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How to LOSE an Election in 10 Easy Steps

Monday, February 17th, 2014

As we have an election in a short 8 ½ months, primaries in just 3 months and, since we haven’t done this sort of thing for the last 15 months or so…I thought now might be a good time for a refresher course in how to LOSE an election.

Somehow, we, as Conservatives, screwed it up back in 2010 and actually won the darn thing.

If memory serves…It was called a shellacking and, we certainly wouldn’t want to have THAT again.

Would we?

So…Let’s get started…

How to LOSE an election.

1) RESEARCH

Don’t do your own.

It takes time…It’s hard and it simply isn’t necessary in this day and age. There are PLENTY of folks scattered about on social media that you don’t know a single thing about who will be more than happy to do your research for you.

By all means…TRUST them.

There are a lot of axes out there and more than enough people willing to grind them and, it really doesn’t matter whether or not THEY share YOUR values and ideology…THEY did the research and, according to them…PIGS can FLY.

Just go with it.

Next…

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Weekend Edition: Ted Cruz is No Jelly Donut

Sunday, February 16th, 2014

For some time now, I’ve been saying that if YOUR elected Member of the house isn’t Trey Gowdy…YOU need to go and FIND your district’s Trey Gowdy and ELECT her or him in 2014.

If the entire house was packed FULL of Trey Gowdys…This nation would be in MUCH, MUCH better shape.

Let me now address the other side of Capitol Hill.

The senate.

Here’s my advice…

If YOUR senator isn’t Ted Cruz…

GO FORTH…FIND YOUR TED CRUZ…AND ELECT HIM OR HER TO THE SENATE AS SOON AS WHOEVER OCCUPIES YOUR SENATE SEAT IS UP FOR REELECTION AND…MAYBE SOONER!!!

Think what you will regarding senator Cruz but, I’m telling you LOUD AND CLEAR…

AN ENTIRE SENATE FULL OF TED CRUZS…WOULD BE A DAMN GOOD THING FOR THIS NATION!!!

Period.

During his 21 plus hour Q&A monologue a at the end of last September, Cruz read “The Cat in the Hat” and, in doing so, said more of substance than Harry Reid has said in all his years in that body.

In fact, during those 21 hours, Ted Cruz made more sense than the entire senate has made if you take all their floor speeches, all their utterances in front of media microphones and all of their print interviews over the last 10 years COMBINED!!!

Last week, while speaking to Mark Levin…

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Friday Fume

Friday, February 14th, 2014

 WHOO HOO…We’ve reached the end of another week and, although I took a few days off to move from one abode to another…3 FREAKIN’ BLOCKS AWAY…Liberals and socialists have been WORKING OVER-TIME!!!

Rand Paul has filed a class action suit over the NSA scandal while Obama STILL insists that Americans’ privacy is protected under NSA programs.

Yeah…Right…Sort of in the same way the IRS is PROTECTING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS!!!

Despite spending more than $300 MILLION DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY on their OBAMACARE WEBSITE…The state of Oregon HAS YET TO SIGN UP ONE SINGLE PERSON ON THE STUPID THING!!!!!

Now, the FBI is getting involved and a federal investigation is opening into the the great northwest debacle.

I’ll save em a whole bunch of time and money…

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING…NOBODY’S RESPONSIBLE AND…EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE!!!

Move along…Nothing to see in Oregon.

And…The man who has yet to find the REAL killer…O.J. Simpson…says, “I used to live my way, and now I’m going to die my way. I want to just sit down in a corner and die.”

And to accomplish the task…

He says he’s going on a hunger strike.

Have you SEEN pictures of that idiot lately???

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The Dictator’s Diaper is Full of Obamacrap

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

The Dictator and his regime just keep rolling merrily along, telling their subjects that all is well and Obamacare is the greatest thing since the invention of the banana republic.

They had to bribe members of their own party to pass it…They couldn’t allow anyone, of either party, to READ it before they passed it…The Vice Dictator called it a “BIG F***ING DEAL” and on and on and on.

The Dictator and his minions have often decried the attempts to repeal it.

42 times, they say, those opposed to socialism have tried to repeal the disaster and, every time they try, the Dictator scolds them and his useful idiots parrot the castigations.

It’s “THE LAW OF THE LAND” they keep telling US, the lowly ingrates who just can’t get it through our patriotically thick heads that the GOVERNMENT is far, FAR better suited to mandate TO us that which is better FOR us than WE might decide for ourselves.

“THE LAW OF THE LAND” has just been altered, again, by the Dictator.

No need for congress…

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SCREW the (Environ)Mental Cases – BUILD the PIPELINE

Monday, February 3rd, 2014

The only real obstruction to the Keystone XL pipeline now, much to the dismay of those on work release from (environ)mental asylums, is the Dictator, Obama.

Last Friday, not the 1st or the 2nd, not the 3rd or the 4th environmental impact study regarding that pipeline but, the 5th, and the one that came directly from Obama’s State (of Insanity) Department was released and, just like the previous 4, this one states that there is no environmental reason for NOT  building the 1,179 mile pipeline from Canada to Texas.

A couple of years ago, the greeny weenies complained that the pipeline would cross Nebraska’s Sandhills region and the aquifer but, the Cornhusker state’s Governor, Dave Heineman, ordered a study, found an alternative route avoiding both sensitive areas and, that route was accepted by Canada.

Obama  had pandered to the unions who stand to make bank off the building of the Keystone XL pipeline by delaying parts of Obamacare, just for them.

The problem is, he’s also been pandering to the (environ)mental patients by not signing off on the pipeline.

With Friday’s report, coming from his own administration, Obama now finds himself faced with yet another conundrum.

Does he benefit the United States or China?

Here are the choices…

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Friday Fume

Friday, January 31st, 2014

How ‘bout that State of the Union speech, huh?

In Egypt, when a guy wins a “DEMOCRATIC” election and then, declares himself the DICTATOR…The OPPOSITION PARTY has him ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL!!!

Over here…The opposition party offers a trio of rebuttals and then goes on a retreat.

In Orange County California…Police served a search warrant…5 MONTHS AFTER NEIGHBORS REPORTED A STENCH COMING FROM A HOUSE…SO BAD IT MADE THEM PUKE…And found a TEACHER living amongst approximately…450 SNAKES AND RATS…MANY OF WHICH WERE DEAD WITH THE LIVES ONES CANABALIZING THE DEAD ONES!!!

Sounds like the assembled audience at the  SOTU but only stinking half as bad.

AND…

It’s Super Bowl week and we now know why the Falcons went 4 and 12 last year.

They knew the big game was set for NEW JERSEY in FEBRUARY and…

THEY WERE AFRAID THERE MIGHT BE 2 INCHES OF SNOW!!!

Patriots and friends…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

And then…There were 3…Heading for the elected socialists retirement VILLAGES, where they can relax, play golf and REAP THE REWARDS OF BEING CAREER A-HOLES!!!

That’s right…

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From a Constitutional to Banana Republic

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Tuesday evening, the Dictator delivered his State of Future Mandates speech to a 60% ungrateful nation.

Don’t they realize what the remaining 40% who approve of his highness have embraced?

BIG GOVERNMENT is WORKING in their minds.

There are now more people collecting welfare than ever before.

Big government works.

There are more Americans than ever utilizing food stamps.

Big government works.

More and more Americans have applied for and received disability compensation than ever before and, it doesn’t even matter whether or not they actually need it.

Big government works.

More Americans have been thrown off the health insurance plans they had and, would have liked to have kept, than have signed up for the propagandized, “BETTER” and more “AFFORDABLE” Obamacare and, of those who have signed up, the overwhelming majority are those signing up for expanded Medicaid along with those Americans who are older and more in need of healthcare than those who are young, healthy and NECESSARY to carry the financial burden.

Big…Government…

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Obama’s SOTU – Doin’ the American Hustle!!!

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.

Last night’s State of Dismay speech clearly put a fine point on THAT bit of narcissism wrapped in union, butt-kissing flattery.

With nods to manufacturing, education and job training, Obama laid out yet another agenda to keep that tingle running up the union leg.

He announced that, with a stroke of his mighty pen, he has increased SOME federal contract worker’s minimum wages to $10.10 per hour.

Whoopty-doo.

Do you have ANY idea how many people will benefit from THAT???

In a world where the government contracts out more than $700 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS for a website that doesn’t work…Neither do I but…If can get me the line item on the number of illegals “hired” to replace the toilet paper in the little nerds room…WE’LL BOTH KNOW!!!

He announced, with arrogance, that under his guidance the economy is getting better.

If by “better” he meant at a stagnant growth rate of 2.2%…

Naturally, the applause from the left side of my SOTU surround sound speakers was…

Sickening.

Applauding 2.2% as a growing economy is akin to giving a gold medal to whoever comes in last during the upcoming  4 man Olympics bobsled run.

The truth of the economy is that it sucks and it’s not getting any better.

Unemployment down to 6.7%???

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Inside the Obama (Who’s Your Daddy?) Conspicuous Theory

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

Yesterday’s article in The National Patriot, The REAL Obama: An INDONESIAN, Muslim, Socialist Puppet, seems to have lit a fire.

The overwhelming resemblance between Obama and Mohammad Subud, the Indonesian, former Muslim and founder of the Subud cult is undeniable but that, predictably, didn’t deter liberals from collectively gnashing their teeth.

Conservatives, on the other hand, respectfully questioned the subtle differences between the 2 men with the difference in hair texture and skin tone being their primary points of discussion.

I would like to address those differences here.

First, the hair.

There is no doubt that Obama has hair most often associated with black or African ancestry while Subud’s hair was that of the Asian or Indonesian persuasion.

To explain the difference, one must look into both men’s backgrounds.

Simply put, we have very few points of reference regarding Subud’s ancestry. No information regarding his parents, grandparents and no photos to use as comparisons.

His genetic makeup is something of a mystery but, I’ll get back to this shortly.

Obama, on the other hand, is a different story.

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The REAL Obama: An INDONESIAN, Muslim, Socialist Puppet

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Over the last several days, conservatives across social media have been circulating an image, a split screen cut and paste of Obama and  Mohammed (Pak) Subud  along with a link to a very well thought out piece from Jason Kissner at American Thinker.

That piece brings several…”Coincidences” to light.

When it comes to politics and Obama’s past, there are no such things as “coincidences.”

Kissner shows links between Obama’s “mother” Stanly Ann Dunham to a certain Subud spiritual cult and also documents the verifiable link between the Subud cult and one Loretta Fuddy.

Fuddy, you will remember, was the woman who had been appointed in January, 2011, to head the agency in Hawaii that “verified” Obama’s birth certificate…The one he finally, after years of questions, displayed to the world in March of 2011.

Fuddy also was the lone non-survivor of a small plane crash off the coast of Hawaii just a couple of months ago.

No coincidences…Remember?

The idea being promoted is that this Mohammad Subud, the founder of the Subud cult, is Obama’s real father but, before we get to that, there IS something regarding that split-screen image you should know.

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