Posts Tagged ‘stable’

Today’s Not FRIDAY…Fume

Monday, December 23rd, 2013

Since missing out on a Friday Fume a few days ago and, since I’ll be spending a few days over Christmas with family…I thought today might be the BEST day for a year ending FUME!!!

It should come as no surprise that liberals are just as baffled by the truth at Christmas time as they are the OTHER 51 weeks of the year and, their behavior never takes a holiday.

So…My Patriot friends…

Grab onto your sleigh, guard your holly berries and hang on for all you’re worth.

Today is…MONDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well…What have we here?

It seems there’s a company out there called…OpticsPlanet that is selling, or TRYING to sell some sort of covert, spying, recon kit so that one can hide in the bushes or snow banks and do to their neighbors what the NSA has been doing to ALL Americans…

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Weekend Edition: It’s Christmas – Don’t Keep the Faith

Saturday, December 22nd, 2012

What?

You think YOU have troubles???

Really?

What’s the matter? The cat playing with the ornaments again?

It’s snowing and your flight may be delayed?

What?

Both YOUR parents AND his are coming?

You ran out of Scotch tape again didn’t you?

Last minute shopping? Some weasel stole the parking place before you could get around the corner from the other aisle?

Oh…You’ve got problems. One thing’s for sure…YOU have PROBLEMS.

You were the FIRST in line and you STILL got a rain check???

Oh the humanity.

Have a little faith.

THAT’S all I’m sayin’…Have a little faith.

You think YOU have problems???

I’LL tell ya who had REAL problems at Christmas.

Joseph.

JOSEPH had REAL problems. His wife, Mary…PREGNANT and HE NEVER TOUCHED HER!!!

THAT’S A PROBLEM!!!!

Oh…SHE said GOD did it. GOD!!! Ya know how hard THAT is to sell to your husband???

EXTREMELY…Which is why NOBODY has ever tried  it again!!!!!

Now…Get THIS…Mary is something like 8 months along and guess what???

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