abiding citizens for owning guns.

Liberal open borders movie stars who make tens of millions of dollars per movie preach to the rest of us about income inequality and you can’t get past the door of a movie theater without first buying a ticket to watch their latest crappy flick. If they weren’t on both sides of the issues, they would be playing make believe for $15 bucks an hour, and the theaters wouldn’t have closed doors.

How many times over the decades have liberals at all levels of government told us that whatever it is they want to jack up our taxes for…is about the children? “We must do it for the children,” they say. “It’s for our children, and our children’s children,” they sob.

Tell ya what…the next time liberals tell ya “it’s for the children,” tell them…”well, you voted to kill children so…no.”

And what about so-called “white privilege?”

Liberals are always pissing and moaning about “white privilege.” Elizabeth Warren will tell you all about “white privilege,” after denying she pretended to be an American Indian to take advantage of privileges offered to the less than white crowd. Rachel Dolezal will tell you about white privilege too even after getting busted for pretending to be black for a high-paying position in an organization that exists only due to a certain color of skin that isn’t white. I’ll get back to Poke-a-Honkey Warren in just a minute.

And then there’s that off-white, brain-free liberal, Alexandria Common Core-tez who said just a short while ago “All Latinos have a race-based right to migrate to the United States.” Oh, really…that wouldn’t be a “white privilege” race-based right…now would it?

I might better understand this obtuse line of near thought, but my “white privilege” decoder ring for this specific liberal BS hypocrisy must be lost in the mail. You get it though…liberals hate WHITE privilege, but they LOVE privilege regarding any OTHER color. The problem is…there is no real white privilege.

Okay, back in Poke-a-Honkey’s teepee…Warren said on Wednesday, just a couple of days ago, that she has “zero sympathy” for the parents charged in what the Justice Department now says is the single biggest college admissions scandal it’s ever prosecuted. We’re talking about parents who paid bribe money to get their kids into major colleges, thus cheating the system. Poke-a-Honkey Warren…who cheated the system at HARVARD LAW SCHOOL…by claiming to be an American Indian to get a plumb professorship…has “ZERO SYMPATHY”…is CHASTISING other for cheating.

In other words…she’s either saying, ”it’s okay for me, but not for thee,” or she’s advising that they should have applied for the wigwam scholarship.

When you get right down to it, BS is the only true core value that liberals have. Perhaps the ultimate irony of their BS is the list of things they accuse President Trump and Conservatives of being…morally bankrupt, intolerant, closed minded, racist, liars, cheats, criminals…the list goes on and on but if we WERE everything that liberals say we are…we’d be LIBERALS.

To say that liberals are hypocritical BS artists is a little like saying that the Hindenburg got a tad bit over-heated…it’s who and what they are. The really interesting part of it is that either they don’t remember what side of any given issue they took up last week…or they’re hoping we don’t remember. I say…let liberals be liberals…let them flip and flop about on every issue, lie, scheme and flaunt their own stupidity.

We’re watching, taking notes, collecting videos and getting ready for 2020…getting ready to use the liberal’s own word, deeds and nonsense against them.

Ya want one more example? Okay…the very same liberals who are today calling Colin Kaepernick a hero for just being himself…are the very same liberals who told Tim Tebow to just keep it to himself.

I’m telling ya, by 2020, you’ll need a Sherpa to get to the top of the liberal’s Mount Bullcrap.

© Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2019

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2 thoughts on “Liberal BS and the Farting Cows of Doom

  1. Funny… iPhone 11 is coming out with a fart detector according to the UK Sun

  2. Slam dunk again! Thank you for always saying what I can’t put into decent words without saying bad ones.

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