Where’s The Fire?

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There’s never a Capitol Police Officer around when you really need one.

Take the Q-Anon Shaman, Jacob Chansley, as an example. When Shaman Chansley entered the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, 2021, he was just wandering around trying to enter locked doors until a Capitol Police Officer happened upon him in the right place, at the right time. Shaman Chansley was then ushered about the Capitol by more than one Johnny-On-The-Spot Capitol cop until they, on his behalf, found unlocked doors thus allowing the Shaman to enter previously locked rooms.

On the other hand, we have U.S. Congressman, Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) who had no such luck. Congress Bowman, unlike the Shaman, could not have been more alone in his moment of need. Locked out of Capitol, or more specifically IN the Cannon Building next TO the Capitol, Bowman TRIED pulling on the door, to no avail. At that point, Bowman did the only thing a guy in such dire straits COULD do…he pulled the fire alarm.

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Racist Cars and Other Pinheaded Ideas

 

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Did you know that owning a car makes you a racist?

It does, at least according to Pete Buttigieg. And where did Pete get that bit of information? He got it from a gaggle of 24 “leading experts” on transportation equity.

The next question, and rightly so would be just what in THE hell is “transportation equity?”

Well, apparently that’s the liberal notion that owning a car of your own means that you are the recipient of “white privilege” and thus, owning your own car is a clear and unmitigated example of “systemic racism” so…owning cars must be banned to…”protect the environment.”

Andrea Marpillero-Colomina, a member of the Advisory Committee on Transportation Equity says, “All cars are bad” and she has called for “zero emission transit.” 

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UFO’s, The Bible, and A Pillar of Salt

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You’re free to not believe that aliens from worlds other than our own exist, but how then do you explain Dennis Rodman?

Recently, I have been seeing social media posts declaring, unapologetically, that UFO’s and space aliens do not exist because of…you know…the Bible. I have been told, in no uncertain terms that such aliens do not exist because God would have had to have created them but he doesn’t mention them in the Bible.

So sayeth the holier-then-thous.

Is it true? Does the Bible NOT mention space aliens?

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A Delicate Explanation of Trans-Nonsense

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Have you heard what’s now the grand plan regarding how they want to deal with illegal aliens in the sanctuary city of New York City? Mayor Eric Adams, last week, hatched a desperate scheme by which New Yorkers would encouraged to allow illegal alien families to live in their homes for which the citizens would be paid $125 dollars per month…per illegal alien.

That equates to roughly $3,750 dollars a month per illegal alien.

And by “families” one can suppose it means two Guatermellon men, one Mexican National man, some guy by the name of Mahmoud from Buttkrakistan, two kids they’ve never met before and four black dudes with balls wearing dresses and all going by the name “Rosita” because they’re tired of living in Harlem.

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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

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Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke

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These days, one of the worst things you can do is to misgender someone. Doing so draws the wrath woke liberal idiots like nothing else. How DARE you, you god-awful bigot. You deserve to be CANCELLED, and perhaps assaulted should you have the unmitigated gall to venture into any public place.

To be clear…misgendering is the act of CORRECTLY mentioning some woke fool’s ACTUAL gender at birth.

To be even more clear regarding the subject of misgendering, there are men out there, who are pretending to be women and women pretending to be men who PRETEND to be offended when someone CORRECTLY identifies their true gender

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Biden’s Balloon-a-Palooza

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According to China last week, they intend to “take measures against U.S. entities related to the downing of a suspected Chinese spy balloon off the American East Coast.” The Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin gave no details and did not identify the targets of the measures.

For their part, China has said that the balloon in question was NOT a spy balloon, but a WEATHER balloon that got blown off course. They have NOT said what government department or company was responsible for it which is a pretty clear indication that it was not a weather balloon.

China also wants their “weather balloon” which clearly was not a weather balloon back and while that probably won’t happen, with Biden in charge…who knows?

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TV Ads, Oppressed Black People and Omelettes

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Recently, Dr. Phil did a show entitled, “Defunding the Police: A Failure or a Fallacy?,” and he did what he usually does…he tried to air both sides of the issue and give the people involved squishy treatment by agreeing with them…up to a point.

One of the people on that show was a fellow by the name of, Mychal Denzel Smith. Smith is a podcaster who is decidedly anti-police and told Dr. Phil and the audience that he doesn’t see any need FOR the police.

Naturally, Dr. Phil questioned Smith regarding that stance and Smith said, “When I say, ‘Oh I don’t believe that there’s a need for police,’ what I’m saying is that there has been so little investment in creating the conditions under which police would not be necessary.”

I have no idea what that means, but Smith wasn’t finished.

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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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Take Your Chosen Pronouns and Buzz Off

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So,  it has come to light that in Wisconsin, in Kiel, Wisconsin to be specific, three middle school boys have been charged with sexual harassment. Those are serious charges but what on earth did they do?

Were they making comments regarding a good looking teacher? Did they touch someone inappropriately? What exactly happened?

Well, that’s exactly what the mother of one of the offenders wanted to know. What did Rosemary Rabidoux’s 13 year old son, Braden do to wind up being charged with sexual harassment?

It was explained to Rosemary, by the principal, that her son Braden had failed to address a student by that student’s…chosen pronoun.

OH THE HORROR!!

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