Fake News Takes Aim at RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS

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By: Diane Sori and Craig Andresen / Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week, liberals, the fake news mainstream media and a proscribed terrorist organization decided to use RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS, myself and Diane Sori and our respective bolgs, The National Patriot and The Patriot Factor as weapons with which to attempt to assassinate the character of a very, very good man…Congressman Brian Mast of Florida.

On Tuesday night, Congressman Mast was our special guest on RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS, where we spoke to the Congressman about his bid for a second term in the House, his campaign, how he connects with his constituents, working his way through the swamp and a number of other things.

We did not talk to Congressman Mast about Islam…and even the fake news mainstream media, the Hill, and even CAIR acknowledged that as a fact, but it didn’t stop them from doing what they do best…

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Trump’s Strength vs Obama’s Weakness…C’est la vie

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week, Hussein Obama delivered a speech in Johannesburg, South Africa, and while not mentioning President Trump by name, obviously aimed his comments at him.

At best, the speech was obtuse.

“Look around. Strongman politics are ascendant suddenly, whereby elections and some pretense of democracy are maintained, the form of it, but those in power seek to undermine every institution or norm that gives democracy meaning.”

With all due disrespect intended…not every leader of the Free World can be as weak, and as ineffectual as Hussein was during the 8 years of his regime…and good leaders don’t even want to try.

Hussein said that “strongman politics” is on the move. “It’s on a move at a pace that would have seemed unimaginable just a few years ago. I’m not being alarmist; I’m simply stating the facts.”

In a way, Hussein is correct…

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Ramadan…A Fast with a Menu

By: Craig Andresen and Diane Sori / American Political Radio

Author’s note: every people needs a sense of humor and that includes muslims. And to that affect we offer you a snarky look at Ramadan…now don’t come looking to chop off our heads

Muslim husband to wife as dawn approaches: “I think I’ll have to brush my teeth ONE more time.”
Muslim wife to husband: “So stop fasting already.”

Ramadan…not really a holiday per se as it’s just the name of a month…a month that actually revolves around food or should we say a muslim’s self-perceived lack thereof. Ramadan…a month where muslims are ‘supposed’ to remember the needy and poor by giving to charity…after all when one thinks of islamists one naturally thinks of charity now doesn’t one. And aside from the garb most islamic men wear, they really don’t have much in common with Mother Teresa.

Ramadan is also a month where muslims ‘supposedly’ get spiritually closer to allah. You know allah…the made up deity conceived via an epileptic seizure anointed by Muhammad to be islam’s god…a god who commands death to those not following his ideological manifesto…sura and verse.

And when this ‘supposed’ month of reverence and piety ends…a month where fasting is a must-do…Eid then begins. Eid…a three day long “chow-down” consisting of eating a “huge dinner” with family and friends…which by the way is done every night while ‘fasting’ during Ramadan…and where the faithful give gifts of candy and money to their many many many…many many many many…children birthed by islam’s allowed up to four wives.

And while during Eid it’s mandatory to dress up in one’s party best… muslim women now happily take off their black burka ‘garbage bags’ and put on their dark gray or midnight blue ones…an islamic version of a month’s worth of casual Fridays.

Ramadan…a month of spiritual rules and must-dos including fasting from dawn to dusk…with food and drinking liquids being a definite no-no…with smoking and having sex not allowed as well…means the goats, sheep, and camels are very happy this month. And while those who are “ill, elderly, pregnant, breastfeeding, diabetic, menstruating, or traveling” are not required to fast, those who do fast have no idea what the word ‘fasting’ actually means.

Fasting to muslims during Ramadan means food and drinks are only allowed before dawn and after dusk…as in they can freely eat for roughly 12 hours a day…making the concept of fasting but a joke. It’s the difference between “I’m so busy at the office I’ll have to skip lunch”…and…”Hi, my name is Ghandi.”

Skipping lunch is not fasting for when one is allowed to pack on the proverbial “feed bag”for 12 hours a day one tends to be fatter at the end of Ramadan than one was when Ramadan began.

And all that extra weight must truly drive muslims crazy for fasting during Ramadan is ‘supposedly’ a spiritual cleansing…a cleansing to make one even more pious…so it’s no wonder muslims are so crabby at the end of their fast. Being seriously stuffed to the gills by the end of the month…way more than they are during the rest of the year…makes it so much harder to make bombs that go boom and to pray with ones butt pointed up in the air lest CCR’s “Bad Moon Rising” replace the more traditional muslim call to prayers.

And with said fast comes the obligation that sinful behavior negates the fast and as such is ‘verboten’ during Ramadan…sinful behavior as in no fighting…except in self-defense that is. But with Ramadan each year actually showing a statistical increase in violence we guess that means it’s still okay to blow something or someone up or to rape a camel or a goat that might be attacking you..after all skipping lunch does tend to cloud one’s judgment…something allah will surely understand.

And then there’s the sinful behavior of lying which also negates fasting’s ‘supposed’ rewards. So the faithful must truly be in a quandary for if lying during Ramadan is also truly ‘verbotin’ how can it be that at the same time the qur’an commands taqiyya as a must do…24/7-365 taqiyya in fact…but thanks to granola bars and deli counter ham sandwiches we infidels are a hardy bunch not so easy to take down.

No lunch…no snacks…for 12 hours does get to one I guess.

Now as to the word Ramadan itself, which comes from the Arabic root word, “ar-Ramad,” notice that one cannot spell Ramadan, ar-Ramad, or for that matter “Muhammad” without including the word “mad”…the very word which tells everything one really needs to know regarding the true meaning of Ramadan.

And that alone might be why muslim women excused from obligatory fasting should they happen to be menstruating, brings to the fore just how mad a muslim woman with PMS must be.

Now to be exact, the month-long period of fasting for those muslims who don’t have the sniffles… which is only mandatory between dawn and dusk…sees fatwas being issued declaring that those millions upon millions of “refujihadis” who have migrated to places with such natural phenomenon as the midnight sun or polar night…should follow the timetable of Mecca.

That of course throws off the whole daylight savings time thing, as the thriving populations of muslims at both the North and South Poles must set their watches all the way back to the 7th century. That said, we have watched nearly every National Geographic documentary regarding the land of polar bears and the land of penguins, and have yet to notice even a single garbage bag wearing or self-detonating head down, ass up follower of the manifesto.

There is a natural reason for that, by the way, as no camels, goats or donkeys can be found at either pole, and penguins are too hard to hold onto. And those muslims who try to mate with polar bears quickly become polar poop…as the great white bears don’t observe Ramadan and thus…no fasting for them.

Now then on the off chance that any muslim would inexplicably find him or herself at either the North or South Pole during Ramadan, the more commonly accepted opinion is that in those areas they should follow the timetable of the closest country to them in which night can be distinguished from day.

This of course means that the best bet for Eskimuslim men or women is simply to claim they are traveling or menstruating, and head for the all-you-can-eat barbarian buffet.

Beware however, should you be a muslim in a country where night and day are clearly marked, which would obviously include all your various Buttcrackistans, because a failure to fast during Ramadan may well be considered a crime.

Take Algeria as an example…back in October 2008 the court of Biskra condemned six people to four years in prison and heavy fines because one of those guys ate a lone ‘booger’…and according to a 1968 law in Kuwait, the penalty for eating during Ramadan is roughly 100 Dinars and no more than a month in jail.

Over in the UAE however, eating while the sun shines during the month of fasting is considered a minor offense and the snacking muslim offender is usually sentenced to something like 150 hours of community service…which of course begs the question…what in the wide, wide world of islamists constitutes “community service?”

In the civilized world community service would include things like picking up litter in the park, washing graffiti off the sides of buildings or working at the local soup kitchen, but in the UN-civilized muslim world (and take note that you can’t spell uncivilized without U.N.), one can easily suppose that community service would include chores such as…

Working in bomb disposal…

Performing at the local Islamic karaoke bar…

Or picking up trash along the highway.

Things are a bit different for muslims in Saudi Arabia however, and getting caught with a mouthful or sipping a tall cool glass of anything wet during Ramadan could very well get one flogged, sent off to prison or if the offending muslim happens to be from some other islamic nation…such as the North or South Pole…they could be deported as well.

In proper perspective the punishments for breaking the rules of anything but a strict fast during Ramadan seems pretty stiff stuff…so why not just get to the heart of the matter and send the well hydrated and/or anything but malnourished rogue jihadis to bed without their dinner?

Doesn’t that seem more appropriate?

ISIS, naturally, has warped the whole thing from a month long al-Jazera sponsored muslim mattress marathon sale into a time to launch attacks all over the world…which when one thinks about it is exactly the same thing ISIS does when it’s not Ramadan so who really can tell the difference?

So…islam being not really a religion has a holiday which is not a day but a month during which practitioners fast on Thanksgiving sized meals as long as it’s dark outside. During ‘ramalamadingdong’ muslims are supposed to engage in charity, which they rarely if ever do, and some are encouraged to step up the violence which they always seem to do anyway.

Frankly, there really doesn’t seem to be any difference between the month of Ramadan and the other eleven months on their calendar save for skipping lunch, but since muslims make a big who-ha over it…the least we could do is recognize the abject obliqueness of it all, and so in an effort to assist in the annual Ramadan celebration, we at RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS have come up with a sentiment for a new line of ‘Happy Ramadan’ greeting cards…

We Know You’re Islamic, and Therefore Barbaric,
and Hungry and Thirsty as well…
May Your Bombs Go Off Early,
Your Virgins be Burly,
And there be Nothing But Bacon in Hell.

Happy Ramadan to the ‘so-called’ religion of peace.

Copyright @ 2018 Craig Andresen and Diane Sori / Right Side Patriots / All Rights Reserved.

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The Deal is Dead…Now, Arrest John Kerry

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

On Monday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders was asked by some short bus riding liberal member of the mainstream media about whether or not the Trump administration would be taking any advice from former Secretary of State John Kerry on the Iran nuclear deal.

Her response was epic…

“I don’t think that we would take advice from somebody who created what the president sees to be one of the worst deals ever made. I’m not sure why we would start listening to him now.”

John Kerry…that’s private citizen John Kerry…

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Syria…A War In The Shadows

By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori / Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Misinformation is a key strategic component of any battle plan. George Washington knew this as being the nature of war in regards to the public and the press.

The war in Syria has for many years been classified by both the mainstream media and by politicians at large as the Syrian Civil War, but nothing could be further from the truth for the fact is that the civil war in Syria is a proxy war being waged by just about everybody except the Syrians themselves.

To fully understand this concept one must first know the players involved in what’s happening inside Syria and why they are so engaged.

And while we hear daily about the “rebels” who are trying to oust duly-electd Bashar al-Assad from power, know that for the most part those “rebels” are not all Syrians per se but are outsiders being driven and financed by entities outside of Syria.

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Syria…Beyond the Red Line

By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori / Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

War is a dirty game replete with casualties. Collateral damage…as in civilian deaths…is part of the nature of war, but when it’s children who die only then does the world mourn. And when those children are gassed and die gasping for breath only then does it seem that the world get a conscience and a will to fight back.

“The evil and the despicable attack left mothers and fathers, infants and children, thrashing in pain and gasping for air. These are not the actions of a man; they are crimes of a monster instead,” President Trump said upon hearing that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad had once again (allegedly) used chemical weapons against innocent civilians.

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Hillary’s Paul Revere Moment

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING…THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

That, according to the current wife of Monica Lewinski’s former boyfriend who, in a tweet on February 28th had her very own Paul Revere moment when she took to social media to proclaim…

“I say this as a former Secretary of State and as an American: the Russians are still coming. Our intelligence professionals are imploring Trump to act. Will he continue to ignore & surrender, or protect our country?”

In Revere’s case, it was one if by land, two if by sea…in Hillary’s case, one can suppose instead of lanterns in an old church steeples…its interns under Bill’s desk.

First of all…oh, really?

Second of all…oh, good grief….

And third off…

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True Colors and Seething Hatred

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

President Trump’s first State of the Union Address was, to put it mildly, amazing. To hear that sort of respect for the members of our military, both past and present…to hear that sort of respect for our country, and for our allies, and that sort of hard line approach to our nation’s enemies… It was refreshing.

I was, after the 8 years of the Obama regime, hoping, perhaps with expectations set too high, for a positive, straight forward, and powerful message from our President, and to be quite frank about it…I was shocked by how far my expectations were exceeded.

Congressional liberals, on the other hand were…even for them…shockingly, repugnant.

There were plenty of great take-aways from that Address, but what, I believe, will stick with me the longest, was the loathsome behavior of liberals in that chamber.

When President Trump spoke of the respect our flag deserves…

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The Craziest Democrat Strategy Yet

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to Neil Sroka, a liberal activist and spokesmouth for “Democracy for America,” which sounds suspiciously like “Organizing for America,” the 2018 strategy for his party’s midterm success should include the impeachment of President Trump.

Here’s exactly what he said…

“Democrats should run on an inclusive, populist agenda of free college and paid family leave, but shouldn’t shy away from supporting impeachment.”

Oh…please make that the foremost plank in the liberal/socialist party strategy.

PLEASE!!!

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Lessons Learned from Liberals in 2017

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

History is a funny thing isn’t it?

It has often been said that those who fail to learn the lessons of history, are doomed to repeat it, and that much is certainly true.

President Ronald Reagan once said, “The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

That too is very true.

So…now that 2017 is history, and because liberals are liberals, perhaps it’s time to have a look at just what lessons we learned from those who “know so much that isn’t so.”

To begin our history lesson…

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