The Weather vs The War

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Just over a week ago, John “Lurch” Kerry found an open mic at the annual CERAWeek conference in Houston and proclaimed, “We’re already seeing climate refugees around the world. If you think migration has been a problem in Europe in the Syrian War or even from what we see now, wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed.”

Oh, this is just too rich. You didn’t really think I could let this go without giving it the treatment, did you?

Lurch, the grand poohbah of bull poo and Biden’s U.S. special presidential envoy for climate, just can’t contain his contempt for the fact that there are bigger fish to fry than the weather. According to Lurch, nobody should be giving a flying rat’s ass about being on the verge of WW3, out of control inflation or gas prices creeping up faster than Biden creeps up to 12 year old girls for a good old fashioned hair sniffing – GODDAMIT – FOCUS ON THE FREAKIN’ WEATHER.

Before I dismantle his absurd remark, allow me to first point out the glaring problem with “climate change.”

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Welcome to the New, “New Normal”

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Two years ago last week was the last day we saw “normal” in our country, and the shame of it was, we didn’t realize it then. Over the past two years, NOTHING has been normal but we’ve all been told that we need to embrace the “new normal” whatever the hell that is.

Remember the good o’ days? Back when Fauci used to be everywhere? When we weren’t allowed out of our homes, weren’t allowed to gather for a funeral, or a wedding, and weren’t allowed to go to grandma’s house for a turkey dinner?

Remember when we all had to walk about wearing a face diaper and the aisles in the grocery were one way to cut down on the passing along of COVID?

Remember when you couldn’t get toilet paper because idiots were hoarding it due to a RESPIRATORY illness?

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30×30 – The New Liberal Land Grab

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It’s no secret that the liberal Marxist regime now in charge in this banana republic of ours is hell bent on the Green New Deal. They’ve made no pretense of covering up their hatred of what keeps our nation moving…fossil fuels.

Most Conservatives are pretty well-aware of most of what the Green New Deal has in store for people, but there is one major aspect of it that most are unaware of…

The 30×30 program.

In the opening days of his regime, Joe Biden signed many Executive Orders, and among them was the order that instituted the 30×30 program.

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Free Vaseline and Other Empty Promises

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Russian collusion is over.

The Mueller report is over.

The Trump/Zelensky phone call with its quid pro quo, it’s extortion, and its bribery along with its “abuse of power,” and its “obstruction of congress” is over.

And impeachment is over too.

All of those things ended with liberals wadding up their collective panties, and with President Trump standing tall, still in the White House, and still their president, but all of those things had one thing in common…

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Socialism’s Green New Disguise

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It’s easy to make fun of the “Green New Deal.” Lord knows I’ve had a good time snarking at it for several months now. It’s ridiculous…possibly insane…and it’s exactly what we expect from today’s liberals.

On the face of it, the “Green New Deal” is laughable.

AOC, that bone-crushingly inane twerp in the House came up with the idea that all fossil fuel energy in this country must be done away with post haste. According to the bartender, no more cars, no more trucks, ships, airplanes or anything else that uses fossil fuels will be allowed.

How can anyone take that seriously?

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Democrats…No One To Blame But Themselves

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Slowly, little by little, the liberal’s 2020 platform is coming together, and it is exactly as we have always said it would be.

Naturally, at the top of the platform is “get Trump.” That’s been a given since the wee hours of the morning on November 9th, 2016 when their anointed candidate, not so much Obama light, but Obama white was too plastered, and too angry to address the snowflakes who left her “victory” party like a glacier leaves a hillside.

While the whole Mueller witch hunt of an investigation failed as profoundly as did Hillary, the chants of “RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA” have become chants of “RACISM, RACISM, RACISM.”

But what else is there for liberals?

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Why Lie About Blind Octopi?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Well, the global warming, climate change loons are at it again.

Lately, we’ve all been regaled with predictions of doom and gloom form weather weenies like AOC, who told us a while back that civilization would end in 12 years if we don’t do something about climate change now, and by something, she meant that we need to do away with cars, boats, trains and airplanes immediately.

That would make it virtually impossible for any such given loon to make it to wherever the next climate change conference is to be held, but that’s quite beside the point I suppose.

Then it was Beto O’Dork who shaved 2 years off the AOC prediction and told us all that we only have 10 years left before civilization comes to an end if something isn’t done regarding the weather at taxpayer expense.

Apparently, according to liberals…

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Holy Guacamole, Cow Farts and Reparations

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It is now early April, 2019, and while the calendar says we’re 19 months away from the 2020 election, I can assure you we are both a whole lot closer than that to the campaigns in earnest, and it’s going to seem like an eternity before Election Day.

It seems like every few days, some other democrat crawls out of their hole, sees their shadow and announces that they too are running for the presidency in 2020.

At this point, it bears a striking resemblance to one of those little cars at the circus that stops at center ring and about a hundred clowns come pouring out of it. Politics in this metaphor would represent the circus, the 2020 election would be the center ring, and…

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Last Week’s News in Its Proper Perspective

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week was a very interesting week, and one that I believe needs to be put in its proper, snarky perspective.

Ready or not…here we go…

Okay…Syria is all bent out of shape because, last week, President Trump officially recognized Israel’s sovereignty in the Golan Heights. Syria has, since 1967 accused Israel of occupying what belongs to Syria.

Ummmm…excuse me Syria…but perhaps you should have thought about the consequences of trying to invade Israel before you invaded Israel in 1967…and perhaps you should have considered the ramifications of getting your asses kicked in what has to have been one of the absolute shortest wars in the history of wars.

Sure…you figured…hey, new country, how ready could Israel possibly be to wage a war…right? Well, it took Israel just 6 days to whoop ya, and after doing so, Israel had every right to the Golan Heights…so get over it, and get over yourselves.

Syria…

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A Change in the Weather, Not the Climate

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I’d like to take a bit of your time to talk to you today about the weather.

Sorry…I mean global warming.

Sorry…I meant to say…climate change.

Here in Nebraska, where I live, and you may not know where exactly that is so let me explain it this way…you know how, when you’re watching some weather lady give the national forecast on TV…well…we’re located directly behind where she stands while lying the rest of you about what it’s going to be like where you live.

Anyway, here in Nebraska last week…we had quite the weather…global warming/climate change event. We’re used to the climate changing here about every five minutes but last week was a doozy. Last Tuesday, it was beautiful, 50 degrees and sunny. Then last Wednesday, it started raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock from 2 in the freakin’ morning until it turned to snow at around 4 in the afternoon. The wind came up to about 60 mph and it snowed and blowed (a Nebraska saying) or snew and blew for the rest of you until about 2 in the afternoon on Thursday.

Well…

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