STEP RIGHT UP FOR OL’ DOC OBAMA’S MIRACLE CURE

So…Obama now thinks algae is the answer to high gas prices. Algae. Is that going to be sold by the gallon or the pound? It’s important to know because I want to know if I calculate miles per gallon or miles per pound.

Pond scum.

Algae or Obama…Your choice.

We’re making new investments in the development of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel that’s actually made from a plant-like substance, algae – you’ve got a bunch of algae out here. If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, we’ll be doing alright. Believe it or not, we could replace up to 17 percent of the oil we import for transportation with this fuel that we can grow right here in America.

Pond scum.

Obama now says oil is a thing of the past. It’s passé, old hat, yesterday’s news.

“We’re not going to be able to just drill our way out of the problem of high gas prices. Anybody who tells you otherwise either doesn’t know what they’re talking about or they aren’t telling you the truth.”

So…WE’RE not going to be able to drill OUR way out of the problem of high gas prices.

Really.

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