Obamacrap’s New Marketing Plan – “FAABULOUUS!!!!”

Yesterday, Jay Carney was at the podium READING a provided talking point regarding how Obamacare was already saving MILLIONS of people money.

I hate to break it to you but, Carney may well be right.

I hate to break it to Carney but, the reason millions are saving money is because they once paid FOR health insurance and now, because of Obamacare…THEY’RE NOT…because they figure it’s better to not pay and just hope nothing goes wrong.

Idiot.

Anyway…That’s not what this article is all about.

Remember just a couple of weeks ago when this administration was out there telling us that what Obamacare really needed to become a success was a…MARKETING PLAN???

I mean, they spent 3 ½ years having Obama market it with lies about keeping your plans and keeping your doctors.

They spent $677 MILLION dollars on the Obamacare website to make enrolling in Obamacare as easy as buying a TV on Amazon.

They marketed it to their own party in congress by BRIBING them to vote for it.

Obama and his crack (smoking) team of marketing geniuses TRIED to enlist the NFL to push Obamacare but only the Ravens took him up on the deal and scored a cool $130 thousand to do…something.

The Obama administration used cute, fuzzy critters and tried to call the whole thing…”ADORABLE CARE!!!”

They paid some advertising firm a boatload of taxpayer dollars to create ads featuring frat boys doing keg stands and horny young women with their panties in a knot over some dweeb touting Obamacare’s Sandra Fluke, slutcare benefits but…sadly…that didn’t pan out either.

Celebrities…Obama and his Hollywood pals were using a gaggle of paparazzi targets to convince us all that enrolling in Obamacare would make us ALL more glamorous but…As soon as the “As-Easy-to-Use-as-Amazon” website crashed…the stars disappeared.

But all Obamacare really needs, to take off like a Russian rocket is…

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The Liberal Party of ZERO Tolerance Policies

There is no doubt that liberals are in charge of public and college education in this country.

There is little doubt that liberalism is a mental disorder.

Therefore, if your children are enrolled in a public school…Guess what?

You have left your children in the hands of the mentally disturbed for the better part of the day…5 days a week.

I have come to the conclusion that I have ZERO tolerance for ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES and, to put a fine point on it, I offer to you, THIS little gem of liberal insanity.

Hunter Yelton has been suspended from his school in Canon City Colorado.

Hunter, it seems, has violated one of the school’s ZERO TOLERANCE policies and, according to his school district’s representatives, they want this suspension to follow Hunter through the rest of his public school career so as to teach him a lesson.

Hunter Yelton’s crime?

Well…He…Ummmmm…Kissed his girlfriend.

Both Hunter Yelton and his girlfriend, whose name is not being revealed to the public for her protection, are…6 years old and, in the 1st grade.

Hunter has been labeled, a serial sexual harasser because, apparently, he has…Kissed her before.

Hunter Yelton, the fiend in question, has copped to the horrible act…

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I’m Waiting…By My Phone…

There’s something I feel I need to get off my chest.

I’m tired of living in the shadows and tired of being shunned by politically correct Members of society.

What I’m about to tell you may come as a shock to some but, nonetheless, it needs to be said. Needs to be told and, I believe, the time is ripe.

Please, sit down.

I’m straight.

(gasp)

That’s right.

Straight.

I think I’ve known it since I was in kindergarten or the first grade.

That’s when I used to walk Marty Epp home from school. We’d hold hands as we walked across the back playground and crossed the street to her house.

Sometimes, I’d kiss her.

Marty was my first girlfriend.

GIRL…friend.

I have felt, for some time, that I needed to make this statement in order to live a full and open life. I was tired of hiding it and, in today’s society, well…I just wanted to get it out there.

But wait, there’s more…

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Desperation in the Words of the Dictator

If you are a minority, gay, illegal immigrant from a communist country, yesterday’s coronation of the Dictator was your dog and pony show.

Politically direct enough for ya?

The orification from the Orifice in Chief was a deep courtesy to the ilk of Lenin, Mao, Castro and Gay Guevara.

Look…I realize that I have mentioned “gay” in 2 out of the first 3 sentences but, before anyone comes unhinged, yesterday’s unhinged ceremony included the divisiveness of gays and straights in the body of the Dictator’s speech AND  in its closing prayer not to mention the divisiveness of race and class standing to boot.

The Dictator used his coronation to draw a clear line that he only sees ONE side of what divides this nation…THE SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST side.

Don’t think so?

How about THIS quote?

“Preserving our individual freedoms ultimately requires collective action.”

If you thought the last 4 years made you sick…You have not yet begun to vomit.

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