Posts Tagged ‘California’

Friday Fume

Friday, January 24th, 2014

Yet another week of obtuse liberal/socialist insanity is in the books and history will not treat it kindly.

I, on the other hand, will treat it with every last ounce of due respect it deserves.

The morons.

We’ll dispense with the quick hits this week and just…DIVE RIGHT IN to the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL…THE LIBERAL END!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Did ya hear about Wendy Davis…Texas’ own Abortion Barbie?

It seems a while back she was telling her life story during a Texas fillybuster.

FILLYBUSTER…

Its TEXAS…What do want for nothing?

Anyway…

As it turns out…If she wrote down THAT version of the Wendy Davis story…YOU WOULD FIND IT IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!

Having been caught fabricating her past…The overjoyed-at-the-notion-of-on-demand-abortion Davis, tried to calm the waters that are pulling her political career down the toilet by EXPLAINING that she might have…STRETCHED the truth a little.

That’s like saying CHRIS CHRISTIE STRETCHED THE WAISTBAND OF…

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Friday Fume

Friday, October 18th, 2013

Well, rather than a 3rd episode of GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FUMES…This week…We’re back to regular, garden variety liberal insanity.

Tuesday…In Pekin Illinois…26-year-old Adam Lester was arrested for doing…140 MPH…IN A 55MPH ZONE…ON A MOTORCYCLE…WITH A 16 YEAR OLD PASSENGER ON THE BACK!!!

I have no idea how they even CAUGHT the KAWASAKI COMET but…His explanation is what leads me to believe he is a liberal.

ADAM LESTER TOLD THE COPS HE WAS DRIVING SO FAST BECAUSE…HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!

I’m willing to bet that wasn’t a problem for his passenger.

Meanwhile…

Over on MSNBCommies…Morning Joe spend the batter part of 2 weeks…Calling the TEA PARTY a bunch of…ARSONISTS…HOSTAGE TAKERS…RANSOM DEMANDING RADICALS WITH BOMBS STRAPPED TO THEIR CHESTS and then had…BILL AYERS…THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND DOMESTIC TERRORIST FROM THE 1970’s ON AS A GUEST TO…SELL HIS NEW BOOK!!!!!

Maybe next week they’ll take a full day to remember MOTHER THERESA as a COLD HEARTED SHREW and then have CASEY ANTHONY ON TO PLUG HER NEW LIFETIME MOVIE OF THE WEEK!!!!!

And…

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Vote ONCE and Feel Free to Adjust Your Bra in the Men’s Room

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

The governor of North Carolina, Pat McCrory, signed a voter ID bill into law yesterday.

That bill makes it mandatory that one have in their possession, a photo ID in order to vote.

The new law is aimed at cracking down on and preventing voter fraud so as to preserve the standard, 1 person, 1 vote system.

Among other things, the North Carolina law requires a driver’s license, passport, veteran’s ID, tribal card starting with the 2016 elections. Student IDs are not an acceptable form of identification. The bill will also reduce early voting by a week, eliminate same-day registration, ends pre-registration for 16-and-17 year olds and provides FREE voter photo ID cards for those who don’t already have or cannot afford one of the above listed forms of acceptable ID.

Naturally, Governor McCrory is a conservative and naturally, the ACLU, the NAACP and other socialist organizations have filed suite over the new law claiming it violates everything from the constitution to the Civil Rights Act of 1965 and probably, Newton’s laws of gravity.

Meanwhile…

Over in California…

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Friday Fume

Friday, May 31st, 2013

Wow. What a week.

The problem is NOT finding things about which to fume but thining the herd to what I can fit into one week’s worth of space!!!

Adam Levine said “I hate this country,” on live TV then tried passing it off as a joke before attempting to apologize saying, “Obviously I love my country.”

Uh huh.

Ummm…There is, apparently, a new way to cure…Diarrhea…It’s called a…POOP TRANSPLANT…Where doctors take poop from someone else…MIX IT WITH WATER and…”DELIVER” it into the patient’s colon through a tube.

Poop mixed with water to cure diarrhea???

That IS DIARRHEA!!!!!

Seems to me if they’re looking for donors…DC IS FULL OF IT!!!!!

And Howard Dean says that “Republicans have been peddling [the Benghazi controversy] for a year and a half”

No wonder Jay Carney thinks Benghazi happened a LONG TIME AGO.

Well, we’ve finally reached the end of a LONG week and it’s time for a laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Massachusetts…THE most SOCIALIST state in the nation has a problem.

Over the last few years, Massachusetts has handed out $18 million in “questionable public assistance benefits.”

QUESTIONABLE???

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In a World Gone Mad…An Unlikely Hero???

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD world.

The guy who made a poor quality video about Muhammad sits in jail.

The guy who advocated the torture and painful, slow deaths of the U.S. military and their families…HE got to perform at the president’s Christmas party.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD world.

After Morsi declares himself a dictator, the Egyptian army is now taking control of “security” for an upcoming “election” regarding the new “constitution” which is to cement Morsi’s newly declared powers.

People by the hundreds of thousands are in the streets protesting the moves and what are WE doing???

We ARE SENDING Egypt…20 more brand new F-16 fighter jets!!!

Isn’t that special???

In Syria, Assad has mixed his deadly cocktails of nerve gas and the clock is ticking. In less than 60 days, that gas will become unstable and have to be destroyed. Raise your hands if you think Assad is going to let it sit without being used.

Obama said a month or 2 ago that should Assad MOVE his chemical weapons stockpiles…THAT would cross a red line and “something” would be done about it.

Well…He moved them AND mixed them and what did Obama do???

He moved the goal posts.

NOW…Obama says that should Assad USE those weapons…”Something” will be done because that’s where the NEW red line is today.

If he USES those weapons…Won’t it be too LATE to “do something” about it?

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Friday Fume

Friday, July 20th, 2012

Friends and Patriots…Today is a special Friday!!!

This is our 52nd FUME which means…NEXT Friday is The National Patriot’s 1 year anniversary!!!

Do you KNOW what that means???

THAT means that TOGETHER…We have survived a FULL YEAR’S worth of liberal INSANITY and to celebrate…I left a little video fun for ya at the end of this Fume!!!

So what do you say we strap ourselves in TIGHT and wrap this week up with yet ANOTHER review with ATTITUDE???

If you’re ready…SO AM I!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Say it’s not so…

Guess who’s ready to throw his pants back into the political ring???

ANTHONY WEINER!!!!

That’s right, THE PETER TWEETER wants to run for MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY!!!

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FDA Should Be Crying Over Spilled Milk

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

First, they went after the Amish…and spilled the milk.

Now they’ve gone after a private raw food group…and cut the cheese.

Watch out, all producers of natural food, the FDA nannies are on their way to plan a sting operation on your small family business! And we, the taxpayers, have paid for one-year investigations into these providers of raw products to knowledgeable and informed buyers!!

What I have learned from these raids is that it is legal to sell these raw products in 10 states, illegal in 11 and DC – but it is the Feds who enforce it through their thugs in the Food and Drug Administration! That means that even if you live in a state where it is legal, you get to foot the bill for these bureaucrats and their teams of law enforcement personnel to pose as purchasers for more than a year (“to gather evidence”) and then obtain warrants and raid Amish farms! Hmmmm – aren’t there more important uses for our taxpayer dollars and the time of our law enforcement officers?

And why, as consumers, are we being denied the right to eat what we want? I wonder how long it will be before they come knocking on our doors to inspect the contents of our refrigerators for contraband raw milk and fresh cheese…

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Let’s Trade California

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

By Patty Ewing Robichaud, July 28, 2011

I was born and grew up in the Los Angeles area of Southern California for the most part. There was a time when I believed Los Angeles was the center of the civilized universe with its diversity of people, landscapes (mountains to beaches), laid-back attitude, and temperate weather. Sure, there was smog some days, and the temperature would soar into the 100s every October – but it was tolerable. I didn’t even mind when people said California was the Granola State, full of fruits, nuts, and flakes!

Employment opportunities abounded, aerospace was setting us apart from the rest of the world, entertainment and amusement was always accessible, and everyone had a car. No matter how far you drive in Los Angeles, it seems to take over an hour – whether it is 10 miles or 50 – but you accept that as the price of being mobile!

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