A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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Apollo 11…The History of Our Future

By:Craig Andresen and Diane Sori / Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

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50 years ago, the timeline was impossible, the task nearly beyond comprehension, and the men who made history were extraordinary.

In a way, I feel sorry for anyone who is 50 years of age, or younger. Sure, they can read about it, or talk to folks who are even just slightly older than that about it, but they didn’t experience it, and it was an experience those of us who were young at the time, barely old enough to begin to understand such things will likely never forget.

July 20th, 1969, is what most remember as the date man first set foot on the Moon, but that’s not even close to when it started. To truly understand the time frame, one has to back themselves up through the Apollo program, before Gemini, and before Mercury. Go back to a point in time before being in space, before the breaking of the sound barrier, and even earlier than manned flight.

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Shifting Focus From Malaysia Back to Obama’s Malaise

pitch 1With the world focused on a missing Malaysian airliner and the dire consequences associated with its possible use…Nobody can be happier than Obama.

The news cycle, all 24 hours of it for the past 9 days, has centered on what happened to flight 370 and NONE of those 24 hours have been used to shine the light of truth on Obama.

It’s high time we use that particular spotlight.

While Russia and Putin were busy holding a mock referendum regarding the fate of Crimea and preparing their plans to take Ukraine into the old Soviet fold…

What exactly was Obama doing?

He was whining to Ryan Seacrest that he has been unfairly maligned for…

Wearing mom jeans.

Yes…You read that correctly.

“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans.”

“The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans. There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that. I got whacked pretty good. Since that time, my jeans fit very well.”

The Soviet Union is reforming under the boot of a former KGB agent and OUR Dictator wants to be cut some slack for wearing MOM JEANS???

They’re bad enough and to make it worse…

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