Posts Tagged ‘nancy pelosi’

Would SOMEBODY please potty train the Dictator…

Tuesday, July 1st, 2014

AC 1Someone needs to tell it like it is…may as well be me.

Yesterday, after spending the last five days being repeatedly slapped in the face with a wet Supreme Court of the United States fish, the Dictator stepped up to a Rose Garden microphone with GRUMPY the ASS CLOWN, Joe Biden, standing behind him in the lamest attempt I’ve even seen at adding some absurd sense of gravitas to his wilting poll numbers.

“If house Republicans are really concerned about me, taking too many executive actions…pass a bill.”

That’s what the occupier of our oval office said yesterday regarding immigration reform. That is exactly what he said.

Now, let’s look to that statement without the ass hat filter and using our double top secret liberal ideology decoder ring, we can discern the real meaning of his words.

“If house Republicans are really concerned about me, taking too many executive actions…just let me have my way…officially…by passing amnesty and allowing my party to register as many illegal aliens as is humanly possible.”

Oh, he tried to spin his pleading and whining as some sort of humanitarian effort and something which would solve every problem we, as a borderless nation face…amnesty would solve unemployment…cut the national debt and I THOUGHT I heard something between the blah, blah, blah and the yada, yada, yada about how allowing our country to be overrun by law breaking pillagers would cure athletes foot too but in reality, it was little more than a pity party.

What little more it was had to do with his taking more executive actions.

Where’s that particular wet fish again…the one the SCOTUS whacked him with a few days ago? Apparently, somebody needs to take another swing and this time, with meaningful intentions.

Apparently, Boehner’s pending lawsuit holds all the impact of a trout.

The real question here is…

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Obamacare Defenders – The Liars and the Idiots Who Believe Them

Monday, March 31st, 2014

liar 1Well, THIS is just getting to be PRICELESS!!!

Did ya happen to hear Ol’ Crusty…HARRY REID…the other day?

HOW COULD YOU HELP BUT HEAR HIM??? He was literally SHOUTING when he opened his pie hole and told anyone within a 3 mile radius that, when it comes to Obamacare…

 “THERE’S NO HICCUP OR DELAY!!!”

Then, he told reporters why the hiccups and delays that DON’T exist…EXIST!!!

“We have hundreds of thousands of people who tried to sign up, and they didn’t get through.”

After THAT…Crusty ELABORATED.

“There are some people who are not like my grandchildren, who can handle everything so easy on the Internet and these people need a little extra time.” As an example…Crusty cited, “a 63-year-old woman came in and said ‘I almost got it, [but] every time I was just about got there, it would cut me off.’”

THAT, to anyone with a working brain cell is because THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE SUCKS OUT LOUD and it has since the day it went UP but…Crusty, who happens to be sans a working brain cell explained it THIS way…

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Obamacare, Lies and Videotape

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Whatever lies beneath pond scum is where socialist puppet Harry Reid dwells.

Yesterday…upon the announcement of yet ANOTHER house plan to open the government…

Reid stated, categorically, “It won’t pass the Senate.”

Neither Reid nor Obama nor anyone else in the senate, had even seen the republican proposal. It had not even been voted on in the house.

And yet…There was the Dictator’s useful idiot, Harry Reid…Rushing to a microphone to tell the world that, “It won’t pass the senate.”

Anyone who can still fog a mirror and thinks this “shutdown” and the impending bump up against the debt ceiling is the fault of Republicans, is delusional.

On the left, we have a Dictator who refuses to negotiate, a mob of morons spouting rhetoric, pointing fingers across the aisle and labeling the willing to negotiate, bill and proposal passing Republicans as everything from “arsonists, terrorists, hostage takers, ransom demanding homicide vest wearing radicals” while Reid continues to be the only one not allowing the Republican proposals to come to a vote.

Yesterday, without so much as laying socialist eyeball on the latest proposal from the house…without knowing one single thing about it…Reid said, “It won’t pass the senate.”

Without even seeing the proposal, Nancy Pelosi stated it was, “wasting the public’s time.”

Without seeing the latest Republican proposal, white house mouthpiece, Amy Brundage, called it, “A partisan attempt to appease a small group of Tea Party Republicans who forced the government shutdown in the first place.” 

And Harry Reid…WITHOUT EVEN SEEING THE REPUBLICAN PROPOSAL ,STATED THAT IT IS NOTHING BUT…”Extremist Republicans in the House of Representatives are attempting to torpedo the Senate’s bipartisan progress with a bill that can’t pass the Senate … and won’t pass the Senate.”

Remind me once again, exactly, who is responsible for 17% of the government being closed?

Oh yes…

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Unions to Obama on Obamacare: FIX THIS!!!

Wednesday, July 17th, 2013

Ahhhhh…Tea is SO refreshing. Better than Kool Aid.

Remember when?

Remember when all those jack booted unions were all about Obamacare? How they told US that Obamacare was just what this country needed and how those of us who were against it needed to be met with a hit?

Those were the good ol’ days huh?

It was the Tea Party, our little angry mob, astro-turf, racist, terrorist grass roots groups railing against Obamacare that put a coat of shellack on Obama and the socialists in the 2010 midterms and the unions were still holding us to the point of a gun for it in 2011.

Remember Jimmy Hoffa the Lesser?

In 2011, HE let loose on the Tea Party and stated: “We’ve got to keep an eye on the battle that we face — a war on workers. And you see it everywhere. It is the Tea Party. And there’s only one way to beat and win that war — the one thing about working people is, we like a good fight.”

“President Obama, this is your army, we are ready to march. But everybody here’s got to vote. If we go back, and keep the eye on the prize, let’s take these son-of-a-bitches out.”

He’s a peach isn’t he?

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Nitwits, Hair Brains and Socialists…OH MY!!!!

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

Okay…Let me see if I have this straight.

Hair Brained Harry Reid who has offered such pearls of wisdom as these:

“The tea party will disappear as soon as the economy gets better and the economy is getting better all the time.”

“Until the Republicans get real, we can’t do [spending bills], because [House Republicans] have refused to adhere to the law that guides this country.”

“Last year, Amonix CEO Brian Robertson was tragically killed in a plane crash and unfortunately the company was unable to recover from this difficult time.”

“Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.”

“This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.”

At one point Hair Brained Harry said THIS about John Roberts…

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Inside the Mind of Pelosi…Rattling and Squeeking

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

“What our founders put forth in our founding documents, which is life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And that is exactly what the Affordable Care Act helps to guarantee.”

Those were the words, last night, of Nancy Pelosi.

Somewhere, on the Montpelier Estate, James Madison, the Father of our Constitution just rolled over in his grave…and extended a middle finger in the general direction of Nancy Pelosi.

Along with being a brilliant political theorist and statesman, Madison was a keen judge of character.

Just as Madison was a great American, another such man of renown, Noah Webster, provided a definition with which, one must suspect, Nancy Pelosi has no known relationship.

LIBERTY, n. 1: [Noun] Freedom from restraint, in a general sense, and applicable to the body, or to the will or mind. The body is at liberty, when not confined; the will or mind is at liberty, when not checked or controlled. A man enjoys liberty, when no physical force operates to restrain his actions or volitions..   2: [Noun] Natural liberty, consists in the power of acting as one thinks fit, without any restraint or control, except from the laws of nature. It is a state of exemption from the control of others, and from positive laws and the institutions of social life. This liberty is abridged by the establishment of government..   3: [Noun] Civil liberty, is the liberty of men in a state of society, or natural liberty, so far only abridged and restrained, as is necessary and expedient for the safety and interest of the society, state or nation. A restraint of natural liberty, not necessary or expedient for the public, is tyranny or oppression. civil liberty is an exemption from the arbitrary will of others, which exemption is secured by established laws, which restrain every man from injuring or controlling another. Hence the restraints of law are essential to civil liberty. The liberty of one depends not so much on the removal of all restraint from him, as on the due restraint upon the liberty of others. In this sentence, the latter word liberty denotes natural liberty..

When Madison wrote of Life…LIBERTY…and the Pursuit of Happiness…One can quickly see that Mr. Webster had a much greater idea of what was meant by…”Liberty.”

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Giving Obama His Due Respect!!

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Never has such an anticipated speech by a President been so completely forgettable before it’s even been presented. Obama will deliver his great jobs speech before a joint session of congress and while liberals will no doubt stand and applaud at every little thing and will cheer each at every spending measure Obama announces, the response will be silent and that silence will be deafening!!

Republicans expect so little from this ballyhooed speech that they have already decided not to even offer a rebuttal.

Nancy Pelosi, deposed from the speaker’s chair last November is not happy about it either. Nancy has her former speaker’s panties all wadded up as she has let it be known that such a non rebuttal is an affront to the President.

Oh my.

Presidents speak before a joint session of congress for the State of the Union or if they want to wage war. Outside of that, such a speech is rarely given especially on matters of domestic economics.

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