After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

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It’s been ANOTHER one of THOSE weeks…Hasn’t it?

According to SOCIALIST Rep Elijah Cummings regarding Benghazi: “death is a part of life.”

Hey…poo for brains…THE BENGHAZI 4 DIDN’T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!!!!

The SOCIALIST PRESIDENT OF FRANCE has told HIS government NOT to use ENGLISH words…FUNNY…IT WASN’T A BUNCH OF FRENCH SPEAKING SISSIES WHO KICKED THE GERMAN SPEAKING NAZIS OUT OF PARIS…WAS IT?????

And…On Wednesday…When the TRUTH was being told before a House Committee…ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN AND MSNBC ALL DECLINED TO CARRY A SINGLE MINUTE OF IT!!!!!

You’d think they were trying to cover something up…huh???

Well…Take heart my friends…THERE’S ALWAYS MORE SOCIALIST MISBEHAVIOR TO BE EXPOSED and today IS Friday after all.

Join me, won’t you?

I’m fuming.

Let’s give the China’s “People’s Daily” their national newspaper “a hand” shall we? They’re building a brand new  HEADQUARTERS BUILDING!!!

It’s TALL…

It’s sort of…cylindrical in shape…

The top few floors are just a little bigger that the rest…

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So…This week we’re found that Hillary’s NAME is on the documents DENYING stepped up security in Benghazi…There are those in congress trying to EXEMPT congress from OBAMACARE…And FINALLY…Some in congress are starting to question the 1.6 BILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO purchased by the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY!!!

All of that just scratches the surface of this week’s socialist bottom of the barrel behavior.

Take heart my friends and fellow Patriots…Because today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, if THIS isn’t the height of HYPOCRISY…I don’t know what is.

Our friends at WSAV channel 3 in Florida tell us that the Marion County School Board, after a 3 year BAN…

Have now brought PADDLING back as a form of punishment for their students!!!

Don’t get me wrong…

Some of those little indoctrinated brats NEED it. Hell…TASE em for all I care but…Here’s what I find…HYPOCRITICAL…

Chew your Pop Tart into the shape of a gun…YOU’RE SUSPENDED!!!

Bring a spork with your lunch…YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!

ANYTHING that even RESEMBLES a weapon and…YOU’LL BE STUFFED AND CUFFED!!!!!

But there it is…Hanging on the wall in the principal’s office and…If you get caught doing something like, oh…I don’t know…PRAYING…

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Okay…It’s been a tough week. With the events in Boston, West, Texas…Storms, flooding…all sorts of things…We’ve all been a little on edge.

Our thoughts, prayers and hearts go out to all who have been affected by the week’s horrible events. Really.

But rest assured that while all that was going on, we, at The National Patriot, were watching the off-the-front-page socialist insanity too.

Patriots…Today is a day to do what we must in order not to go out of our minds. Today, we must LAUGH!!!

Friends…It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m Fuming!!

Let me get this straight…

Connecticut passes a 138 page, 4000+ bullet point “GUN CONTROL” bill and now…THE 2^ND AMENDMENT NEVER EXTENDED TO PRIVATE CITIZENS TO BEGIN WITH???

Remember those ZOMBIE attacks DHS has been preparing for? I’m guessing that’s in case things get out of hand in CONNECTICUT!!!

According to a WORKSHEET passed out in a Connecticut Middle School…

“The courts have consistently determined that the Second Amendment does not ensure each individual the right to bear arms. This means that the rights of this amendment are not extended to the individual citizens of the states. So a person has no right to complain about a Second Amendment violation by state laws.”

WHAT???????

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Let there be no doubt that the asylum is being run by the inmates.

While we HAVE made it to the end of another week, we are by NO MEANS nearing the end of socialist idiotic buffoonery.

Now, we COULD just hunker down in a corner and cry into a blanket but, as always, I take a different approach. I say we find a way, every week, to LAUGH at the insane behavior of those out to destroy us through their moronic behavior.

Yes, today IS Friday and I hope that YOU will take a few minutes to join me in keeping sanity alive.

I’m Fuming!!

Oh yeah…THIS is gonna work.

In an effort to get tough with North Diarrhea, John, “I Hate America” Kerry is trying to pressure CHINA into doing something about it.

Can’t ya just hear him begging?

“Come ON!!! I took YOUR side of things in Nam now…SUCK IT UP AND GET ME OFF THE HOOK HERE!! We’ll borrow more money from ya! We’ll forget about the hacking stuff. PLEEEEEEEEASE???”

The problem over there is Dennis Rodman’s best friend. That waste of a sperm cell is THREATENING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE U.S. AND SOUTH KOREA!!!

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Well, socialists are clearly stepping up their moronic antics aren’t they?

This week has been no exception to the rule.

The Dictator and his family are taking more than a vacation a month while the rest of the nation struggles to make ends meet. Obama is now trying to shame those who have no shame into shooting holes in the 2^nd Amendment…

Jim Carrey made a video mocking Charlton Heston because picking on CLINT EASTWOOD WOULD HAVE RESULTED IN AN ASS KICKING…

And we’re finding out that the “AFFORDABLE” Care Act could well RAISE insurance premiums by…200%!!!!!

Well, it’s Friday my fellow Patriots and it’s time for a laugh because…

I’m fuming.

Oh for crying out loud.

Can government do ANYTHING without going broke???

Nope.

Now we learn that they have grossly mismanaged, of all things…

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I can’t believe we made it all the way through another week.

If socialists launched an insanity rocket from atop their own mountain of stupidity…It still wouldn’t reach the heights of moronic behavior they’re reaching.

I can’t even BEGIN to get into ALL of it from this week so…I’ve hand-picked 4 issues from the always exploding stack.

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Sometimes…Ya just gotta laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start things off in Ipswitch.

That’s where the high school principal has decided to DO AWAY WITH HONORS NIGHT BECAUSE…

THE KIDS WHO RIDE THE SHORT BUS MIGHT HAVE THEIR FEELINGS HURT!!!

Are you KIDDING me???

The kids who have worked their adolescent BUTTS off…TAKING CALCULUS…ANATOMY…PHYSICS AND COLLEGE LEVEL MANDARIN CHINESE LANGUAGE COURSES  SO THEY CAN GROW UP TO GET GOVERNMENT JOBS…BEGGING FOR MONEY…AREN’T GOING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR MAKING THE HONOR ROLL BECAUSE…

REMEDIAL READER, MOUTH BREATHING, SHOP CLASS SAND BAGGING, 5^TH YEAR SOPHOMORES MIGHT GET THEIR “EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY JUST FOR SHOWING UP” PANTIES IN A BUNCH????

Yep, that’s about the size of it.

What’s next?

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Oh, the week that was huh?

Bloomberg wants to crack down on earphones…Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea wants to attack the United States…

Socialists are already attacking the new Pope because he’s TOO Catholic…Really?????

Karzi, over in Buttkrackistan, is saying that WE’RE behind the attacks that are killing OUR military people…

Oh yeah…It’s been another week of socialist morons on parade hasn’t it?

Well, how about we all take a little time to laugh before we go screaming into the night?

It’s Friday my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Can’t socialists just let kids be kids?

NO!!!

Here, we have the case of 7 year old Erich Henze.

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So…We finally track down bin Laden’s son in Jordan and been LYIN’S crew IMMEDIATELY reads the TERRORIST his…RIGHTS?????

Really???

The DICTATOR has locked the peasants out of the palace because of the sequester…One assumes because he doesn’t want anyone to accidentally stumble upon the Queen’s 27 personal hand maidens.

And socialist senator, Chris Murphy fired off an angry letter to NASCAR trying to get the racing organization to drop an NRA sponsorship of a race in…TEXAS…of all places.

“Whether or not this was your intention, your fans will infer from this sponsorship that NASCAR and the NRA are allies in the current legislative debate over gun violence.”

I HAVE 2 QUESTIONS…

Has this dip from Connecticut ever SEEN NASCAR fans and…HAS HE EVER BEEN TO TEXAS?????

If I was the head of NASCAR…I’d send this Murphy pants wetting ninny a letter asking if he could help get the Newtown Kids Choir to sing the anthem before the race since they’ve been used as props everywhere else.

Yep…It’s been quite a week of socialists on parade hasn’t it?

What do ya say we wrap it up with a few laughs? Today is Friday my patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh dear…

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Such a week. Oh my goodness.

Dennis Rodman is now BFF with Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea…

Curly is our new Pentagon Chief…Larry is the Secretary of State and we’re just WAITING for MOE(HAMMAD) to lead the CIA!!!!

OUR Dictator…ala Saddam and Mommar…HAS BEEN RELEASING CRIMINALS FROM PRISONS.

THAT didn’t end well for those OTHER Dictators…Did it???

And SoloPower…YET ANOTHER COMPANY WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS IN THEIR POCKETS…is about to GO UNDER!!!

It’s a wonder we don’t ALL go screaming into the night isn’t it?

Well, somehow, we’ve survived another week of socialist stupidity and we need some laughs to maintain our sanity.

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Can we all move on now?

Now that the Pope has gone to do whatever retired Popes do?

Look, I KNOW he’s the first one to give his 2 weeks notice and then retire in 598 years so, those who were in charge of the retirement party were sort of…Caught napping but good grief…2 full weeks of LASTS after being the FIRST in 598 years was a little much..

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