The Democrat’s Rat Flap Clap-Trap

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Liberals, it seems, just can’t get out of their own way.

Day after day, week after week, and month by month, liberals manage to cause themselves all sorts of problems, and what happens next is so…

Well…

Liberal.

Let me give you a few examples of what I’m talking about. For better than two years, all we heard about from liberals…liberals elected to office, liberals that comprise the mainstream media, liberals on the street and Hollywierd liberals was “RUSSIA, RUSSIA RUSSIA.” as they rattled, and prattled on and on about the make believeTrump Russian conspiracy.

GUILTY they all claimed…EVIDENCE was at hand, they all chimed…INVESTIGATE…IMPEACH…JAIL was their collective mantra.

And then, even as it was just getting started, it all began to unravel on them. In the early days of the liberal bloviations, the Steele dossier was proven to be a manufactured phony piece of garbage…then it was shown that it was bought and paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and that THEY paid a former British spy to go to the Russians for make-believe dirt on Trump. HILLARY and the DNC were conspiring with the Russians…NOT Trump.

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The Speed of Liberal Predictability

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The speed of light is measured in a vacuum at roughly 186,000 miles per second. That is blindingly fast, and according to Einstein, nothing can exceed that speed.

It should be noted that Einstein never met today’s liberals.

Today’s liberals have come as close as anything known to man to matching that velocity in a very interesting way.

The speed of liberal predictability.

Nearly a week ago, some 19 year old piece of absolute crap went on a rampage at the Gilroy Garlic Festival in Gilroy California firing shots into the crowd and leaving 3 dead, and about a dozen wounded. At a garlic festival, of all places. Who in the hell shoots up a garlic festival?

That was last Sunday evening, and then, at the speed of liberal predictability…

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Democrats…No One To Blame But Themselves

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Slowly, little by little, the liberal’s 2020 platform is coming together, and it is exactly as we have always said it would be.

Naturally, at the top of the platform is “get Trump.” That’s been a given since the wee hours of the morning on November 9th, 2016 when their anointed candidate, not so much Obama light, but Obama white was too plastered, and too angry to address the snowflakes who left her “victory” party like a glacier leaves a hillside.

While the whole Mueller witch hunt of an investigation failed as profoundly as did Hillary, the chants of “RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA” have become chants of “RACISM, RACISM, RACISM.”

But what else is there for liberals?

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Who Let the Cuckoos Out of the Nest?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Thursday, in a stunning reversal of rhetoric regarding the GOP’s border bill that passed in the Senate 84-8 last Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to liberals in the House stating, “In order to get resources to the children fastest, we will reluctantly pass the Senate bill. As we pass the Senate bill, we will do so with a Battle Cry as to how we go forward to protect children in a way that truly honors their dignity and worth.”

Oh, the hypocrisy.

Those little illegal alien spawn don’t know how damn lucky they are to have been dragged through God knows how many countries, across God only knows how many borders by adults, whether or not those adults are indeed even related to them, and held in what liberals insist are Nazi-like “concentration camps.”

If those were your garden variety American kids, liberals like Pelosi would have tried to stop them from even being born.

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Liberals Say the Dumbest Things

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It has long been said that kids say the darndest things, and while that may well be true, it can also be said with certainty, that liberals say the dumbest things.

When it comes to the dumb things liberals say, one particular liberal just can’t help herself, and despite being called out over her abjectly stupid musings time and time again, Alexandria Common Core-tez just won’t shut up.

It seems that she is blissfully unaware of just how moronic she sounds nearly every time she opens her yap and spews forth her nonsense, but in the grand scheme of things, we need to let her continue unabated because with every utterance, she is galvanizing Republicans to vote against liberals in 2020.

Over the past couple of weeks, AOC has made a series of inane and idiotic comments, some of which have even left the left doing face-palms.

Common Core-tez, who has often taken to video selfies to air her deepest thoughts to liberal idiots who follow her social media accounts the way that blue bottle flies follow the aroma of horse apples, did so again last week with this stunningly absurd bit of liberal wisdom…

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The Desperately Obtuse World of Liberalism

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Seriously.

I mean, for the love of GOD, seriously.

In the liberal’s world of inexplicably trying to make all things equal that were never, in a million years ever meant to be equal, and with an eye toward gender neutrality, liberals have come up with the most absurd, most obtuse thing yet.

At the University of Arkansas, a true asylum of higher indoctrination run and staffed by liberal loons, the student government, liberal morons all, are trying their level best to mirror proposed legislation by the Arkansas House of Representatives.

The plan is to implement the disbursement of free menstrual products to those who need them in restroom dispensaries across campus.

In all restrooms dispensaries across campus….

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Liberals Taking the Bullet Train to Pandersville

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

With now some 21 official 2020 liberal presidential candidates having thrown their wadded up panties into the ring, and with liberals having neither core values nor any legitimate planks in their socialist collective platform…there is something they all both share, and are trying desperately to one up each other on…

Pandering for votes.

What we have here are a whole gaggle-o-idiots who know that they don’t stand a chance on the real issues, and given where they do stand on real issues, it’s no wonder.

Take taxes for instance…

Liberals want to hike your taxes into the stratosphere. They would have to in order to pay for all the free crap they’re trying to bribe voters with. Free college tuition, paying off student loans, free healthcare for all, free this, free that and one of them is even offering free cash.

Yep…

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Holy Guacamole, Cow Farts and Reparations

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It is now early April, 2019, and while the calendar says we’re 19 months away from the 2020 election, I can assure you we are both a whole lot closer than that to the campaigns in earnest, and it’s going to seem like an eternity before Election Day.

It seems like every few days, some other democrat crawls out of their hole, sees their shadow and announces that they too are running for the presidency in 2020.

At this point, it bears a striking resemblance to one of those little cars at the circus that stops at center ring and about a hundred clowns come pouring out of it. Politics in this metaphor would represent the circus, the 2020 election would be the center ring, and…

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Damn the Roses…This is the Socialist Derby

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

AND…they’re off…in more ways than one.

The liberal’s horse race for the White House is under way. Let’s call it the Socialist Derby and issue an immediate apology to the great state of Kentucky for purloining their moniker.

The problem is, all the liberal horses are running backwards. Have you ever seen a horse running backwards? It’s awkward, to say the least, and amusing at best. What it amounts to is watching one horse’s ass trying to get out front of the rest of the horses asses to see which horse’s ass can get to the glue factory last.

It’s not much fun for the horses…it’s gonna be sad for liberals who have their bets placed…but it’s gonna be a hoot for we spectators on the right side of the bleachers.

To fully understand the nature of this race, we’ll have to size up just a few of the horses asses in the running. Trust me…there are simply too many horses asses in this race to deal with all of them…which would require writing a book rather than an article, and I just don’t have time to write a book so let’s start with…

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