A Verdict Desperately Searching For a Crime

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

First off, allow me to state the simply obvious…democrats have lost their socialist collective minds. There’s not a contained democrat or liberal marble to be found, the cheese has slipped from their crackers, they’re crazier than soup sandwiches…

And nuttier than a port­a ­potty at a peanut festival.

Democrats are so desperate to alter the results of the 2016 election before we get to the 2020 election, that they no longer give a happy damn that they’re acting like idiots who claim to be invisible.

While I’m not exactly sure from either a scientific, or medical standpoint what their affliction is called, I am willing to bet it’s really hard to pronounce.

Democrats are insisting that President Trump must be impeached, that much is clear by the amount of bellowing and bloviating they’re engaged in 24/7, but what neither we, nor they can quite figure out is…

Why?

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Patriotically Correct and Proud of It

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay, I admit it. I’m confused.

Not the sort of confused in that I don’t know which bathroom I’m supposed to use…that’s liberal confused, and if I ever go down that particular manhole, I hope someone has the common decency to put me out of my misery.

Manholes. We can’t call them manholes any more, at least not in Berkeley, California because they just passed a city ordinance dictating that manholes must now be called “maintenance holes.” Apparently, the women of Berkeley are feeling left out by not having something named after them that leads to a sewer.

In Berkeley, you are no longer allowed to be somebody’s brother or sister. You are only allowed to be a “sibling.” By the dictate of the new ordinance, such gendered pronouns as “he” and “she” are be replaced by “they” or “them,” which no doubt will cause no end of issues in certain circumstances.

Let me explain…

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Liberals Say the Dumbest Things

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It has long been said that kids say the darndest things, and while that may well be true, it can also be said with certainty, that liberals say the dumbest things.

When it comes to the dumb things liberals say, one particular liberal just can’t help herself, and despite being called out over her abjectly stupid musings time and time again, Alexandria Common Core-tez just won’t shut up.

It seems that she is blissfully unaware of just how moronic she sounds nearly every time she opens her yap and spews forth her nonsense, but in the grand scheme of things, we need to let her continue unabated because with every utterance, she is galvanizing Republicans to vote against liberals in 2020.

Over the past couple of weeks, AOC has made a series of inane and idiotic comments, some of which have even left the left doing face-palms.

Common Core-tez, who has often taken to video selfies to air her deepest thoughts to liberal idiots who follow her social media accounts the way that blue bottle flies follow the aroma of horse apples, did so again last week with this stunningly absurd bit of liberal wisdom…

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Collusion Delusion

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The easy thing would have been writing an article last week when the Mueller Report came out. In fact, I could have quoted most of what was unredacted with just a few keystrokes. That would have been the easy thing, but…

It wouldn’t have been anywhere near as fun as waiting.

By giving that report a week to ripen, I was also able to provide just the right amount of time for liberals to come to full boil over it.

To begin with…that report didn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know. President Trump did not collude with the Russians, and President Trump did not obstruct justice. We all knew that before the release of the Mueller Report, and I can guarantee you that liberals were fully aware of that fact even before we knew it.

In fact…liberals were all too well aware there was no collusion because…

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A Rapper’s Hell Hole Delight

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I don’t know about the rest of you…but when I feel the need to gain a clear, concise understanding of things…and when I say “things” I mean…you know…stuff…I shut down the radio, turn off the TV, and step away from any and all of my run of the mill sources and go directly, with great alacrity to…

Instagram.

Once on instragram…I begin looking for the correspondents who always seem to have THE best grip on all the things…and by “things” I mean stuff…that affects us all…

Celebrities.

And among the legions of celebrities who populate Instagram, there exists a sub-category where wisdom is found which rivals that purported to reside in Hindu sages who sit atop the mountains of Tibet…

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Omarosa…Unhinged, Unglued and Un-American

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Let me be very clear on this…when President Trump made Omarosa Maginault Newman a White House staffer, he provided her with the opportunity to be something bigger, better and greater than she had ever been before. President Trump gave her the opportunity to serve…not him…but her country.

In return for this opportunity…

Omarosa Maginault Newman stabbed her country in the back.

It is a small-minded person who can’t see beyond herself, and who believes that the opportunity she was given was all about her, and had nothing whatsoever to do with her country which just so happens to be the land of opportunity.

It is now obvious that Omarosa entered her last opportunity to become bigger, better and greater with the mindset of…

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Celebrities…the Spastic Monkeys of Political Discourse

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The fantasy world in which celebrities dwell is no place for the all too real, rough and tumble world of political discourse, but far too many celebrities now believe they’re God’s gift to politics, and they just can’t bring themselves to shut the hell up.

To begin with, way, WAY too many celebrities are liberals…and I mean set off the smoke alarms flaming liberals. What they really are is communists pretending to be socialists, masquerading as democrats. We’re talking about the ilk of Sean Penn, who pals around with dictators of various socialist, or outright communist countries, and then tries to convince the rest of us that our country should be a whole lot more like the shithole countries presided over by his best buddies.

Penn, you commie hugging shallow end of the gene pool, lump of sewage…

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The Hypocrisy of Liberal Trolls

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Randa Jarrar is, or was a tenured professor at Fresno State University who, last week, tweeted her disgust for former First Lady Barbara Bush upon the 92 year old death.

Jarrar tweeted, “Barbara Bush was a generous and smart and amazing racist who, along with her husband, raised a war criminal,” and she added…“Fuck outta here with your nice words.”

Jarrar also sent forth this tweet, “PSA: either you are against these pieces of shit and their genocidal ways or you’re part of the problem. That’s actually how simple it is. I’m happy the witch is dead. Can’t wait for the rest of her family to fall to their demise the way 1.5 million Iraqis have. Byyyeeeeeee.”

With a Fresno State University investigation under way, Jarrar is on leave for the rest of this semester, and she has left the country even as her supporters rally on her behalf.

Let’s get something straight here…

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Hillary’s Paul Revere Moment

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING…THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

That, according to the current wife of Monica Lewinski’s former boyfriend who, in a tweet on February 28th had her very own Paul Revere moment when she took to social media to proclaim…

“I say this as a former Secretary of State and as an American: the Russians are still coming. Our intelligence professionals are imploring Trump to act. Will he continue to ignore & surrender, or protect our country?”

In Revere’s case, it was one if by land, two if by sea…in Hillary’s case, one can suppose instead of lanterns in an old church steeples…its interns under Bill’s desk.

First of all…oh, really?

Second of all…oh, good grief….

And third off…

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Trump’s Bold and Blistering Stand at the U.N.

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

One week ago, President Donald J. Trump delivered an epic speech at the U.N. General Assembly in which he blistered North Korea, Islamic terrorism and the rogue nation of Iran.

During that speech, quite possibly the best delivered by any American President since Ronald Reagan, President Trump also delivered a stinging and accurate rebuke of socialism.

In the process of delivering that speech just a week ago, President Trump stood with Israel, called out the United Nations as an organization and stood directly against the will and wishes of many of his own advisors.

While most of President Trump’s speech was anything but politically correct, and was more accurately politically direct, there was one subtlety that went unnoticed by many, drew light disappointment by some, but stood out later in the day…

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