The Border Wall and Birdbrained Liberals

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Fact number one…most of the folks who inhabit the mainstream media are liberals. Fact number two…most of the people who appear on cable alphabet new channels are liberals.

Fact number three…most liberals are…morons.

Which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that most of the people appearing on MSNBC are, in fact, liberal morons.

This would be a theory were it not for inescapable proof and there can be no better proof than the case made between an MSNBC anchor and his absurd guest a few nights ago, as the two tried, insanely, to promote a reason not to build a border wall between our country, and the one just to the south of us…Mexico.

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Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Allow me, for a moment, to channel my inner snowflake…

HOLY CRAP!!!!

This is bigger that Watergate,

This is potentially more devastating than Pearl Harbor…more of a disaster than 9/11.

It’s bigger than the Hindenburg, Titanic, the San Francisco earthquake and Mrs. O’Leary’s cow in Chicago all rolled into one.

And that cow was pretty good sized.

Hide the women and children, buckle up and put on your helmets…this is HUGE!!!

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Amnesty for Millions – Tyranny for ALL

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

TYRANT 1In light of the despot’s announcement last night, that 5 million criminal aliens are to be allowed to stay in our nation, on our soil when he signs a unilateral order to that effect today in flagrant violation of laws passed by congress and without FIRST securing our borders…

In the face of the repudiation of his agenda and policies so handed down by the vote of the people on November 4th, 2014…only a scant 17 days ago…

And in the face of what the despot himself has so often told his subjects…We the People…that he does not have the legal authority to proceed on the matter of immigration reform without said consent of the congress…at least 22 times since 2008 and if you would like the list you can read it in its entirety by clicking here…

I thought it a damn good time to send the tyrant a reminder of exactly what our founders and framers had in mind.

Trust me when I say…THEY…saw HIM…coming…

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Obamacare – Uber Truths About Utter Lies

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

gruber 4So just who in THE hell IS Jonathan Gruber anyway?

I mean…other than the guy who has exposed liberals, democrats and socialists as being stupid American voters. At least in that respect, Uber Gruber is spot on in his assessment but who IS this guy?

Well…he has a degree in economics from MIT…we know that much and…I’m reasonably sure if you ask ensconced and elected liberals he has explosive diarrhea of the mouth as it seems, he has a penchant for telling the TRUTH…at THE most Inappropriate of times…an anathema for any liberal.

What seems to make Uber Gruber giddy is that he knows that he is eminently smarter than any liberal voter out there…on the street or in congress. He wallows about in his narcissism, marinating in it and while it doesn’t really take that much intelligence to back the claim…an I.Q. equal to the pot in which a houseplant resides would fill the bill…Gruber’s ability to fool Conservatives has now been proven to fall light years short of the mark.

Trust me liberals and socialists…

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Amnesty – A Dictator’s Criminal Enterprise

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

AMN 1We now have Uber Gruber on tape, not once, not twice but THREE times questioning the mental acuity of liberal/socialist voters…both the street variety and elected ilk, regarding Obamacare and one now has to wonder if the Lame Ducktator is also counting on liberal/socialist voter stupidity to sell his latest turd to the gullible.

Amnesty.

Just as these willfully knot-headed smarter-then-their-voter-base elitists have changed the name of “global warming” to “climate change” counting on liberals and socialists to be too stupid to realize all they’re talking about is THE WEATHER…they have also decided to call ILLEGAL ALIENS…”undocumented workers” and AMNESTY…”immigration reform.”

What should we expect from regressives who call THEMSELVES…”PROgressives?”

Anyway…

After the red tide rolled in on election night and blue became the decided MINORITY in both houses of our governmental body, the Lame Ducktator has had to ramp up his efforts regarding the rewarding of ILLEGALS for the breaking of our laws.

Yesterday, Obama’s insipid 10 point plan to bolster his voting base of stupid sheeple was made public and the rush by both elected and anointed lame brains to support the Executive Orders was amusing…amusing if one such as a Conservative, smart enough to employ the liberal bullcrap decoder ring came along to translate.

Please allow me…

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Liberals…Stupid to the Core Voter

By Craig Andresen- The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

stup 1Ok liberals and socialists…you can’t say we didn’t try to tell you because…we DID tell you. We told you and told you and told you some more but, did you listen?

Nope.

Not only did you not listen…you said we were some

sort of special kind of terrorists for even bringing it up.

You called us every name in the book and even after all of that…we told you again.

Now we have the proof that we were right then and right now…the only way you could support Obamacare was if you were either a socialist or just plain stupid…we’ll leave the option up to you but…you’re one of the two.

For the proof of this we can now turn directly to one of the Obamacare architects…one Jonathan Gruber who, at a conference almost a month ago made the marketing plan of Obamacare clear to everyone.

What he said came as no surprise at all to Conservatives who had this all figured out way ahead of the game but should come as a slap upside the head to those who, to this day, continue to applaud Obamacare as the greatest thing ever.

YOU…are STUPID and the architects OF Obamacare, those who WROTE the damn thing…were COUNTING on it.

Here’s Gruber…

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Friday Fume

fume 1What a week it’s been as liberal absurdity has reached a new high.

First, the Dictator goes down to Texas but REFUSES to visit the border where ILLEGALS are POURING in.

Then, yesterday, as the world burned…our greatest ally, Israel, began their ground war against the Gaza terrorists AND a Malaysian PASSENGER jet was BLOWN OUT OF THE SKY BY RUSSIAN REBELS…There was Obama…FUND RAISISING AGAIN…This time in NY…telling jokes and posing for photo ops…NOT SEEMING TO GIVE A DAMN that 23 Americans might be among the dead…

And in between it all…his town liar, Josh Earnest told the press that BECAUSE of Obama…”THE WORLD IS MORE…TRANQUIL!!!”

If, by “more tranquil” he means that “THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET” then yeah…I suppose the world IS more tranquil.

We could all use a few laughs about now…don’t you think?

Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well isn’t this convenient?

The Dictator’s Department of Injustice is now investigating how the Dictator’s minions in the IRS “lost” all those emails and hard drives that could well have provided direct evidence of the Dictator’s direct involvement in the targeting scandal.

Now what do you suppose they’re gonna find?

I’M sure…after a complete and thorough investigation…the derpwads at DOJ will conclude there was “NOT A SMIDGEON OF CORRUPTION” at the IRS GESTAPO!!!

What else should we expect…after all…

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Racism – A Sword With Two Standards

sterling 1There are a few things you need to know about L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling and none of it excuses what he said on recently leaked tapes.

He’s 80 years old.

He’s been married for more than 50 years.

I’ll hazard a guess that this V. what’s her name isn’t the first bimbo he’s shacked up with.

The bimbo in question is a gold digger and, by some accounts, an extortionist who has kept her recordings close at hand for a time when she got cut off from the money tap.

She got cut off from the money tap.

And, by some accounts, Sterling may be at the onset of Alzheimer’s.

As I said, none of that excuses his view of black people in what we are now learning are more than 100 hours of recordings his extortion prone bimbo has made because, she claims he asked to be recorded as he forgets things easily.

Is the guy a racist?

Yeah, it sure sounds like it but here’s the question. Has he violated any laws with his remarks?

No. No he has not and while his views regarding black people make him sound as stupid as a mud fence…

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Obamacrap’s New Marketing Plan – “FAABULOUUS!!!!”

Yesterday, Jay Carney was at the podium READING a provided talking point regarding how Obamacare was already saving MILLIONS of people money.

I hate to break it to you but, Carney may well be right.

I hate to break it to Carney but, the reason millions are saving money is because they once paid FOR health insurance and now, because of Obamacare…THEY’RE NOT…because they figure it’s better to not pay and just hope nothing goes wrong.

Idiot.

Anyway…That’s not what this article is all about.

Remember just a couple of weeks ago when this administration was out there telling us that what Obamacare really needed to become a success was a…MARKETING PLAN???

I mean, they spent 3 ½ years having Obama market it with lies about keeping your plans and keeping your doctors.

They spent $677 MILLION dollars on the Obamacare website to make enrolling in Obamacare as easy as buying a TV on Amazon.

They marketed it to their own party in congress by BRIBING them to vote for it.

Obama and his crack (smoking) team of marketing geniuses TRIED to enlist the NFL to push Obamacare but only the Ravens took him up on the deal and scored a cool $130 thousand to do…something.

The Obama administration used cute, fuzzy critters and tried to call the whole thing…”ADORABLE CARE!!!”

They paid some advertising firm a boatload of taxpayer dollars to create ads featuring frat boys doing keg stands and horny young women with their panties in a knot over some dweeb touting Obamacare’s Sandra Fluke, slutcare benefits but…sadly…that didn’t pan out either.

Celebrities…Obama and his Hollywood pals were using a gaggle of paparazzi targets to convince us all that enrolling in Obamacare would make us ALL more glamorous but…As soon as the “As-Easy-to-Use-as-Amazon” website crashed…the stars disappeared.

But all Obamacare really needs, to take off like a Russian rocket is…

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Friday Fume

Minute by minute…Day by day…Week in and week out…

Socialists just can’t help themselves and display their inane actions for the world to see.

Last week…Only 1 person showed up at an OBAMACARE event put on by Obama’s ORGANIZING FOR INACTION and if that wasn’t embarrassing enough…

On Wednesday, at Georgetown…NOBODY AT ALL SHOWED UP at the ORGANIZING FOR INACTION’S…CLIMATE CHANGE DAY OF ACTION RALLY…because, the unorganized organizers claimed…IT WAS RAINING!!!!!

Yep…The GLOBAL WARMING WEENIES were afraid they might…CATCH A COLD!!!

The DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY has PUBLISHED…VIA THE INTERNET…Instructions for ILLEGALS WANTING TO GET ACROSS OUR BORDERS!!!

Just walk right up…Tell the border agent that YOU ARE SEEKING ASYLUM and PRESTO…YOU ARE A DREAMER…LET THE PILLAGING BEGIN!!!!!

DHS probably give em all a socialist voter registration card on the way in too.

And…The whiner in chief sniveled to reporters last week that Republicans just want to REPEAL Obamacare but, they NEVER OFFER UP ANYTHING TO REPLACE IT.

Ummm…That’s because…REPUBLICANS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO REMOVE THE ANVIL FROM THEIR FOOT WITHOUT LOOKING FOR A 57 BUICK TO TAKE IT’S PLACE!!!!!

Anyway…We HAVE reached the end of another week. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

In the name of tolerance…

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