Weather Weasels of the Apocalypse REJOICE!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on americanpbn.com

Now that Obama has ISIS contained…Paris, San Bernardino, most of the Middle East, a good portion of North Africa and areas of Europe along with various other places within the geographical boundaries of earth notwithstanding…the collective heads of state have turned their collective heads to more pressing matters.

WEATHER WEASELS OF THE APOCALYPSE…REJOICE…AS THEY HAVE SAVED OUR ORB FROM ITSELF!!!

That’s correct…a CLIMATE CHANGE deal has been reached and thus, for the first time since the creation of the 3rd rock from the sun, our climate will not change!!!

There was a standing ovation as the 195 countries involved in utter nonsense announced that a deal had been reached by which the world’s temperature would not rise by more than 2 degrees Celsius and fossil fuels would become obsolete.

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Global Warming vs The Great Pumpkin

‘By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

You Have GOT to be kiddpum 1ing me.

According to the ENERGY.GOV website…”At landfills, MSW (municipal solid waste) decomposes and eventually turns into methane—a harmful greenhouse gas that plays a part in climate change, with more than 20 times the warming effect of carbon dioxide (CO2).”

What the Obama regime’s Department of Energy is talking about here are two things…pumpkins and farts. The MSW to which they refer are this year’s left over Jack-o-lanterns which, when thrown away, decompose and turn into methane…more commonly known as…FARTS and PUMPKIN FARTS, according to Obama’s Department of Crap That Doesn’t Matter…lead to GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Some Jack-o-Jerk in that department wrote the following: “With the passing of Halloween, millions of pounds of pumpkins have turned from seasonal decorations to trash destined for landfills, adding to more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste produced in the United States every year. This Halloween, think of turning this seasonal waste into energy as a very important ‘trick’ that can have a positive environmental and energy impact.”

Seriously…they ARE kidding…right?

No, no they are not.

Back to their inane, obtuse cyber-blather…

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To Obama…Freedom is a Bigger Threat Than Iran

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

threat 1I think it’s time to put a few things regarding the Obama regime into perspective given recent events and while this will, no doubt, bring about the ire of liberals, they just can’t argue against the facts.

Let’s begin…

According to the Obama regime’s FEMA director, W. Craig Fugate, neither Cleveland and Tulsa counties in Oklahoma, ravaged by tornados just a couple of weeks ago, deserve federal tax dollars to assist individuals and businesses in rebuilding efforts.

Governor Mary Fallin is looking for other avenues to cope with the disasters that have devastated that region of the state including assistance from the U.S. Small Business Administration though she shouldn’t be holding her breath.

The nation should take note of this because, on the off chance YOUR town, homes or businesses get torn up due to a natural disaster doesn’t mean that you, under the Obama regime, have any right to taxpayer funded assistance.

Those applying for relief from FEMA must be considered a threat to Obama and his regime who have other plans for our taxpayer dollars.

Let’s move along…

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Liberals Have the MAD COW Over Ebola

COW 1It was bound to happen.

Sooner or later, the proof that liberals suffer from mad cow disease would surface and, now we have it.

Ebola.

On Friday, the Dictator did what any left thinking ass hat would do to ease people’s undue panic over Ebola.

He named an EBOLA CZAR because, as everybody is aware, Czars have a long history of fixing things.

So…who IS our czar savior from the rampaging wild Ebolas?

Why…it’s none other than the FIRST person anybody would THINK of for such an important position. It’s the name that virtually LEAPS to mind when our health is at risk.

Ron Klain of course.

Ron Klain…oh come on…KLAIN…RON KLAIN!!!

I know what you’re wondering. Just who in THE hell is RON…FRIGGIN’ KLAIN??? He’s an…ummmmm…attorney. Naturally…but not just ANY garden variety ambulance chaser…oh NO…THIS Ron Klain used to be the chief of staff for…

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Friday Fume

fume 1Well…leave it to that ever-so hard-hitting news organization, AOL to boldly ask the earth-shattering questions of the earth-shatteringly stupid liberals around us.

AOL ace journalist, Carey Reilly stood firm and asked some LaLa land loon, Paul Wesley from “Vampire Diaries” why, in fact, he named his cat…”CAT???”

This idiot’s answer should make the world a better place. “I guess I’m making a statement against humanizing cats. I named the cat Whiskey first, because it has long whiskers and I also like drinking whiskey. But then it just seemed cheesy to me. So I went back to Cat and now it’s just Cat.”

Here’s MY in depth question…WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE HUMANIZING LIBERAL DIPWADS BY NAMING THEM…PAUL WESLEY???

Ya see how much crap I have to sift through just to get to the liberal insanity that MATTERS???

Save your computers and put down your beverage of choice. Patriot friends…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy…guess what?

The polar bears are dying again or, at least they’re in danger of dying again.

Remember, about ten years ago when Al “global warming” Gore told us that polar bears were all gonna die because we were driving SUV’s and using aerosol deodorants and all the ice was melting because of it? You remember, the polar bears were all going to drown.

Well, the exact same conditions are in place right now that caused that blow-hard blow hole to issue his dire warnings but, what nobody told you back then is that those bears were NOT starving because of global WARMING but…

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Friday Fume

fume 1Oh man, oh man…we’ve actually made it to the end of another week of liberal insanity and, before I get to the MEAT of the socialist crap burger…allow me to impart a small byproduct of it to you.

In Illinois…where people are mired in all manner of liberal devastation from debt and overspending to corruption and violence…the state House Committee has put forth the idea that ILLINOIS TAXPAYERS should CHOKE UP…$100 MILLION DOLLARS to build the…

Barack Hussein oh blow it out your ASS…PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and mosque.

Well…That should make it the world’s most expensive OUTHOUSE BASEMENT ever constructed.

Patriot friends…It’s Friday and in case you haven’t guessed…

I’m fuming.

The National September 11th Memorial Museum is set to open to the public next month and wouldn’t ya just know it…there’s a gaggle on numb-nuts that are blathering about a film that’s to be shown there because…they’re afraid it might upset the Islamists and Jihadis.

And we all know what the Jihadis and Islamists do when they get their head diapers in a wad…

THEY COMMIT ACTS OF TERRORISM LIKE…FLYING PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND KILLING ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE!!!

The…DOCUMENTARY…

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Friday Fume

fume 1Well of all the…

Really?

$400,000.00 of OUR money…TAXPAYER dollars…Are about to be spent on WHAT…Exactly???

A CAMEL statue?

It’s only a one humper too.

And it’s not going to be placed in some fancy east coast art museum or on the Washington mall. Nooooooooo…

IT’S GOING TO BE IN…PAKISTAN!!!!!

The 500-pound, fiberglass, aluminum, stainless-steel, acrylic and painted white monstrosity is called…

Get this…

“CAMEL CONTEMPLATING A NEEDLE!!!!!”

So…Who’s bright idea is THIS???

THE UNITED STATES STATE DEPARTMENT and…THEY’RE GONNA PUT IT OUTSIDE THE U.S. EMBASSY IN ISLAMABAD!!!!!

Of all the ISLAM-a-BAD IDEAS…IT’S RIGHT OUT OF THE NEW TESTAMENT AND…YOU KNOW HOW THE ISLAM-O-BOMBERS FEEL ABOUT THE NEW TESTAMENT!!!!

And you wonder why MAHMOUD KABOOM is gonna get all ALALALALALALALALA over this thing???

Because…

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Summer in Antarctica – An EPIC Global Warming FAIL

You can tell and TELL liberals that shooting themselves in the foot isn’t a good idea but do they LISTEN???

Nope.

Over and over again they seem hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make them learn.

Case in point…

For a week now, a gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…

STUCK in the ANTARCTIC ICE…

Waiting for rescue.

Why are they there???

TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!!

They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.

Oh…

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Friday Fume

My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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Today’s Students are Tomorrow’s Jaywalkers

For the better part of 4 decades, socialists, UNION socialists, have been in charge of the nation’s government school children.

Those are YOUR children.

For at least 20 years, there has been a concerted effort to DUMB DOWN those government indoctrinated little mental sponges.

It’s been working.

What we have today, in our classrooms, is dumbed down kids who have become “teachers.”

Now, the DUMB are making kids DUMBER…FASTER.

After all…How can socialists “fundamentally transform” a once great nation into a Dictator led CANDY STORE where all the public’s wants and needs are supplied TO them BY the government if KIDS are…Well…EDUCATED???

Ummm…Socialists…It’s not a trick question…

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