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Friday Fume

Friday, January 24th, 2014

Yet another week of obtuse liberal/socialist insanity is in the books and history will not treat it kindly.

I, on the other hand, will treat it with every last ounce of due respect it deserves.

The morons.

We’ll dispense with the quick hits this week and just…DIVE RIGHT IN to the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL…THE LIBERAL END!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Did ya hear about Wendy Davis…Texas’ own Abortion Barbie?

It seems a while back she was telling her life story during a Texas fillybuster.

FILLYBUSTER…

Its TEXAS…What do want for nothing?

Anyway…

As it turns out…If she wrote down THAT version of the Wendy Davis story…YOU WOULD FIND IT IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!

Having been caught fabricating her past…The overjoyed-at-the-notion-of-on-demand-abortion Davis, tried to calm the waters that are pulling her political career down the toilet by EXPLAINING that she might have…STRETCHED the truth a little.

That’s like saying CHRIS CHRISTIE STRETCHED THE WAISTBAND OF…

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Friday Fume

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Well, here we are.

The FIRST Friday Fume of the NEW YEAR!!!

Alright…Settle down…Good grief.

Today, we begin a whole new year of the same old liberal/socialist crap by advancing the theory that if you don’t laugh a little…You’ll cry A LOT!!!

Anyway…

Brian Taylor…A 45 year old IDIOT is in trouble in Yorkshire England.

He was arrested for violating a court order that he stay far away from GAS STATIONS.

It seems he rather enjoys STEALING petrol…AND GETTING HIGH BY SNIFFING AND…DRINKING THE GAS!!!

Back in 2005…THE GAS GUZZLER was KICKED OUT OF A SUPPORT GROUP FOR…”SHOWING UP SMELLING OF GASOLINE AND…BEING DEEMED A…FIRE HAZARD!!!”

Perhaps it might be prudent to get a court order preventing him from wearing CORDUROY PANTS???

A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT 70% OF Americans have NO CONFIDENCE in government which, stands to reason.

The OTHER 30% ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!

And…So far…

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Friday Fume

Friday, August 30th, 2013

What a week it’s been.

I don’t know about you but, my nerves are closer to the breaking point than the elastic waistband on Chris Christie’s tighty whities!!!!

Now THERE’S a mental image.

In New York the other day, Obama told the assembled sheep that, “At some point, the government is gonna run out of money.”

Check your Rolex…IT’S ALREADY HALF PAST 17 TRILLION O’CLOCK!!!!!!

Rose Marks, a FLORIDA fortune teller who claims that PSYCHIC POWERS have run in her family for 1500 years…IS ON TRIAL FOR A $25 MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD scam.

She never saw it coming.

AND…One of the leaders of the New BlacKKK Panthers…One, Hashim Nzinga (buy a vowel) has had his…CONVICTED FELON IN POSSESSION OF A GUN charges dropped in Georgia.

Good thing for him he isn’t a WHITE/HISPANIC without a felony record OR WE WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!!!!!

Yep…It’s the end of the week…FRIDAY my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…HERE’S a moron of the liberal persuasion for ya.

36-year-old David Wayne Jordan…Well known to local law enforcement in Whatcom County Washington for having previously been a guest at the grey bar related to assault and resisting arrest…

Has been ARRESTED AGAIN for…

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Friday Fume

Friday, August 16th, 2013

Minute by minute…Day by day…Week in and week out…

Socialists just can’t help themselves and display their inane actions for the world to see.

Last week…Only 1 person showed up at an OBAMACARE event put on by Obama’s ORGANIZING FOR INACTION and if that wasn’t embarrassing enough…

On Wednesday, at Georgetown…NOBODY AT ALL SHOWED UP at the ORGANIZING FOR INACTION’S…CLIMATE CHANGE DAY OF ACTION RALLY…because, the unorganized organizers claimed…IT WAS RAINING!!!!!

Yep…The GLOBAL WARMING WEENIES were afraid they might…CATCH A COLD!!!

The DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY has PUBLISHED…VIA THE INTERNET…Instructions for ILLEGALS WANTING TO GET ACROSS OUR BORDERS!!!

Just walk right up…Tell the border agent that YOU ARE SEEKING ASYLUM and PRESTO…YOU ARE A DREAMER…LET THE PILLAGING BEGIN!!!!!

DHS probably give em all a socialist voter registration card on the way in too.

And…The whiner in chief sniveled to reporters last week that Republicans just want to REPEAL Obamacare but, they NEVER OFFER UP ANYTHING TO REPLACE IT.

Ummm…That’s because…REPUBLICANS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO REMOVE THE ANVIL FROM THEIR FOOT WITHOUT LOOKING FOR A 57 BUICK TO TAKE IT’S PLACE!!!!!

Anyway…We HAVE reached the end of another week. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

In the name of tolerance…

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Welcome to Trayvon’s World

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

Welcome to Trayvon’s world.

Trayvon’s world is populated by “creep ass crackers” and “niggas.”

In Trayvon’s world, the people HE associates with speak something THEY call, “Black English” and they don’t see anything racial about the term “creepy ass cracker.”

Trayvon himself smokes pot. He has pictures of himself doing it on his phone along with pictures of him holding a gun and giving those looking AT his pictures the middle finger.

Trayvon has been thrown out of school. Not once but twice and Trayvon has things that obviously don’t belong to him. He has women’s jewelry, lots of it, in his book bag.

Trayvon’s world was dominated by those who pimp race and have become purveyors of racial unrest. People like the “Rev.” Al Sharpton and the “Rev.” Jesse Jackson Junior. Such people only raise their heads and voices when there is race to be exploited. It’s a way to put their own names into the headlines and, they think, to justify their own existence.

Trayvon’s world has it’s own band of militants meant to intimidate others. The New Blackkk Panther Party. They make threats and act tough because they believe others will fear them. Fear equal respect in Trayvon’s world and it’s not earned, it comes in response to thuggery.

In Trayvon’s world, what matters is the color of your skin. Black is right and white is wrong.

Always.

 Trayvon respects those who feel as he does. He would have respected Obama. Obama, like Trayvon is black. Obama, like Trayvon was a drug user. Obama, like Trayvon cares more about the color of his skin than he does about anything else.

Obama has said…

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Molesters and Murderers Welcome in Colorado!!

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013

ATTENTION ALL FUTURE MURDERERS!!!

You know who you are.

Those with evil in their hearts, a lack of respect for life, those devoid of conscience and so easily offended by a sideways glance that you believe the glancer’s life should be ended.

ATTENTION – PREPARE TO MOVE TO COLORADO – BRING YOUR GUNS OR STEAL ONE WHEN YA GET THERE!!!

The welcome mat is about to be rolled out for YOU!!!!

It seems that the mind-numbed socialists of the Rocky Mountain High as a Kite state are delusional enough to believe a new law or two will stop you.

Yesterday, some nut, “claiming” to be a Republican stated that HE wants these new Colorado gun bans passed and he wants them passed NOW!!!

According to the foothills fool, if the new gun bans are NOT passed…

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Friday Fume

Friday, February 22nd, 2013

The Mayans had NOTHING on the DICTATOR when it comes to the end of the world predictions huh?

The SKY is falling, we won’t be able to land PLANES…The cops won’t be there after you need them, teachers won’t be able to indoctrinate your kids…

Joe Biden says “Buy a SHOTGUN…BUY A SHOTGUN!!!” Just take it out on the balcony, like he has instructed HIS WIFE to do and FIRE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS INTO THE AIR!!!

Ummm…Not only would you then be OUT OF AMMO and have to RELOAD while the BAD GUYS ARE COMING FOR YOU but…

IN DELAWARE…WHERE JOE AND HIS WIFE LIVE…THAT’S ILLEGAL…and Crazy Joe’s SON…THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE…Had to TELL him that.

In case you haven’t noticed…YOU’RE not safe…YOUR FAMILY is not safe…EVEN YOUR PETS AREN’T SAFE from the MORONS running amok in this country but…

Before we all go screaming into the night we could use a laugh couldn’t we?

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh My GOD!!!!!!

From the “Lucky He Wasn’t NEUTERED in The Act” Files…..

ILLEGAL ALIEN, Tomas Bautista, a 40 YEAR OLD…Has Been ARRESTED in Broward County for…

Oh geez…

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Friday Fume

Friday, December 21st, 2012

Friends and Patriots…It’s been a very tough week.

The events which have dominated the news have been sad and our prayers continue to be sent to those so tragically effected by last Friday’s horrible events in Newtown Connecticut.

May God be with them all.

I do believe that we all need a smile or two about now.

To that end, and in the days leading up to Christmas and a long weekend for many…We WILL press on.

Today IS Friday my friends so let’s DO THIS!!!

I’m FUMING!!!!!

Well, well, well…Let’s see which celebrity wins this weeks, “SUCKING SCUM FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIALIST POND” award.

Oh look…LAST week’s winner…HAIRLESS BELAFONTE…is congratulating THIS week’s winner…

MARG (no “e”) HELGENBURGER!!!

You know Marg (no “e”)…From “CSI – DUMBASS”…Well, SHE was responding to a tweet from the “author” Joyce Carol (no “e”) Oats  who had stated, “If sizable numbers of NRA members become gun-victims themselves, maybe hope for legislation of firearms.”

Marg (no “e”) then tweeted…”@JoyceCarolOates One can only hope, but sadly I don’t think anything would change.”

This is what happens when you live in a world of make-believe. You can make up any crap you want and then…believe it.

Marg (no “e”) have you ever noticed that the show on which YOU star…IS BASED ON VIOLENCE and a GREAT DEAL OF IT…IS GUN VIOLENCE???

Here are a few FACTS for Marg (no “e”) Helgenberger…

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In a World Gone Mad…An Unlikely Hero???

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD world.

The guy who made a poor quality video about Muhammad sits in jail.

The guy who advocated the torture and painful, slow deaths of the U.S. military and their families…HE got to perform at the president’s Christmas party.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD world.

After Morsi declares himself a dictator, the Egyptian army is now taking control of “security” for an upcoming “election” regarding the new “constitution” which is to cement Morsi’s newly declared powers.

People by the hundreds of thousands are in the streets protesting the moves and what are WE doing???

We ARE SENDING Egypt…20 more brand new F-16 fighter jets!!!

Isn’t that special???

In Syria, Assad has mixed his deadly cocktails of nerve gas and the clock is ticking. In less than 60 days, that gas will become unstable and have to be destroyed. Raise your hands if you think Assad is going to let it sit without being used.

Obama said a month or 2 ago that should Assad MOVE his chemical weapons stockpiles…THAT would cross a red line and “something” would be done about it.

Well…He moved them AND mixed them and what did Obama do???

He moved the goal posts.

NOW…Obama says that should Assad USE those weapons…”Something” will be done because that’s where the NEW red line is today.

If he USES those weapons…Won’t it be too LATE to “do something” about it?

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Friday Fume!!

Friday, November 9th, 2012

Welcome to a special post-election edition of our weekly review with an ATTITUDE!!!

I know you’re pissed and believe me…so am I but…I also think we could use a bit of a laugh right about now.

Yes?

With that in mind…Let loose of your hair and grab onto your seats my Patriot friends…

Today is the first Friday after the election and…

Boy oh boy…

I’m FUMING!!!!!

American businesses have, for some time now, said they need certainty in order to make decisions for their future.

Well…

Now they HAVE CERTAINTY!!!!!!

Obama’s been reelected to the throne and, in response to Obamacare being “here to stay” the following businesses have…

Been laying off workers since the day after the election!!!

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