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The News and a Dose of Snark

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots

Over the past week or so, things have gone from bad to worse as the coronavirus media-driven panic continues to be the only 24/7 news cycle topic…but bad to worse is really a matter of perspective.

You see, to a snarky guy like me, what’s happening out there where nobody is allowed to go has become pure gold.

This is one of those “in-case-you-missed-it” sort of commentaries for those who have basically either shut off the news, or have been out protesting the trial version of communism for the past couple of weeks.

I’ll get to some of the more idiotic liberal coronavirus crap in a bit, but there are a few other things that need to be put into proper perspective, so let me start with this…

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The Dangerous Truth of Liberal Word Games

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Back in the 1970’s, liberals told us that the world was about to enter an ice age the likes of which would destroy life as we knew it, and from which, there would be no coming back. Global cooling is what they called it, and unless we did something about pollution, right then, we would all surely die.

But it didn’t get any colder, and along came the 1990’s and Al Gore. Al told us that unless we did something about pollution, and did it right then, the whole world would literally cook itself to death, and all of humanity cook right along with it.

But it didn’t get any warmer. In fact, Al had to cancel one global warming summit after another because of…blizzards…never thinking to try and hold one in Death Valley in August.

So…

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We Must Quit Making Fun of the Baboons

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I would like to enter my name, officially, on a dubious list of America’s most wanted, as an offender of the highest order. I will gladly surrender myself, and I am more than prepared to take full responsibility for my actions.

Please make sure, when issuing my arrest warrant, to spell my name correctly.

It’s Craig…not Greg…and the last name is Andresen…not Anderson.

Last week, Florida nincompoop Frederica Wilson, a liberal loon of a congresswoman, said those who are “making fun” of members of Congress online should be “prosecuted.”

For the record, and let there be no doubt regarding this very important and relevant point…

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Shut Up and Eat Your Cake

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Sometimes, it seems that no matter what you do, you just can’t make liberals happy.

Just this past January, the freshly minted liberal New Mexico Governor, Michelle Lujan Grisham, who, like all liberals, hates President Trump, hates the idea of a border wall, and lover her some illegal aliens went to the border between her state, New Mexico and Old Mexico and declared, rather arrogantly I might add, “While I’ve been to this area of the border many times, I haven’t seen anything to indicate that we have an emerging crisis here at the border, and that’s important to continue to talk to New Mexicans about.”

Naturally, what she meant by, “continue to talk to New Mexicans about,” was to continue to spread the standard liberal propaganda about. She went on to state, “Neither I nor the lieutenant governor saw anything today at our southern border today that leads us to believe the security “crisis” the president has described as he leaves thousands of federal professionals and families in New Mexico in limbo over his demand for his wall.”

Okay…that was in January. Then, in February…

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Friday Fume

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This is a SPECIAL SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN edition of our weekly wrap up.

You didn’t really think the shutdown could stop the Fume did ya?

THIS IS ESSENTIAL!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

A little quick research shows that there are a multitude of NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS in Washington DC.

We ARE in the midst of a government shutdown.

Yes?

Sooooooooo…

CLOSE DOWN THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE WHY DON’T YA???????

That’s right…FURLOUGH OBAMA AND MAKE HIM AND HIS HUSBAND PACK UP THEIR PRAYER RUGS AND MOVE INTO A MOTEL 6!!!!!!

Guess what else is on the list…

THE U.S. CAPITOL BUILDING!!!

SHUT ER DOWN!!!!!!!!

There IS precedent for doing this ya know…

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Friday Fume

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The inescapable fact that liberals and socialists are BAT CRAP INSANE has been on FULL DISPLAY once again this week.

You just can’t make this stuff UP.

Before we get into the thick of what hit the fan over the last 7 days…

Let me give you a few quick hitters.

3 middle school students from Virginia Beach have been…EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR because they were PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS…ON PRIVATE PROPERTY…BEFORE SCHOOL WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!!!!

Another clear-cut case of ZERO TOLERANCE for COMMON SENSE!!!!!

AL QAEDA TERRORISTS in LIBYA have “STOLEN” hundreds of REAL guns, an undisclosed number of high tech night vision goggles,  and dozens of Special Operations transports armed with machine guns, fragmentation grenade launchers, and STATE-OF-THE-ART…HIGH TECH CLASSIFIED GPS ON-BOARD UNITS!!!

STOLEN???

Like kids STEAL candy on HALLOWEEN???

And…

With IRAN TRYING TO BUILD NUKES…

North Korea HAVING nukes and a GROWING METH MANUFACTURING OPERATION…

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Friday Fume

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GEEZ what a week we’ve had.

It turns out that, USIS, the company that DOMINATES the BACKGROUND CHECK industry and got more than $400 MILLION dollars of YOUR money in the last 2 years, is the company that “VETTED” both Ed Snowden AND the DC Shipyard Shooter.

HOW MUCH YA WANNA BET THEY ARE ALSO THE SAME BUNCH OF BOZOS THAT VETTED OBAMA IN 2008???

16 year old David Schaffner III remembered he had a hunting/pocket knife on him as he went to his school’s football game. HE WAS HONEST ABOUT IT…HANDED IT OVER TO A SECURITY GUARD AND THEN…GOT SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS!!!

It turns out his school has a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON…HONESTY!!!!

And…While defending the indefensible…OBAMACARE…Obama actually said…“The cost of healthcare is now growing at the slowest rate in 50 years. If the current trends hold … we’re going to see a continuing slowing of healthcare costs. That’s going to boost our exports.”

BOOST OUR EXPORTS OF WHAT???

BULLCRAP?????

Another week of liberal/socialist nonsense has drawn to a close and since we could all use a laugh…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…You remember those…”EXPERT NAVIGATORS” that are supposed to help you and your businesses find your way through this Obamacare debacle???

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Friday Fume

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fume 4The AFL-CIO and the SEIU are having a closed door meeting with Obama at the white house today.

I GUESS THEY FINALLY READ THE BILL HUH???

First…Obama’s military strike against Syria was going to be DECISIVE…Then…It was gonna be LIMITED…Then, according to Kerry…IT WAS GOING TO BE REALLY, REALLY SMALL and finally, Obama said that OUR MILITARY DOESN’T DO PIN PRICKS!!!!!

This is the administration that’s in a wazoo measuring contest with the guy in Russia THAT KILLS GRIZZLIES WITH HIS BARE HANDS????

And…After 2 socialists LOST in a COLORADO RECALL over GUN RIGHTS…Debbie WHAT’S HER NAME – SCHULTZ blamed it on…VOTER SUPPRESSION!!!!!

Schultz said that,  “ numerous procedural changes to the state’s election laws confused voters. “

Ummmmm…APPARENTLY…THEY ONLY CONFUSED SOCIALIST VOTERS!!!!!

It’s been such a week and I don’t know about you but, I’M ready to blow off a little STEAM!!!

Let’s do this…It’s Friday my friends and fellow Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well, well…

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Friday Fume

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In Sweden a couple of days ago, TOUGH GUY Barack Hussein Obama was whining about the way he’s sometimes treated  in the United States and the names he sometimes gets called and then, he suggested he’d be more welcomed in Europe.

I have 2 words for him…

SEEK…ASYLUM!!!!!!!

Senator Bob Corker (RINO TN) asked the HEAD of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, GENERAL MAYHEM DEMPSEY what it was that this administration was “seeking” by attacking Syria.

The HIGHEST MAN on the PENTAGON TOTEM POLE answered…

“I can’t answer that, what we’re seeking.”

Naturally, after that…CORKER voted in FAVOR of the attack resolution.

I’m pretty sure I know what conservative voters are gonna be “SEEKING” the next time CORKER’S up for election.

And Obama has old Bill Clinton is out there trying to sell Obamacare because, try as he might…Obama CAN’T FIND A SINGLE ASPIRIN FACTORY TO BOMB IN SYRIA OR…AN INTERN TO HUM…”HAIL TO THE CHIEF” WHILE HE DOES IT!!!

Trust me, there IS humor to be found in this absurd Syria situation if ya dig for it and you know me…I walk LOUDLY and carry a BIG shovel!!!

My friends and Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

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