Friday Fume

Wow. What a week.

The problem is NOT finding things about which to fume but thining the herd to what I can fit into one week’s worth of space!!!

Adam Levine said “I hate this country,” on live TV then tried passing it off as a joke before attempting to apologize saying, “Obviously I love my country.”

Uh huh.

Ummm…There is, apparently, a new way to cure…Diarrhea…It’s called a…POOP TRANSPLANT…Where doctors take poop from someone else…MIX IT WITH WATER and…”DELIVER” it into the patient’s colon through a tube.

Poop mixed with water to cure diarrhea???

That IS DIARRHEA!!!!!

Seems to me if they’re looking for donors…DC IS FULL OF IT!!!!!

And Howard Dean says that “Republicans have been peddling [the Benghazi controversy] for a year and a half”

No wonder Jay Carney thinks Benghazi happened a LONG TIME AGO.

Well, we’ve finally reached the end of a LONG week and it’s time for a laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Massachusetts…THE most SOCIALIST state in the nation has a problem.

Over the last few years, Massachusetts has handed out $18 million in “questionable public assistance benefits.”

QUESTIONABLE???

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Massachusetts Bake Sale Terrorism

BREAKING!!!

Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.

The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!

If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!

As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.

Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…

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