A Memo to Moonbats

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Dear Liberals…lib 1

Either you’re lying, or you’re as dumb as a box of bricks.

I suspect it’s a combination of the two.

The entire world is watching your complete and utter meltdown and third world regimes that are holding on by a thread are laughing at you. You want to become the Emperor and yet you continue to run amok stark naked believing that everyone is admiring your make-believe cloak of tolerance.

You’re not fooling anyone.

To you, the entire world exists in 140 characters or less, and in your world, your actions only have a shelf-life of a nanosecond, or as long as it takes for your Twitter feed to scroll down because ten other people either tweeted a photo of themselves in a bathroom mirror, or they tried to abbreviate a series of monosyllabic words into a bag of barfed up alphabet soup with a hashtag they hope beyond hope will catch on.

Oh…I’m just getting started…

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Liberals and Their Common Core Bathrooms

By Craig Andresen Right Side Patriots http://www.americanpbn.com/

For the love of Pete.toi 1

We have a gaggle of brain dead celebrities, and equally brain dead politicians who just can’t tolerate the most basic toilet etiquette.

Because some states have passed into law, statutes which require men to use the men’s room and women to use the women’s room, liberal moonbats are coming unglued left and…left.

What’s going on here is stupid on more than one level.

First of all…we need LAWS regarding who should be peeing where? SERIOUSLY? It’s become so much of a problem, like people who tend to use their toasters in the shower for which we have safety stickers telling us not to…that we now need LAWS, passed by individual states, telling us which bathrooms we are supposed to use?

Apparently so, but…

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Why So Grumpy…Trumpy?

By Craig Andresen Right Side Patriots http://www.americanpbn.com/

Oh, my…his Trumpness, lord of the lies, Emperor of the realm of low-information voters gru 1and the bloviating buffoon of bombast is having another bad week and he’s got his panties all wadded up something fierce.

Out of the last 160 delegates, Ted Cruz has picked up 152 to Trumpy Grumpy Pants’ 8 and Grumpy Trumpy is throwing yet another Trumper tantrum , especially over Cruz’s 34 delegate total sweep in Colorado.

Social media is full of angry little low-information Trumpkins who are following the lead of their Emperor in crying foul, that Cruz stole the delegates in the Rocky Mountain state and that somehow, the GOP establishment rigged the process there, and just to squash Trump, Colorado disenfranchised the voters by not allowing them to cast a single ballot.

Dear Trumpkins…that decision was made by the Colorado Republican party…last August…not last week and the rules for candidates, as to how they could secure those 34 delegates, have been public for 7 months. Nothing about it was hidden, and as each state’s political parties can design their own system for the primaries, there was nothing underhanded or unethical about it.

Of course, there are plenty of little Trumpkins out there, like Rebecca Overton-Hooker who are all too giddy to show off their low-information agenda…

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Little Lyin’ Donny’s Liberal Distraction Tactic Noted, and Exposed

By Craig Andresen Right Side Patriots http://www.americanpbn.com/

Obviously, Little Lyin’ Donny needed a distraction from his shortcomings…both on the lld 1campaign trail and from his baffoonish, knot-headed foreign policy statements.

Trump was on the verge of having his Chinese made hat handed to him in Utah, which Cruz won on Tuesday night with 69% of the vote and Little Lyin’ Donny, on Monday night, made what now has to be THE dumbest foreign policy statement ever uttered on a campaign trail when he advocated shaking down NATO for money or pulling out of the compact altogether.

Then, Tuesday morning happened and Islamic pigs attacked the home city OF NATO with bombings at the airport and a metro station killing more than 30 and wounding more than 300 innocent civilians.

So…Little Lyin’ Donny did what all liberals do…he launched a distraction by tweeting out a threat regarding Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi.

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Meanwhile, In the Not So Grand Scheme of Things…

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on americanpbn.com

moron 1With the release of Bow Bergdahl, a deserter who is now facing court martial and for whom, 6 American soldiers were killed…Barack Hussein Obama set the standard for Islamists. Take Americans, hold them hostage and Obama will give you damn near anything you want for them. He’ll pay the ransom.

Last week, 10 American sailors were taken by Iran and in what I am sure was just a convenient coincidence, Obama released 10 GITMO scum the day after Iran sent our sailors back to our Navy and…so far…Iran still has our boats which, I am quite sure, go nicely with the drone Obama gave them a few years ago.

Now we have the great prisoner swap where we got 4 Americans back from Iran and THEY got 7 Iranian nuclear “researchers” back from US along with 14 more who had charges against THEM dropped.

The message from Obama is clear…if you’re a jihadi, some 7th century barbarian and you come across an American…grab them, demand a ransom and then just sit back and wait to get paid. Nothing to it.

This insanity must stop and I believe the perfect jumping off point is at hand.

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Weather Weasels of the Apocalypse REJOICE!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on americanpbn.com

Now that Obama has ISIS contained…Paris, San Bernardino, most of the Middle East, a good portion of North Africa and areas of Europe along with various other places within the geographical boundaries of earth notwithstanding…the collective heads of state have turned their collective heads to more pressing matters.

WEATHER WEASELS OF THE APOCALYPSE…REJOICE…AS THEY HAVE SAVED OUR ORB FROM ITSELF!!!

That’s correct…a CLIMATE CHANGE deal has been reached and thus, for the first time since the creation of the 3rd rock from the sun, our climate will not change!!!

There was a standing ovation as the 195 countries involved in utter nonsense announced that a deal had been reached by which the world’s temperature would not rise by more than 2 degrees Celsius and fossil fuels would become obsolete.

See below for details…

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My Dog’s ASS Could Have Made a Better Deal

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

stink 1According to Iran’s Ali Khamenei, the Ayatollah Ass-a-Hola…

“Our policies toward the arrogant government of the United States will not be changed at all. American policies are 180 degrees different from us.”

That…as the chants of “DEATH TO AMERICA” and “DEATH TO ISRAEL” continue to rise from the streets of Tehran and while 4 Americans remain as hostages inside that terrorist sponsoring nation’s borders. THAT…as Obama rushed off to the United Nations to have his treasonous “deal” sanctified by the very organization that did NOTHING when Iraq violated 17 resolutions in 12 years.

THAT, as Obama and his various minions try to SELL the “deal” to members of congress amid reports of 2 BACKDOOR deals engineered by the IAEA and IRAN to which congress is not being made privy.

And TO the words and chants emanating from the world’s butt-crack…John Kerry had THIS to say last week: “I don’t know how to interpret it at this point in time, except to take it at face value, that that’s his policy. But I do know that often comments are made publicly and things can evolve that are different.”

“If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling, and we’ll have to wait and see.”

Ummm…

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Cinco de Obama – Estúpido!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

It seems to be high time that we, in this country, pay due respect to the Mexican Army…a fighting force like no other jose 1and the immense contributions they made to the allied effort to win WWII.

Yes… you did indeed read that opening line correctly…Mexico…MEXICO…was a key player in winning WWII.

Why…it seems like yesterday when, as a young lad, I was regaled with stories told by my dad and my uncle, both of whom fought for our nation during that world war, regarding the significant contributions made by the Mexicans.

In the Pacific…the Mexicans got involved in WWII when the Japanese bombed the hell out of Acapulco…sinking 2 cruise ships and setting an outdoor café afire.

Naturally…Mexico rebuilt their fleet and took off in hot pursuit of the Japanese.

There was the Battle of Midway where, had the Mexicans not been engaged in their afternoon siesta…they would have put up a tremendous fight…perhaps sinking a Japanese aircraft carrier or two but, regardless of their Midway midday nap…they did manage to rake out the sand along the beach before dinner.

And who could ever forget their presence in the Philippines where the Mexican Army of landscapers pruned the way through the dense jungle foliage for the Bataan Death March?

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Weekend Edition: Obama’s SOTU?? STFU!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

sn 1Ok.

I was going to try my damnedest NOT to go all ‘snark-fest’ on Obama’s SOTU. I even wrote a very serious review of all the jobs killing tax crap in it last week but seriously…who am I kidding?

That speech had a “KICK ME” sign on its back that could be seen from SPACE!!!

Snark cannon locked and loaded…

Ready…

Aim…

FIRE!!!!!!!

First…the Keystone XL Pipeline. The Dictator doesn’t want it and said he will veto any bill authorizing it.

Why? Because we don’t WANT oil from our FRIENDS in Canada. WE only want to get oil from countries THAT WANT TO KILL US!!! Makes all the sense in the world and we certainly don’t need the 42,000 jobs a pipeline like that would create do we? NOOOOOOOOO…

And liberals…don’t regale me with all that crap that I’m making that number up either because I’M not the one who came UP with it…

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Dear Congress…GROW A SET ALREADY!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

balls 1Dear 114th Congress,

Today is your first day on the job as our new congress.

Congratulations.

We the People…you know, from the words of our founders and framers, have HIRED you to do the work OF We the People and we have a simple request…call it a job description if you will…and it is this…

GROW A SET ALREADY!!!!!

After six years of the Obama regime…enough is enough.

Our nation is a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC not a BANANA REPUBLIC and it’s time that you…the people we hired…do something to restore the vision of those who declared our independence FROM a king and stop Obama in his tracks.

Let’s start with Obamacare shall we?

It’s nothing but a socialist’s wet dream. Defund it and eliminate it.

It was based on lies and deceit and relied on the stupidity of those who voted for it to pass into law and we all know who voted for it don’t we?

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