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Unmasking Liberal Hypocrisy

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“It is shameful that our opponents are using a Black History Month reading event for Georgia children as the impetus for a false political attack, and it is pitiful and predictable that our opponents continue to look for opportunities to distract from their failed records when it comes to protecting public health during the pandemic.”

That obtuse quote came from the Stacy Abrams campaign after she was photographed, a week or so ago, sitting on the floor with a classroom full of kids in an elementary school just outside of Atlanta. In the photo, Abrams is NOT wearing a mask despite the school’s mask mandate, but every kid in that room IS wearing a mask.

Let me be clear on this, in that statement from Abrams’ campaign, they are telling you serfs that because it’s black history month, and because Abrams is black, she doesn’t need to mask up and you should shut up.

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What Liberals Say and What it Means

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Just a week ago or so, California’s liberal Marxist Governor, Gavin Newsom was addressing the crisis of train robberies taking place around Los Angeles.

Newsom stood in front of a microphone and said, “This is not one-off. This is organized theft. These are organized gangs of people that are coming out.”

At that point, the liberal Marxist Governor felt the sudden need to correct himself by stating, “Forgive me for saying ‘gangs,’ that’s a pejorative. They’re organized groups of folks that move from site to site.”

A perjorative is defined as “expressing contempt or disapproval.” That’s an important definition to know because what Newsom said in his immediate self-correction was that he did not intend to show or express “contempt or disapproval” toward those who are breaking into trains, looting those trains and trashing the area around the tracks in Los Angeles. In other words, Gavin Newsom, the liberal Marxist Governor of California APPROVES of the actions of “organized groups of folks” moving from site to site that BREAK INTO TRAINS full of goods that other people have paid for, LOOTING those trains and leaving in their wake TONS of trash which can then easily be infested with rats and other disease-ridden vermin.

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You Can’t Spin a House of Cards

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It’s now 2022.

2021, a disastrous year by any reasonable stretch of judging such things is over and there is hope, a faint light at the far end of the tunnel. We can see it from here and all we have to do as Conservatives is not screw it up.

2021 was so bad that even Betty White died before it ended. Can you even imaging how bleak things would have looked for 2022 had she hung on for just one more day?

Yes, it is a whole new year with the same old crap in place but it is also a mid-term election year and things aren’t looking very good for blue, liberal Marxist elected officials. Their policies dominated 2021 in all the worst ways possible and as the 2022 campaigns for the house, the senate and some state offices start to gear up to full steam, there has been no talk from the liberal Marxists regarding their plans for getting out of the deep hole they’ve been digging for themselves.

Rather than getting a ladder, they’re just getting a bigger shovel.

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People Aren’t Seahorses

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So, exactly who is Maleeha Aziz? She testified a little over a week ago at the House Oversight Committee regarding abortion. But who is she?

Well, Aziz self-identifies as an abortion storyteller with We Testify. We Testify is an organization dedicated to the leadership and representation of people who have abortions at the intersection of race, class, and gender identity.

Aziz is also a community organizer for an outfit calling itself “Texas Equal Access Fund.” Her profession is literally advocating for abortion in North Texas.

I suspect that her primary hobby is being an idiot.

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The Vice Puppet Almost Visited the Border

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Vice Puppet, Kamala Harris almost visited the U.S. Mexico border last week.

Almost.

The Vice Puppet was put in charge of the border crisis 93 days before nearly visiting the border, and so far, she’s done a great job. The crisis is far worse now than it was when she was put in charge of it. Oh, she did go to Guatemala  last month, you know, to get to the root of the problem.

That’s a bit like wondering why, without the plug in place in your bath tub the water won’t stay in it and going to the water company where the water comes from to get to the root of THAT problem.

When the Vice Puppet landed in Guatemala, she was met with angry Guatermelons who told her in no uncertain terms to go home…she wasn’t wanted there, but like the good little puppet she is, she pretended that the trip was a success, and naturally the mainstream media pretended that she had accomplished a great deal and was deserving of high praise.

Vice Puppet?

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Birds, Barbecues and Other Racist Nonsense

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Snark is defined as, “an attitude or expression of mocking irreverence and sarcasm,” but I believe there is more to it than just that.

Snark, as so defined, is my default setting. I tend to see the world through snark goggles and my view of the world has been this way since I was a kid, and although the definition covers most of my attitude towards so many things I see, it doesn’t quite go far enough.

I have, over decades of practice, honed my snark into what I consider to be the literary, and literal equivalent of Newton’s Third Law. “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” While sarcasm and irreverence certainly cover the basics, I also believe that every absurdity must be met with equal and opposite absurdity.

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A Tale of Two City’s Dumbasses

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Antonio Brown. There’s a name you probably won’t recognize unless you live in Atlanta, but you do need to know something about him. He’s a dumbass liberal Marxist who is running for Mayor.

Antonio Brown has made a big part of his campaign center around, “re-imagining public safety.”

Luckily for you, I have a super, double top secret liberal Marxist decoder ring I found at the bottom of a box of Cocoa Puffs. What “re-imagining public safety” means, in plain English, is “Defund the Police.”

In fact, liberal dumbass extraordinaire, Antonio Brown, has advocated cutting $73 million dollars from the Atlanta police budget. Wannabe Atlanta Mayor,  Dumbass Brown doesn’t think Atlanta needs the police. He thinks Atlanta would be better off, more safe, and less violent without the men and women in blue guarding that thin line.

Well, at least he used to think that way.

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The CIA is W-O-K-E

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Like most people, a good deal of what I have ever known regarding the CIA comes from how they’re depicted in movies and on television. Unlike a good number of people, I know there’s lots more to it that what we see on screen.

The CIA has always been this great country’s most dangerous covert weapon in real life. They have always operated in the shadows of some of the seediest places on earth, and in some of the most glamorous places one can imagine.

Let’s be honest here and admit that nobody really knows what goes on between the inner sanctum of Langley, and those places both seedy and glamorous, and that’s probably for the best but we do have certain expectations of those who work for the agency.

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Corn Pop Stopper and the White Flip-Flopper

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This year started with the kangaroo court impeachment trial of President Donald Trump in the House which featured a parade of witnesses brought forth by the democrats…witnesses who witnessed nothing.

From there, it moved to the Senate where Trump’s team of attorneys dismantled the lies told in the House, and sent the democrats whimpering away with their collective tails between their legs.

Then came the rampaging COVIDS from CHINA and a tsunami of liberal propaganda trying to make us all believe that we were all about to die…from the uncommon cold. First, the democrats said Trump was a racist for implementing a travel ban to help keep the COVIDs at bay, and then they said he didn’t do enough fast enough and should have implemented that travel ban sooner.

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The News and a Dose of Snark

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Over the past week or so, things have gone from bad to worse as the coronavirus media-driven panic continues to be the only 24/7 news cycle topic…but bad to worse is really a matter of perspective.

You see, to a snarky guy like me, what’s happening out there where nobody is allowed to go has become pure gold.

This is one of those “in-case-you-missed-it” sort of commentaries for those who have basically either shut off the news, or have been out protesting the trial version of communism for the past couple of weeks.

I’ll get to some of the more idiotic liberal coronavirus crap in a bit, but there are a few other things that need to be put into proper perspective, so let me start with this…

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