Weekend Edition: Focus People…FOCUS!!!

tnp eagleSeriously, are we that easily distracted?

We have an election in 3 week’s time. It may well be THE most important midterm election of our lifetimes and rather than paying a lick of attention to the things that really matter…far too many are being distracted by…

OH LOOK…A SHINY NEW BALL!!!!!!

A couple of days ago, Lala Land airhead Gwyneth Paltrow makes some oozy, schmoozy comments about the Dictator and yesterday…social media was CHOKED with the crap.

WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS WHAT PALTROW SAYS OR DOES???

Last Wednesday, an off duty cop shot and killed some upstanding 18 year old in St. Louis and the streets of Ferguson LIT UP with BURNING AMERICAN FLAGS and once again, social media was clogged up tighter than eco-toilet at a democrat national convention.

WHO REALLY GIVES A CRAP? The punk had a rap sheet, an ankle monitor and, according to his cousin, a sandwich.

Cops recovered the 9mm stole sandwich which this piece of garbage was pointing and firing at the off duty cop from the scene.

3 weeks people. That’s all we have left is 3 weeks and if you’re not paying more attention to the midterm election in your state than you are to each and every shiny ball rolled across the floor by liberals than YOU are part of the PROBLEM when you SHOULD be a part of the SOLUTION!!!

OH MY GOD…

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The Epidemic of Liberalism and TYPHOID WHO???

pan 1Oh, for God’s sake…

KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY would ya? The wild Ebolas are not going to stampede through your town or neighborhood and get you.

Don’t get me wrong…there are precautions you should take to minimize any chance that you could be blindsided by a marauding Ebola and primarily among them is this carefully guarded bit of advice…

If you’re out and about, running errands or doing your daily business and you happen upon a puddle of someone’s bodily fluids…don’t…and I repeat…DO NOT frolic about in it….especially if it is a fresh puddle as the Ebola virus will only live for a matter of a quarter of a day or so in such conditions.

That, as I said, is the primary precaution one should take to avoid being attacked by a wild Ebola but there is one other very important and necessary precaution one should employ…

DO NOT WALLOW ABOUT IN LIBERAL BULLSHIT as THAT is a definitive carrier of the virus.

Good grief people…get a grip.

You want to worry about an epidemic? Worry about the epidemic of LIBERALISM which has been characterized by some as a MENTAL DISORDER. I however, see it differently. To ME…LIBERALISM is more like a brain eating amoeba and unlike the wild Ebola, liberalism is airborne.

Every time one of the infected opens its mouth, there’s a chance of it spreading and while you may THINK you’re immune to LIBERALISM, even a slight case can be deadly.

By spreading LIBERAL BULLSHIT across social media in regards to Ebola, you are, in fact, spreading LIBERALISM.

Here’s how it all works…

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Voter Fraud…It’s On Your Ballot!!!

melo 1About a week ago, master race baiter Al…not so Sharpton, attended a ‘Voting Rights’ rally in Cincinnati Ohio where he embraced one Melowese Richardson.

You remember Melowese…don’t you?

Melowese Richardson is the woman from Ohio who, nearly 2 years  ago, voted.

She voted and she voted.

Then she voted again…and again.

Melowese Richardson then voted some more.

By the time she was done, she had voted at least six times, for Obama, in the same election.

Oh, I know there’s no voter fraud because Holder and Obama, Sharpton and Jackson along with numerous other liberals and socialists have told us that there is no voter fraud taking place and that’s why we don’t need any voter ID laws.

Liberals and socialists say that you and I…Conservatives…are just making this crap up because we’re racists who don’t want black people to vote.

Never mind that ol’ Melowese admitted to it. WE’RE just making THAT up too I suppose but let’s allow Melowese to tell HER side of the story…

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Weekend Edition: A Degree in Intellectual Bankruptcy

tnp eagleThis weekend, Vermont’s Goddard College, an asylum of higher indoctrination, squats to a new low as they will play the recorded words of cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal at their commencement ceremony.

This piece of trash stood over Philadelphia Police Officer Daniel Faulkner in 1982 and emptied a gun into him. Abu-Jamal, then a member of the Black Panthers, has never denied doing it and never repented FOR doing it.

Here’s THE most disturbing part of the whole ‘Mumia as commencement speaker’ debacle…

It wasn’t the staff or the liberal/socialist elite who run the asylum who chose this murderer to be the speaker, to impart words of wisdom upon the assembled graduates…oh no…

According to the asylum’s interim president, one Bob Kenny…“As a reflection of Goddard’s individualized and transformational educational model, our commencements are intimate affairs where each student serves as her or his own valedictorian, and each class chooses its own speaker. Choosing Mumia as their commencement speaker, to me, shows how this newest group of Goddard graduates expresses their freedom to engage and think radically and critically in a world that often sets up barriers to do just that.”

That’s right…cop killer Mumia was chosen as this year’s commencement speaker by…the students…and if that doesn’t put the starch in your shorts to get you out to vote I a month…nothing will.

Let me explain…

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Chelsea has Foaled

oy 1I would like to add a dose of reality to all the BS surrounding the hatching of Chelsea Clinton’s spawn….the left elite’s anointed royalty perfectly timed, by coincidence of course, to attempt to diminish attention to such as Benghazi and Fast and Furious, both of which were acts of treason and both of which have grandma Clinton’s ample ass prints all over them.

While celebrities and communists (but for the most part, I repeat myself) gush platitudes via socialist media…

I have a bit of something I would like to offer to the diapered distraction.

Welcome to the world Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky…you poor, destitute dependent on this year’s tax form.

There are a few things you need to know.

The world is a freakin’ mess and unfortunately you are, by birthright, predisposed to make it worse as you grow older.

Oh…YOU won’t suffer the effects that OTHERS suffer…YOU’RE a CLINTON. You’ll be taught to identify with the common people, to pretend to “feel their pain” but you won’t. You’ll be taught to CLAIM you don’t HAVE money or that HAVING money doesn’t MEAN anything to you and liberals will lap it up like a puddle on the soup kitchen floor.

There are some things you need to know regarding your DNA…

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Midterm 2014 REAL Issues Spotlight – The Border

ISS 1We are now just two short months away from an election which will set the course for the next two years. Midterm elections historically have much lower voter turnout than do general elections and that is exactly why, in this particular election, we need to come out to the polls.

Numbers are everything.

If your chosen candidate didn’t win his or her primary…get over it and vote for whoever is on the ballot with an “R” behind their name. It may be a RINO, an establishment GOP candidate or someone with whom you don’t agree 50% of the time but believe me, we can hold them accountable much more easily than we can a liberal.

Today, in a nutshell, we’ll be looking at yet another of the REAL issues upon which we MUST focus if we have any hope whatsoever of starting to turn this ship around…

The border and our national security.

Right now…not because of any social issue…not because of any particular religious affiliation…we have neither a southern border not national security because of it.

It is directly because of the policies of the current LIBERAL regime and the liberal ideology…

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Conservatives, Let’s Get Our PRIORITIES Straight

solve 1Well, thank GOD that all our LITTLE insignificant problems as a nation have been resolved. Honestly, they were getting a bit annoying.

You know, thinks like our soaring national debt…all $18 TRILLION dollars of it and rising. Pesky really. But apparently, that’s been fixed so there is NOTHING more to worry about in that regard and may I just add…it’s about damn time.

GAS prices must be on THEIR way down which also means that nobody will have to worry this coming winter about the cost to heat their homes as the cost of electricity must also be dropping.

How’s your 401k doing?

Last week’s nose dive doesn’t mean a thing. Just because the Fed may stop artificially propping up the stock market and driving inflation up but…no worries.

Aren’t you glad that Obamacare finally got fixed? Admit it…YOU getting tired of seeing the same old doctor and having the same old insurance you’ve had for years? I know I was but now…BOY oh BOY…we have new and improved GOVERNMENT mandated health insurance to take the place of that old crap we USED to have and I, as a guy, am just GIDDY that for the first time in my life…MY visit to the gynecologist will finally be covered…after I pay my whopping deductible that is but hey…I’m resting better NOW than I did BEFORE Obamacare and I’m willing to bet YOU are too.

Darn good thing we don’t have any problems down on the southern border huh? Could you IMAGINE what things would be like if it STILL wasn’t secure down there? Why…ILLEGAL ALIENS might still be thinking they could waltz into our country any old time they liked but…not today.

We SOLVED that nuisance problem didn’t we?

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Obama’s Policies Have UNIONS Seeing RED!!

screw 1Okay…from the lips of liberals…

Conservatives are obstructionists. WE are the racists…the jobs killers and the reason the economy sucks out loud. Liberals love to claim that Conservatives comprise the “do nothing congress” and Obama stands there last week in Kansas City chiding US to “come on…come on now, let’s get things done.”

Meanwhile, on the back shelves of Harry Reid’s liberal/socialist controlled senate…

Some 356 bills…PASSED by the House…are collecting dust because Reid himself refuses to bring them to a vote.

OF those 356 bills…

98% were passed with bipartisan support…200 of them were passed unanimously by the ENTIRE house without a single objection from the liberals ensconced there…and more than 100 others were passed with 75% of house DEMOCRATS supporting them.

40 of those bills would directly help lower unemployment and many of them offer assistance to the “more than 3.4 million workers between the ages of 20 and 59″ missing from our labor force.”

There they sit…356 bills, including a border bill passed just last Friday…on Harry Reid’s desk because Reid himself refuses to have them brought up for a vote.

And Lois Lerner thinks that CONSERVATIVES are the ASSHOLES???

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Friday Fume

fume 1It’s never a matter of what to write for the Fume…quite the opposite in fact.

The HARD part is narrowing it DOWN but if we can’t find a way to laugh at liberal insanity…we’ll all go screaming into the night.

It’s been a rough week folks so, let’s dive right in…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

So, this is interesting…and telling.

Members of our military are reporting that they were told not to eat or drink…in front of Muslims…during the month of Ramadan.

SERIOUSLY???

Apparently, Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong is the month of FASTING for TERRORIST BARBARIANS and according to Bridge Commander Col. Kevin Glasz, while THEY observe fasting…WE must observe…POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!

According to an email from Glasz to the troops…“This is a period of great personal restraint and commitment in addition to renewed focus on worship. I’d like to encourage you to learn just a little more about this religion, but more importantly, I’m asking you to be considerate and do not consume food or drink in front of our Muslim colleagues; it is a simple, yet respectful action.”

Let me try to put this in terms this BRASS ASS might understand…

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