Posts Tagged ‘PETA’

Friday Fume

Friday, November 22nd, 2013

Well…HERE’S a bit of LIBERAL/SOCIALIST WISDOM for ya…

Over in AMSTERDAM…It seems they have a problem with DRUNKS IN THE STREETS so…

THEY ARE PAYING THEM TO CLEAN UP THE STREETS…$13 BUCKS…A HOT MEAL AND…FIVE BEERS A DAY!!!!!

Sounds like a JOB OPPORTUNITY for that CRACK SMOKING MAYOR OF TORONTO…Doesn’t it???

Paula Deen called the guy who robbed her…20 YEARS AGO…a racist slur and now SHE has to live in a cave in Bolivia while…OPRAH SAYS ALL THE OLD WHITE PEOPLE SOUTH OF THE MASON/DIXON LINE HAVE TO DIE AND…4 DAYS LATER…SHE GETS THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM!!!

And…Scientists have found evidence of THE oldest life-form on earth…A 3.5 BILLION year old bacteria.

They’re calling it the…HARRIUM REIDUM DUMB-DUMB BACTERIUM!!!

It’s Friday friends and Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Ummmmm….

Last week I gave you the idiot from PERU who married a TREE in ARGENTINA…Well…

Now we have word of ANOTHER marriage and…ANOTHER IDIOT!!!

It seem that Linda Ducharme has married the love of her life over the last 30 years.

Bruce…

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Friday Fume

Friday, December 28th, 2012

Well my friends…Here we are, staring a brand new year square in the face.

What a year it’s been huh?

52 weeks…52 Fridays…

52 FUMES!!!!!

Since we all made it through the Mayan end of the world, ate far too much between Thanksgiving and Christmas and are now facing the fiscal cliff, higher taxes and more government intrusion into our lives and homes…

We have a couple of choices.

We can either let the pressure build up until we explode or…

We can take a few minutes at the end of the week to let off a little steam and laugh at the socialist idiots.

I choose the latter.

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

New Year’s Eve just won’t be the same in Brasstown North Carolina this year.

For the past 19 years, the folks there have celebrated by…

LOWERING a ‘POSSUM in a cage from the top of a building and then…SETTING IT FREE IN THE WOODS.

Not any more.

PETA sued them for animal cruelty and put an end to the fun.

So…This year…event organizer, Clay Logan, the owner of Clay’s Corner Store,  says they’re working on a plan.

It could well employ…

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Friday Fume

Friday, November 2nd, 2012

Well…just a few more days and at least we won’t have to watch political ads for a couple more years.

Liberal/socialists can feel it all slipping away. Poll after poll has momentum leaning to the right and the liberal/socialists are lashing out.

They’re vandalizing cars with Romney stickers on them and throwing nails in the driveways of Romney rallies.

They even trotted out that old, tired horse, Gloria Allwashedup to spring an October surprise and the judge told her to go pound sand.

The attacks are getting WAY over the top because, the liberals can’t talk about foreign OR domestic policy NOW!!!

WELL, IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE FINAL PRE-ELECTION Fume…Let’s get to it.

It’s Friday Friends and Patriots and guess what?

Yep…

I’m fuming.

Okay…I’ve officially HAD it up to my GILLS with these dopey PETA whackos.

A couple of weeks ago…A truck hauling 1,600 of SEA bass flipped and all the fish flopped out.

Look…I love sea bass like Obama loves puppies…WITH A SIDE OF HASH BROWNS AND AN ICE COLD BEER…but really? The PETA poops want the city of Irvine California to put a MARKER on the road as a MEMORIAL???

Yep.

According to the head PETA fish hugger…Dina Kourda… The MEMORIAL MARKER would remind drivers of the fish and to… “Value their lives and feel pain.”

In a rare moment of clarity for any town in California…Irvine officials said…no way.

SOOOOO…I have an idea.

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Friday Fume

Friday, November 25th, 2011

This week, through all the cooking and baking, through the plans made to spend a wonderful day with our family and friends and through aroma of turkey, potatoes, stuffing and pies…

I was unable to escape the moronic actions of liberals which have…

Dare I say it…

Left me FUMING!!!

Okay, this week the Occupy-anything-but-a-shower-stall geniuses are at it again.

FIRST…these KNOT-HEADS decided to OCCUPY THE NBA and take the side of the PLAYERS in the labor lock out!!!

Yeah…I know it and YOU know it but the “CAN’T SPELL GED CROWD of lice infected TB spreading violent dregs of society DON’T know it…

Ummmm…..THE AVERAGE SALARY OF YOUR GARDEN VARIETY NBA PLAYER IS 5 MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR…WHICH PUTS ALL THOSE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REELS SQUARELY IN THE TOP 1% YOU’VE BEEN SITTING ON YOUR BUTS IN PLACES YOU DON’T OWN TO PROTEST AGAINST!!!

Oh, but that wasn’t the ONLY brilliant idea those WHOSE HEADS OCCUPY THEIR COLONS had this week. Oh HEAVENS no…

THEY DECIDED TO OCCUPY BLACK FRIDAY SALES TOO!!!

Right off, I see two problems with this.

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