Posts Tagged ‘global warming’

Friday Fume

Friday, April 4th, 2014

fume 1Well of all the…

Really?

$400,000.00 of OUR money…TAXPAYER dollars…Are about to be spent on WHAT…Exactly???

A CAMEL statue?

It’s only a one humper too.

And it’s not going to be placed in some fancy east coast art museum or on the Washington mall. Nooooooooo…

IT’S GOING TO BE IN…PAKISTAN!!!!!

The 500-pound, fiberglass, aluminum, stainless-steel, acrylic and painted white monstrosity is called…

Get this…

“CAMEL CONTEMPLATING A NEEDLE!!!!!”

So…Who’s bright idea is THIS???

THE UNITED STATES STATE DEPARTMENT and…THEY’RE GONNA PUT IT OUTSIDE THE U.S. EMBASSY IN ISLAMABAD!!!!!

Of all the ISLAM-a-BAD IDEAS…IT’S RIGHT OUT OF THE NEW TESTAMENT AND…YOU KNOW HOW THE ISLAM-O-BOMBERS FEEL ABOUT THE NEW TESTAMENT!!!!

And you wonder why MAHMOUD KABOOM is gonna get all ALALALALALALALALA over this thing???

Because…

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Friday Fume

Friday, March 21st, 2014

fume 4Oh what a week this has been.

Liberal March madness is what I call it.

What is WRONG with these people anyway???

We’ve got news of a SCHOOL TEACHER in England who has DEMANDED a student REMOVE a HELP FOR HEROES WRIST BAND that he wears for the murdered Lee Rigby…In case it might OFFEND A MUSLIM!!!

We’re talking about people who are followers of a PEDOPHILE and there’s a teacher out there who is afraid they’ll be offended by a WRISTBAND?????

Ketchup Boy Kerry was in LONDON a few days ago announcing SANCTIONS against a few Russians nobody’s ever heard of and he went WAY out of his way to make it clear to Putin that we were NOT THREATENING him and that the sanctions were, “NOTHING PERSONAL!!!”

Does he really think there’s a SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN A TOASTER OVEN that PUTIN was gonna feel PERSONALLY THREATENED by the CANCELLATIONS OF 6 SOVIET DIPLOMATS LIBRARY CARDS???

And…

INSURANCE COMPANIES are now saying that your already UNAFFORDABLE “affordable” care act premiums will most likely DOUBLE next year because…NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR THE CRAP…OF THOSE WHO ARE SIGNING UP…NOT ENOUGH ARE PAYING AND…ONLY 11% OF THOSE WHO DIDN’T HAVE INSURANCE BEFORE Obamacrap want anything to DO with Obamacrap!!!

Gee…We never saw THAT coming did we???

Anyway…It’s Friday and, time to let it out…

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“Climate Change” vs “Fundamental Transformation”

Thursday, February 20th, 2014

Well, there was John Kerry, in Indonesia, the only country, it seems, to whom Obama owes his allegiance via his citizenship, telling them, and us, “In a sense, climate change can now be considered the world’s largest weapon of mass destruction, perhaps even, the world’s most fearsome weapon of mass destruction.”

“The science is unequivocal, and those who refuse to believe it are simply burying their heads in the sand. We don’t have time for a meeting anywhere of the Flat Earth Society.”

John Kerry…THE SECRETARY OF STATE, who is SUPPOSED to be working on the political issues with which we have a world interest…Was trying to steer the conversation directly toward…THE WEATHER!!!

John Kerry is an idiot and that’s what happens when an idiot takes his cue from other idiots.

Meanwhile, Iran continues to defy inspectors on their merry way to building nukes, Syria is still a cluster you-know-what…North Korea is drawing the ire of the United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots for their anything BUT human rights record and…Now, KIEV is going up in flames.

And this insane administration wants to talk about the WEATHER???

How about we talk about what THEY don’t WANT to talk about instead?

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Obama’s SOTU – Doin’ the American Hustle!!!

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.

Last night’s State of Dismay speech clearly put a fine point on THAT bit of narcissism wrapped in union, butt-kissing flattery.

With nods to manufacturing, education and job training, Obama laid out yet another agenda to keep that tingle running up the union leg.

He announced that, with a stroke of his mighty pen, he has increased SOME federal contract worker’s minimum wages to $10.10 per hour.

Whoopty-doo.

Do you have ANY idea how many people will benefit from THAT???

In a world where the government contracts out more than $700 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS for a website that doesn’t work…Neither do I but…If can get me the line item on the number of illegals “hired” to replace the toilet paper in the little nerds room…WE’LL BOTH KNOW!!!

He announced, with arrogance, that under his guidance the economy is getting better.

If by “better” he meant at a stagnant growth rate of 2.2%…

Naturally, the applause from the left side of my SOTU surround sound speakers was…

Sickening.

Applauding 2.2% as a growing economy is akin to giving a gold medal to whoever comes in last during the upcoming  4 man Olympics bobsled run.

The truth of the economy is that it sucks and it’s not getting any better.

Unemployment down to 6.7%???

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Friday Fume

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Well, here we are.

The FIRST Friday Fume of the NEW YEAR!!!

Alright…Settle down…Good grief.

Today, we begin a whole new year of the same old liberal/socialist crap by advancing the theory that if you don’t laugh a little…You’ll cry A LOT!!!

Anyway…

Brian Taylor…A 45 year old IDIOT is in trouble in Yorkshire England.

He was arrested for violating a court order that he stay far away from GAS STATIONS.

It seems he rather enjoys STEALING petrol…AND GETTING HIGH BY SNIFFING AND…DRINKING THE GAS!!!

Back in 2005…THE GAS GUZZLER was KICKED OUT OF A SUPPORT GROUP FOR…”SHOWING UP SMELLING OF GASOLINE AND…BEING DEEMED A…FIRE HAZARD!!!”

Perhaps it might be prudent to get a court order preventing him from wearing CORDUROY PANTS???

A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT 70% OF Americans have NO CONFIDENCE in government which, stands to reason.

The OTHER 30% ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!

And…So far…

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Summer in Antarctica – An EPIC Global Warming FAIL

Monday, December 30th, 2013

You can tell and TELL liberals that shooting themselves in the foot isn’t a good idea but do they LISTEN???

Nope.

Over and over again they seem hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make them learn.

Case in point…

For a week now, a gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…

STUCK in the ANTARCTIC ICE…

Waiting for rescue.

Why are they there???

TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!!

They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.

Oh…

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Friday Fume

Friday, September 13th, 2013

fume 4The AFL-CIO and the SEIU are having a closed door meeting with Obama at the white house today.

I GUESS THEY FINALLY READ THE BILL HUH???

First…Obama’s military strike against Syria was going to be DECISIVE…Then…It was gonna be LIMITED…Then, according to Kerry…IT WAS GOING TO BE REALLY, REALLY SMALL and finally, Obama said that OUR MILITARY DOESN’T DO PIN PRICKS!!!!!

This is the administration that’s in a wazoo measuring contest with the guy in Russia THAT KILLS GRIZZLIES WITH HIS BARE HANDS????

And…After 2 socialists LOST in a COLORADO RECALL over GUN RIGHTS…Debbie WHAT’S HER NAME – SCHULTZ blamed it on…VOTER SUPPRESSION!!!!!

Schultz said that,  “ numerous procedural changes to the state’s election laws confused voters. “

Ummmmm…APPARENTLY…THEY ONLY CONFUSED SOCIALIST VOTERS!!!!!

It’s been such a week and I don’t know about you but, I’M ready to blow off a little STEAM!!!

Let’s do this…It’s Friday my friends and fellow Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well, well…

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Friday Fume

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013

Is there no END to liberal stupidity?

NO THERE IS NOT!!!!

This week, like the previous weeks and just as it will be in future weeks, liberals and socialists just keep raising the bar on their insipid activities.

This week, Bradley Manning got busted down to private before he was sentenced to 35 years in a military lock up and now, he wants his clusters removed.

That’s right…Bradley now wants to be CHELSEA and begin hormone treatments…PRESUMABLY at TAX PAYER EXPENSE because, I suppose, having a little cloud of glitter behind you every time you fart just isn’t a good thing when you’re cellmate’s name is HANK.

The government has awarded a $78 THOUSAND DOLLAR grant to a bunch of HALF BAKED researchers to find out if GLOBAL WARMING caused the downfall of the MAYAN civilization.

Exhibit A) MAYAN…SUV’s.

And…The without A=CLU(E)…Which uttered not a single word of displeasure when a U.S. District Court Judge threw out OKLAHOMA’S BAN ON SHARIA LAW…Now is DEMANDING a STATUE of the 10 COMMANDMENTS be REMOVED from the lawn of the OKLAHOMA CAPITOL!!!

Tell me again how socialists don’t want all notions of our JUDEO/CHRISTIAN values BANISHED to be replaced by the IDEOLOGY of ISLAM!!!!!

It’s Friday my fellow Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Proving that governments of OTHER nations can be as dumb as a door knob…JAPAN has decided that the leak of RADIOACTIVE WATER from the FUKISHIMA nuclear plant is NOT an ANOMALY after all.

Ummmmm…..

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Friday Fume

Friday, July 12th, 2013

It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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TREASON By Another Name IS OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

Seriously.

What in THE hell???

Obama’s latest proclamation is so far outside the realm of rational thought that it can ONLY be labeled as INSANE.

We are now going to have…

PEACE TALKS…

WITH THE TALIBAN???

What???

FIRST of all…

WE don’t negotiate with TERRORISTS.

EVER!!!

PERIOD!!!!!

Second off…

The Taliban are TERRORISTS and…

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