A Hole by Any Other Name…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay.

Let me just see if I have this straight…

The entire world seems to be on fire. The Palestinians, more correctly known as the Jordanians, are continuing to lob rockets into Israel, ISIS continues to issue threats from under piles of rubble where they used to have strongholds, Muslims continue to invade, rape and pillage Europe…

Venezuela is starving under socialism, North Diarrhea is hell-bent on launching nukes, The United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots is ramping up their hatred of Israel…because Israel exists, and France is…well, France is still France and that’s a whole separate article.

Meanwhile, in our corner of the planet…

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Flunky Monkey See, Flunky Monkey Do

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

In the wide, wide world of places to go, and things to see…from time to time we all like to watch entities that appear to look quite a bit like ourselves, but think nothing of performing acts of self-gratification, ala Pee Wee Herman, and throw their own poo at the crowd of spectators.

Of course, I’m either talking about going to the zoo and standing in front of the monkey enclosure…or…watching liberals being liberals.

For the sake of this article, I’ve packed a travel bag, a couple of sandwiches and a soda and I’m off to Looneyville in an attempt to explain the behavior of liberal monkeys.

Oh, don’t think that I’m relocating…

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The NFL Can Take Knee and Kiss My…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

An open letter to the NFL…

Dear owners, coaches and assorted uniformed thugs, miscreants and felons,

For the past several weeks, we, the people who spend our hard-earned money on things like tickets, merchandise and the products you pretend to like and use…in other words…those of us who pay your ridiculous salaries…have a little something we’d like to share with you, but first…a question…

Just what is it you are protesting?

You claim it’s got something to do with the police, or injustice toward deeply tanned people by the police, or something else along those lines…right?

You do realize that more white people are killed by the police than black people…don’t you?

You do realize that the overwhelming majority of black people killed in this country of ours are killed by other black people…to the tune of about 93%…right?

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Hypocrisy For the Left of Us…Condemnation For the Rest of Us

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The real shame of racism in the U.S. is that racists are controlling the national dialogue, while non-racists are allowing it to be that way. To discover just how true that statement is, and why it’s true, one first must identify just who the real racists are.

Historically speaking, the real racists in America have enjoyed a singular political party affiliation…to the democrat party.

Democrats fought for slavery. Democrats founded the Ku Klux Klan. Democrats developed Jim Crow laws. Democrats stood for segregation. Democrats initially blocked the Civil Rights Act and democrats invented Affirmative action….the process of separating blacks and people of color from the rest of the nation for the business of protecting and advancing people based solely on race, regardless of their abilities as individuals.

Those are all historical facts, but today’s democrats, today’s liberals, are no less racist than their historical political party predecessors.

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ANTIFA’s Past, Present and Future

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

To the casual observer, ANTIFA is a relatively new entity, having first been noticed at Berkley when Milo Yiannopoulos was to have been a featured speaker. ANTIFA employed violent and destructive tactics to shut down the event…to shut down free speech.

That was February 1st, 2017.

Since then, ANTIFA has revisited Berkeley on March 4th 2017, in a supposed “protest” against President Donald Trump…on April 15th 2017, ANTIFA struck at Martin Luther King Jr. Civic Center Park in Berkeley at yet another pro-Trump rally but this was the first time they were billed as “counter protesters” by the liberal mainstream media.

On April 18th 2017, after once again threatening violence…

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And the Bronze Binky Goes To…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Lobotomized liberal lunatics are losing their last limp brain cells over imaginary or fabricated elements of racism, and the resulting meltdown is reaching epic proportions.

Does racism really exist?

Of course it does…but it exists only in the vast MINORITY of Americans, as evidenced by what transpired a couple of weeks ago in Charlottesville Virginia.

For more than five months, various racist organizations, including the Ku Klux Klan and an assortment of white nationalist idiots promoted, and advertised on anti-social media, their own websites and I’m reasonably sure in backwater trailer parks everywhere, that they were holding some sort of a rally in Charlottesville on a specified date, at a specific time.

Still with me so far?

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Weed Weasels, Statues and the Truth

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So…today it’s statues that are being removed. Statues of Confederates to be precise, and why? Because some people claim to be offended by them.

It’s a conundrum really.

The terminally offended, which one can most usually find in the deep weeds of their natural habitat…on the left side of the political aisle…say that those statues, of Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis and the like just have to go. They must be removed because they are tangible reminders of the era of slavery.

Really?

Reminders of slavery? So, if those statues are removed…what? History is scrubbed clean of the stain of slavery?

It doesn’t work that way.

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Charlottesville…A Perfect Storm of Perfect Idiots

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

There was a whole lot of stuff going on in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend. There were a whole lot of people in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend who didn’t actually live there. There were many different groups represented, a vast number of diametrically opposite agendas and plenty of tension.

There was also something most clearly missing in Charlottesville last weekend…

Thinking.

Nobody there, engaging in this march, that protest or the other thing was thinking. In fact, it may well have been the largest gathering of a vastly divergent number of brainless morons I have seen in quite some time.

The alt-right was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. ANTIFA was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. White supremacist groups were there…brainless idiots all and Black Lives Matter was there…brainless idiots all, but if you think the brainless idiots in Charlottesville last weekend were confined to the aforementioned groups…

Think again…

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Who’s Privileged Now?

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Now that Obama is out of power and making between $400,000.00 and $600,000.00 per speaking engagement, once highly placed members of his regime have been sent forth to spread propaganda aimed at bolstering his regime’s misdeeds.

Valerie Jarrett, the Obama puppet master was recently at a conference where she proceeded to extol the virtues of the man who once claimed he would fundamentally transform America.

What she told the socialist collective at that gathering was nothing short of…stunning.

Jarret told the audience, who had come together in a combination of sorrow over the election loss of Hillary Clinton, outright hatred of President Trump and for a group drool over Barack Hussein Obama were three fundamental transformations that Obama had enacted that were specifically meant for black people.

Not that his was a racist presidency…no…that simply couldn’t be…but these three things were apparently not meant for all Americans…just for black Americans.

First…

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To the Class of 2017…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Once again, here we are on the cusp of college graduation season, and I have not been asked to give a commencement address.

It would seem a mystery, but as I deal in truth and reality…I’m not at all surprised by the snub.

Come to think of it…it’s probably the same reason I’ve never been invited to give the Christmas Eve service at church. That said, rather than stand there blowing smoke up the gowns of the soon to be graduated, like so many other do on an annual basis, I will simply issue this year’s address via my keyboard…and it should be required reading for any and all who are about to leave our esteemed asylums of higher indoctrination.

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