The Whole DACA Deal Explained…Sort Of

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Since November 8th, 2016…liberals have been pitching a world-class hissy fit which officially began when Hillary refused to stumble across a stage in a drunken stupor to face her distraught legions who felt entitled to having her in the White House along with the return of Billy Boy to the scene of the staining.

Liberals first retreated to their safe spaces, also known as our nation’s college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, therapy puppies and bottles of bubbles, only to emerge in the third week of January wearing vagina costumes and pink kitty caps.

Ahhh…those were the days…

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Hypocrisy For the Left of Us…Condemnation For the Rest of Us

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The real shame of racism in the U.S. is that racists are controlling the national dialogue, while non-racists are allowing it to be that way. To discover just how true that statement is, and why it’s true, one first must identify just who the real racists are.

Historically speaking, the real racists in America have enjoyed a singular political party affiliation…to the democrat party.

Democrats fought for slavery. Democrats founded the Ku Klux Klan. Democrats developed Jim Crow laws. Democrats stood for segregation. Democrats initially blocked the Civil Rights Act and democrats invented Affirmative action….the process of separating blacks and people of color from the rest of the nation for the business of protecting and advancing people based solely on race, regardless of their abilities as individuals.

Those are all historical facts, but today’s democrats, today’s liberals, are no less racist than their historical political party predecessors.

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And the Bronze Binky Goes To…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Lobotomized liberal lunatics are losing their last limp brain cells over imaginary or fabricated elements of racism, and the resulting meltdown is reaching epic proportions.

Does racism really exist?

Of course it does…but it exists only in the vast MINORITY of Americans, as evidenced by what transpired a couple of weeks ago in Charlottesville Virginia.

For more than five months, various racist organizations, including the Ku Klux Klan and an assortment of white nationalist idiots promoted, and advertised on anti-social media, their own websites and I’m reasonably sure in backwater trailer parks everywhere, that they were holding some sort of a rally in Charlottesville on a specified date, at a specific time.

Still with me so far?

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Weed Weasels, Statues and the Truth

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So…today it’s statues that are being removed. Statues of Confederates to be precise, and why? Because some people claim to be offended by them.

It’s a conundrum really.

The terminally offended, which one can most usually find in the deep weeds of their natural habitat…on the left side of the political aisle…say that those statues, of Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis and the like just have to go. They must be removed because they are tangible reminders of the era of slavery.

Really?

Reminders of slavery? So, if those statues are removed…what? History is scrubbed clean of the stain of slavery?

It doesn’t work that way.

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Charlottesville…A Perfect Storm of Perfect Idiots

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

There was a whole lot of stuff going on in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend. There were a whole lot of people in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend who didn’t actually live there. There were many different groups represented, a vast number of diametrically opposite agendas and plenty of tension.

There was also something most clearly missing in Charlottesville last weekend…

Thinking.

Nobody there, engaging in this march, that protest or the other thing was thinking. In fact, it may well have been the largest gathering of a vastly divergent number of brainless morons I have seen in quite some time.

The alt-right was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. ANTIFA was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. White supremacist groups were there…brainless idiots all and Black Lives Matter was there…brainless idiots all, but if you think the brainless idiots in Charlottesville last weekend were confined to the aforementioned groups…

Think again…

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Ice Creamgate…2 Scoops of Liberal Hypocrisy

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Somewhere in a swirl of depression, delusion and desperation, exists the liberal/socialist party formerly known as democrats. They are unhinged, and more frenzied than a spastic poodle in a room full of ADHD squirrels.

The MINORITY in both halls of congress seems to think they have the power to impeach the president…because they apparently weren’t paying attention to School House Rock as children, and last week, their desperation manifested itself in epic fits of irrelevance.

Just a couple of years ago, Barack Hussein Obama traded 5 Taliban war council members for 1 U.S. traitor, thus releasing the Islamists back into the wild, and theaters of war…and the liberal/socialists said nothing.

No stink was raised by a single liberal anywhere…

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Sessions, DeVos and Liberals Are Nuts…All Confirmed

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

dev 1It’s been quite a week for liberal moonbattery and they’re writing IOU’s for marbles, as they have long since lost their last one.

Nancy Pelosi, whose head is a sanctuary void for senseless remarks, sputtered that she just can’t find any way to work with…President Bush.

Obviously, the Botox has seeped in a bit too deep. Bush hasn’t been the President since January of 2009…and that’s assuming she was talking about Bush 43 and not Bush 41.

Then there was Maxine Waters, who insisted that President Trump’s actions are what led Putin to invade…KOREA.

In the first place…

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This is Why Hillary Lost

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Since the wee hours of the morning last Wednesday, after Donald Trump was declared wi-1the winner of the election, and after Hillary Clinton, reportedly crying and carrying on to such an extent that she was unable to face her socialist collective and concede with dignity…various members of the entitlement club have taken to the streets in protest.

Some of those protests have turned vile, with video of some pantless woman defecating in public on Trump signs while others have turned downright violent with a protester being shot in Portland Oregon.

What is being used as an excuse for the worst of behaviors is the protester’s claims that Trump, as the president, will destroy America. A claim the protesters make while they, themselves, destroy other people’s property, beat those who supported Donald Trump and threaten to both assassinate Trump and began an armed revolution to overthrow the government.

While mainstream media pundits, including those on Fox News, desperately search for the answers as to why their beloved and treasonous Hillary lost, and roll cameras aimed at the thugs who protest the decision of the American people…one thing is clear…

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You’re Not Oppressed…You’re an Idiot

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Are you feeling oppressed?mat-1

There’s a pretty good chance that if, when you went to bed last night, the primary thing on your mind was that you’re black…and when you woke up this morning, the first thing you thought of was that you’re black…

You think you’re oppressed.

Let’s be honest here…you’re not oppressed…

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The Fraud Behind the Curtain

By Craig Andresen Right Side Patriots http://www.americanpbn.com/

dd 1It seems that the dumbing down of America, via decades of liberalism through government indoctrination centers otherwise known as public schools as well as asylums of higher indoctrination, also known as colleges and universities is nearly complete.

No greater evidence of this can be seen than in the results of Super Tuesday voting.

Donald Trump, with the highest disapproval ratings in history, continues to win primaries. The question is…why?

Here’s the answer…

Trump voters simply don’t give a damn about the issues and they don’t give a flying rat’s ass about Trump’s complete, total lack of substance or lack of any articulated plan to accomplish any of the myriad of things he says he’s going to do should he become the president.

Trump voters also don’t give a crap regarding the fact that poll, after poll, after poll shows him losing in November to whoever happens to become the liberal/socialist nominee.

To Trump’s Trump-drunk, low information voters…absolutely none of what should matter…matters at all and don’t blame me for calling his voters “low information voters because those are exactly the sort of voters Trump himself is reaching out to in this election.

Here’s what he said…

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