Friday Fume

Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.

It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?

WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!

Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!

HELLO, McFLY?????

NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.

We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???

Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!

Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!

And…

Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.

They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!

Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.

Wait…WHAT???

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Friday Fume

Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

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Obama “DEALS” Israel to the Brink of War

The die has been cast.

Saturday night, Obama announced the signing of a “deal” with Iran that he claims will slow down Iran’s nuclear dreams and one that will lead to a permanent, rather than a 6 month deal.

BULLCRAP!!!

This “DEAL” is nothing but a speeding UP of Iran’s ambition to destroy Israel and Obama knows it.

In this “DEAL” Iran will reap BILLIONS of dollars…from the United States and and the European Union and all they have to do is “promise” to behave themselves.

They will be allowed to CONTINUE their uranium enrichment program and there is only 1 reason for them to want to enrich uranium past 3.5%…

TO BUILD A NUCLEAR WEAPON and, there is only 1 reason IRAN wants a nuclear weapon…

TO USE IT AGAINST ISRAEL!!!

Short of preemptive strikes against Iran, which should have been carried out YEARS ago, sanctions against the terror sponsoring Islamic nation shout have been TIGHTENED to the point of STRANGULATION…NOT eased back.

According to Obama, congress should not be considering increased sanctions because, “doing so would derail this promising first step, alienate us from our allies, and risk unraveling the coalition that enabled our sanctions to be enforced in the first place.”  

By this “DEAL,” Iran is “required” to neutralize its stockpile of near 20 percent enriched uranium, and halt progress on its enrichment capacity and not enrich any more uranium over 5 percent.

They will NOT adhere to this but…

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Obama – Put Your Hands UP and Get Your Feet Off the Desk

Every Time Ed Snowden sneezes, there’s a breaking news update.

If the guy breaks wind, I’m reasonably sure the media would glom onto it as though a petrified rat had just been found on Mars.

Why?

Because Ed Snowden is a wanted man. He’s on the lamb and he’s looking for a nice, quiet little communist community where he can settle down.

Wanted.

For espionage.

In a “phony” scandal.

Under a long defunct provision called the Espionage Act of 1917.

ESPIONAGE they say. He has harmed the nation’s security…Or so they say.

As Snowden prances about the globe applying for asylum and being turned down and, as he finally gets out of the Moscow airport…Snowden is America’s most wanted American.

I have to tell you…I don’t get it.

What’s so special about Ed Snowden anyway?

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Hillary’s “ACCOMPLISHMENTS” To Be Subject of Mini-Series

Well…Won’t this be special?

NBC, in a transparently obvious, desperate attempt to draw attention away from Obama’s “phony” scandals, is already promoting their yet to be shot…4 hour long mini-series on Hillary Rodham Clinton…The soused spouse of the first black president…Horn dog Bill.

For some unknown reason, the Obama propaganda machine believes it will take 4 hours to show a Kool Aid soaked socialist audience all of her “accomplishments” as our Secretary of a Debouched State.

If you remember, when the previously concussed Clinton finally appeared before both the house and senate committees investigating Benghazi, each and every socialist, knowing full well that Hillary would be running for the oval in 2016, paid her astonishing and dripping with ooze praise for…

What was it again…

Oh yes…Logging a MILLION MILES on an airplane.

NOT ONE praised her for what she did while that broom with wings was sitting on the tarmac but…PRAISE THE HEAVENS…She flew it a MILLION MILES!!!

Perhaps Sen. Bob Casey, D-Penn., summed it up best when HE stated: “What I think is a widely-shared sentiment today of gratitude and commendation for your work. We don’t have time to give a full listing of the achievements you deserve credit for.”

And…Those achievements ARE?????

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Friday Fume

Let there be no doubt that the asylum is being run by the inmates.

While we HAVE made it to the end of another week, we are by NO MEANS nearing the end of socialist idiotic buffoonery.

Now, we COULD just hunker down in a corner and cry into a blanket but, as always, I take a different approach. I say we find a way, every week, to LAUGH at the insane behavior of those out to destroy us through their moronic behavior.

Yes, today IS Friday and I hope that YOU will take a few minutes to join me in keeping sanity alive.

I’m Fuming!!

Oh yeah…THIS is gonna work.

In an effort to get tough with North Diarrhea, John, “I Hate America” Kerry is trying to pressure CHINA into doing something about it.

Can’t ya just hear him begging?

“Come ON!!! I took YOUR side of things in Nam now…SUCK IT UP AND GET ME OFF THE HOOK HERE!! We’ll borrow more money from ya! We’ll forget about the hacking stuff. PLEEEEEEEEASE???”

The problem over there is Dennis Rodman’s best friend. That waste of a sperm cell is THREATENING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE U.S. AND SOUTH KOREA!!!

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Dear Leader vs Dear Leader From Behind

Tensions in the Korean peninsula are rising quickly.

In the north, THEIR Dictator is doing far more than rattling his sabre. He…Kim Jong Un-stable has declared that a state of war exists between the north and South Korea.

OUR Dictator is puffing out his chest, unwilling to call the nuclear armed enemy of our allies an enemy.

North Korea is a horrible place. There, one will find gulags filled with whole families deemed enemies of the state. There one will find mass poverty, starvation and a “government” hell bent on holding their people down.

No internet. No cell phones. No contact whatsoever with the outside world.

Education in North Korea has all but been outlawed and what there is of it is nothing more than propaganda force fed to the young to bolster their absurd claims that the rest of the world is a far, far worse place then the misery they experience every day.

Kim Jong Un-stable is genetically insane.

No amount of diplomacy can alter that fact and no amount of diplomacy or medication will ever keep him sedated. Those who suggest otherwise are, themselves, delusional. Diplomacy can only reach peaceful solutions between those who share a common desire for peace.

Now, Un-stable has rockets aimed at South Korea and at U.S. military bases in the pacific region. He has made public his intentions, whether achievable or not, of attacking the United States.

And what has OUR Dictator done?

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Friday Fume

Well, socialists are clearly stepping up their moronic antics aren’t they?

This week has been no exception to the rule.

The Dictator and his family are taking more than a vacation a month while the rest of the nation struggles to make ends meet. Obama is now trying to shame those who have no shame into shooting holes in the 2nd Amendment…

Jim Carrey made a video mocking Charlton Heston because picking on CLINT EASTWOOD WOULD HAVE RESULTED IN AN ASS KICKING…

And we’re finding out that the “AFFORDABLE” Care Act could well RAISE insurance premiums by…200%!!!!!

Well, it’s Friday my fellow Patriots and it’s time for a laugh because…

I’m fuming.

Oh for crying out loud.

Can government do ANYTHING without going broke???

Nope.

Now we learn that they have grossly mismanaged, of all things…

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POTUS To Deliver SOTU – FUBAR – STFU

As the Dictator prepares to deliver his Confusion of Lies Address tonight, he is faced with a litany of problems.

North Korea has apparently, conducted their 3rd nuclear test which flies in the face of U.N. resolutions.

U.N. resolutions are, as we all know, worthless but North Korea’s test, which registered a 4.9 on the Richter Scale is just the tip of the iceberg.

North Korea, as we all know, is tight with Iran and Iran, as we all know, is nearing the red line on THEIR nuclear program.

It doesn’t take a nuclear scientist to understand the implications.

As soon as Iran refines uranium to weapons grade, the rest of their work has been done FOR them by North Korea.

The reclusive and insane North Korean government has already and clearly, created nuclear bombs AND, if that isn’t enough…North Korea is much, MUCH closer to intercontinental ballistic missiles that is the “monkey launching” Ahmadinejad.

What Iran lacks in nuke technology North Korea can provide and what North Korea may need in delivery technology…Iran can provide.

A match made in hell to be sure.

This, of course, is not the only problem for the Dictator tonight.

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North Korea is Fueling Their Middle Finger

And…There it stands. Like a giant middle finger flashed in the direction of the United States…There is stands. An intercontinental ballistic missile. In the heart of North Korea. There it stands.

They’re fueling it now. Even as this is being written that missile is being fueled.

They will launch it.

The window for that launch opens tonight and remains open for a few days. It will be launched.

If it flies over Japan, Japan has vowed to shoot it out of the sky and damn good for them.

The North Koreans say it’s to launch a satellite which would help their people but that’s a load of crap and we all know it. No satellite will help the people of North Korea.

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