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Friday Fume

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fume 4Oh what a week this has been.

Liberal March madness is what I call it.

What is WRONG with these people anyway???

We’ve got news of a SCHOOL TEACHER in England who has DEMANDED a student REMOVE a HELP FOR HEROES WRIST BAND that he wears for the murdered Lee Rigby…In case it might OFFEND A MUSLIM!!!

We’re talking about people who are followers of a PEDOPHILE and there’s a teacher out there who is afraid they’ll be offended by a WRISTBAND?????

Ketchup Boy Kerry was in LONDON a few days ago announcing SANCTIONS against a few Russians nobody’s ever heard of and he went WAY out of his way to make it clear to Putin that we were NOT THREATENING him and that the sanctions were, “NOTHING PERSONAL!!!”

Does he really think there’s a SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN A TOASTER OVEN that PUTIN was gonna feel PERSONALLY THREATENED by the CANCELLATIONS OF 6 SOVIET DIPLOMATS LIBRARY CARDS???

And…

INSURANCE COMPANIES are now saying that your already UNAFFORDABLE “affordable” care act premiums will most likely DOUBLE next year because…NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR THE CRAP…OF THOSE WHO ARE SIGNING UP…NOT ENOUGH ARE PAYING AND…ONLY 11% OF THOSE WHO DIDN’T HAVE INSURANCE BEFORE Obamacrap want anything to DO with Obamacrap!!!

Gee…We never saw THAT coming did we???

Anyway…It’s Friday and, time to let it out…

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Shifting Focus From Malaysia Back to Obama’s Malaise

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pitch 1With the world focused on a missing Malaysian airliner and the dire consequences associated with its possible use…Nobody can be happier than Obama.

The news cycle, all 24 hours of it for the past 9 days, has centered on what happened to flight 370 and NONE of those 24 hours have been used to shine the light of truth on Obama.

It’s high time we use that particular spotlight.

While Russia and Putin were busy holding a mock referendum regarding the fate of Crimea and preparing their plans to take Ukraine into the old Soviet fold…

What exactly was Obama doing?

He was whining to Ryan Seacrest that he has been unfairly maligned for…

Wearing mom jeans.

Yes…You read that correctly.

“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans.”

“The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans. There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that. I got whacked pretty good. Since that time, my jeans fit very well.”

The Soviet Union is reforming under the boot of a former KGB agent and OUR Dictator wants to be cut some slack for wearing MOM JEANS???

They’re bad enough and to make it worse…

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Friday Fume

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Well, friends and Patriots…Another week has come and gone.

Malaysia has lost a plane and…

LIBERALS KEEP RIGHT ON LOSING THEIR MINDS!!!!!

Let’s skip the quick hitters this time and head straight for the knot-headed behavior of the left side of the aisle.

Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Apparently…

ALL the other problems in the world have been TAKEN CARE OF and the ONLY thing now holding women back is being called bossy.

According to Facebook’s  COO, Sheryl Sandberg, little girls are somehow scarred for life if they are called…Bossy and women…WOMEN…Just can’t reach their true potential if THEY are called…

BOSSY.

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP but, like flies to manure…LIBERALS are now buzzing around trying to actually BAN the word…BOSSY!!!

According to liberals…being called BOSSY is a form of LABELING and…”BEING LABELED…MATTERS!!!”

Oddly…It hasn’t stopped LIBERALS from labeling those who don’t flock toward SOCIALISM as “ANGRY MOBS, TERRORISTS, HOSTAGE TAKERS, VIOLENT, RACISTS and CERTIFIABLY INSANE!!!”

These idiots claim that, by middle school, little girls are less interested in LEADERSHIP and the REASON they are less interested is because…THEY ARE AFRAID THEY WILL BE CALLED…BOSSY!!!

“BAN BOSSY” is now the liberal cry.

“BAN BOSSY!!!!!!!”

I don’t know about you but…DEMANDING  the word…BOSSY…be banned seems to be pretty…

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Designed and Destined to Fail – Obamacare is On Target

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Just because the Dictator issued his 30 somethingish Obamacare delay, without congressional action, to stave off the further disaster which will undoubtedly befall Americans until HE is off the throne in 2016…Don’t you believe for one blink of an eye that this will forestall the disaster fixing to befall liberals seeking seats in the house and the senate.

The momentum is surely building for those who know exactly what a turd in the punchbowl Obamacare really is.

There are numbers…Hard and fast numbers, that fly in the face of this regime’s claims.

So far, only 1 out of 10 Americans who were uninsured BEFORE Oct. 1st, 2013, have signed up for socialism in the 5 plus months SINCE that now, infamous date.

1…Out of…10.

Of those uninsured on the go date of Obamacare…Survey’s show that only about 50% have indicated they will even have a LOOK at Obamacare.

Those state run Obamacare sites we were told were THE place to go for socialism are now being exposed as state operated disasters. Maryland’s site, which was ballyhooed as sporting the least expensive Obamacare crap in the marketplace spent more than 200 MILLION dollars ON their site and have, so far, only claimed 38,000 “enrollees” of which oly 20,000 have actually PAID for their insurance.

That means, including a good deal of FEDERAL TAXPAYER DOLLARS…Maryland has spent something like $200,000.00 PER paid up socialist.

On the other side of the nation…

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Obama’s Free-Range, Illegal Alien Decree

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Just a few days ago, U.S. Border Patrol Chief Michael Fisher, issued a NEW DIRECTIVE called, “Use of safe tactics and techniques.”

Before I get into it…Allow me to bring up something which, on first blush, would seem to be totally unrelated.

Free-Range Chickens.

Those are chicken dinners running amok without any supervision…Free to roam fruited plains from sea to shining sea.

They are not to be confused with SMART chickens which, were they really, wouldn’t be caught dead in the frozen foods section at your local market.

Now then, back to the NEW DIRECTIVE as issued by the U.S. Border Patrol.

It is an engraved invitation for “FREE-RANGE ILLEGAL ALIENS” that permits them to RUN AMOK without fear of being rounded up any time soon.

Here are the lily-livered details…

(1)    In accordance with CBP’s current Use of Force policy, agents shall not discharge their firearms at a moving vehicle unless the agent has a reasonable belief, based on the totality of the circumstances that deadly force is being used against an agent or another person present; such deadly force may include a moving vehicle aimed at agents or others present, but would not include a moving vehicle merely fleeing from agents. Further, agents should not place themselves in the path of a moving vehicle or use their body to block a vehicle’s path.

But wait, there’s more…

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Friday Fume

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Okay…So I missed writing the Fume last week. I knew you could Fume on for ONE Friday without me.

THIS week, however, is a different egg altogether and as eggs go…LIBERALS AND SOCIALISTS ARE…

ROTTEN TO THE YOLK!!!!!

No quick hitters this week…We’re diving right in so…HANG ON…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

THIS guy just HAS to be an Obama voter and once you read through this, you’ll most likely agree, HE’S ONE SICK PUPPY!!!

Lucky but…SICK!!!

Here’s what happened.

Police in Tampa Florida were called out to the home of one, 57 year old Bernard Marsonek last Tuesday where they were, according TO the police, “GREETED” by a small crowd of this moron’s neighbors.

The cops found Marsonek inside his home and, upon running him through their “BAD BOY’S” DATABASE…They discovered the…um…’excited’ miscreant to be a FELON.

After a little looking about…Tampa police found, in his home…A GUN!!!

Now one would think the 2…Being a FELON in possession of a GUN…would have been enough to slap the cuffs on ol’ Bernie but…

That was NOT what he was arrested for.

Oh no…

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Weekend Edition: The State of the 4th Estate

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If you think that the FCC’s backing down and running away with their tails tucked hastily between their collective legs regarding the proposed Government-Goons-in-the-newsrooms-of-America debacle is the end of it…

Think again.

It’s nothing more than the tip of the tyranny iceberg.

Yes, you probably heard about the idea of sending goons to monitor newsrooms under the guise of some sort of study and, you most likely were up in arms about it given the 1st Amendment’s guarantee of “Freedom of the Press” but, there may well be things you didn’t realize.

1st, is the notion that all of this was to somehow procure a “study” regarding minorities and the balance of news coverage.

BULLCRAP.

This was the precursor to a government-forced or mandated idea of racial balance both IN the newsrooms and delivered BY them.

Either news and media organizations were going to be forced to hire minorities whose primary job qualifications were going to be the color of their skin or…

This was going to bring about a government-ordered SELL OFF of some media groups directly TO minority ownership regardless of the private market, fair selling prices or interest in those companies BY minority groups.

Government mandated pandering to a known liberal voting bloc under the guise of racial equality.

2nd…There is no way in hell this is really over.

Yes, the FCC backed down. They blinked and pulled their plans to snoop and SUSPENDED this unlawful study but…Consider this…

If this was really over…It would have CANCELLED the “study” and…

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Friday Fume

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It’s been yet another week of unbridled, lobotomized, liberal lunacy and they don’t show any signs of slowing down.

Before we jump into the shallow end of this week’s gene pool, let’s have a look at a few quick hitters.

Get a load of THIS…

The FCC now wants to have GOVERNMENT GOONS in NEWSROOMS from sea to shining sea.

Do you suppose MSNBC will even notice or, are they sprucing up a corner office with a wet bar?

How about THIS one?

The Department of Energy has been monitoring a New Mexico repository for nuclear waste for signs of…Radioactivity.

Ummmmm…

What’s next?

Monitoring gym lockers for signs of smelly socks???

And…Kayla Michelle Finley of South Carolina had to spend a night in JAIL a few evenings ago because she was ARRESTED for FAILING TO RETURN A MOVIE SHE HAD RENTED…9 YEARS AGO!!!

The movie was “Monster-in-Law” starring Jennifer Lopez and JANE FONDA!!!

ARRESTED???

JAILED???

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How to LOSE an Election in 10 Easy Steps

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As we have an election in a short 8 ½ months, primaries in just 3 months and, since we haven’t done this sort of thing for the last 15 months or so…I thought now might be a good time for a refresher course in how to LOSE an election.

Somehow, we, as Conservatives, screwed it up back in 2010 and actually won the darn thing.

If memory serves…It was called a shellacking and, we certainly wouldn’t want to have THAT again.

Would we?

So…Let’s get started…

How to LOSE an election.

1) RESEARCH

Don’t do your own.

It takes time…It’s hard and it simply isn’t necessary in this day and age. There are PLENTY of folks scattered about on social media that you don’t know a single thing about who will be more than happy to do your research for you.

By all means…TRUST them.

There are a lot of axes out there and more than enough people willing to grind them and, it really doesn’t matter whether or not THEY share YOUR values and ideology…THEY did the research and, according to them…PIGS can FLY.

Just go with it.

Next…

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Weekend Edition: Ted Cruz is No Jelly Donut

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For some time now, I’ve been saying that if YOUR elected Member of the house isn’t Trey Gowdy…YOU need to go and FIND your district’s Trey Gowdy and ELECT her or him in 2014.

If the entire house was packed FULL of Trey Gowdys…This nation would be in MUCH, MUCH better shape.

Let me now address the other side of Capitol Hill.

The senate.

Here’s my advice…

If YOUR senator isn’t Ted Cruz…

GO FORTH…FIND YOUR TED CRUZ…AND ELECT HIM OR HER TO THE SENATE AS SOON AS WHOEVER OCCUPIES YOUR SENATE SEAT IS UP FOR REELECTION AND…MAYBE SOONER!!!

Think what you will regarding senator Cruz but, I’m telling you LOUD AND CLEAR…

AN ENTIRE SENATE FULL OF TED CRUZS…WOULD BE A DAMN GOOD THING FOR THIS NATION!!!

Period.

During his 21 plus hour Q&A monologue a at the end of last September, Cruz read “The Cat in the Hat” and, in doing so, said more of substance than Harry Reid has said in all his years in that body.

In fact, during those 21 hours, Ted Cruz made more sense than the entire senate has made if you take all their floor speeches, all their utterances in front of media microphones and all of their print interviews over the last 10 years COMBINED!!!

Last week, while speaking to Mark Levin…

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