Liberal BS and the Farting Cows of Doom

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The liberal agenda is all BS. 100 percent, absolute, undeniable bullcrap…and I believe that I can prove it.

Honestly, I don’t give a happy damn what plank from their agenda you care to bring up…I can show you how liberals have taken both sides of the issue when it suits them…and many times, they take both sides at the same time.

Sure it’s tricky. You have to be accomplished, pathological liars to do it. You have to be the absolute definition of hypocritical to pull it off, and you must, and I mean MUST have no shame…but we’re talking about liberals here so…

It goes without saying that liberals hate President Trump, and they hate Conservatives who support President Trump. Liberals also hate opinions that not fall into line with their own opinions.

Liberals hate religion, law enforcement, guns…people who own guns and large sodas.

The list of things liberals hate is far too long to compile here, but suffice it to say…liberals are indeed a hateful bunch and yet, they portray themselves as…

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Damn the Roses…This is the Socialist Derby

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

AND…they’re off…in more ways than one.

The liberal’s horse race for the White House is under way. Let’s call it the Socialist Derby and issue an immediate apology to the great state of Kentucky for purloining their moniker.

The problem is, all the liberal horses are running backwards. Have you ever seen a horse running backwards? It’s awkward, to say the least, and amusing at best. What it amounts to is watching one horse’s ass trying to get out front of the rest of the horses asses to see which horse’s ass can get to the glue factory last.

It’s not much fun for the horses…it’s gonna be sad for liberals who have their bets placed…but it’s gonna be a hoot for we spectators on the right side of the bleachers.

To fully understand the nature of this race, we’ll have to size up just a few of the horses asses in the running. Trust me…there are simply too many horses asses in this race to deal with all of them…which would require writing a book rather than an article, and I just don’t have time to write a book so let’s start with…

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Who Really Lynched Jussie Smollett?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge.

Picture, if you will, a gay black man walking home from a sandwich shop in Chicago…a city run by liberals…at 2am. Suddenly, that black man is allegedly assaulted by two white men, wearing red hats and masks, who put a noose around his neck, hurl racial and gay slurs at him, punch him and tell him that he’s in MAGA country before disappearing into the night while neither robbing him, or taking his sandwich.

It is a very disturbing scene but know this…

You have just entered…

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Liberals…Victims of Their Own Desperation

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Liberals are growing more desperate by the day, but the desperation didn’t start yesterday. In many cases, it is hard, if not impossible to pinpoint the nexus of desperation. Most often, desperation is a progression between cause and effect…it is something that sets in over time, and circumstances.

That is not the case with the sort of liberal desperation we are seeing, and let’s be honest in this…we can trace the nexus of it to a specific point in time, and a specific event.

The sort of liberal desperation we see day in and day out now, the desperation that is growing more convoluted by the day if not by the hour had a very specific moment of origin.

The date was…May 3rd, 2016…

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The Case for the Wall – Exhibit A

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Just imagine having elected leaders standing in front of a bank of American flags telling the nation that they are opposed to protecting and defending not only our nation, but the American people.

You don’t have to imagine it…it happened.

Just six years ago, Nancy Pelosi supported the building of 700 miles of border wall, and she was not alone. Far from it in fact.

Back then, congressional democrats were nearly unanimous in their support of such a wall.

Six short years ago, while Hussein Obama occupied the Oval Office, no less than Chuckles Schumer and Dickie Durbin had THIS to say regarding 700 miles of border wall…“Not later than 180 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary [of Homeland Security] shall establish . . . the ‘Southern Border Fencing Strategy,’ to identify where 700 miles of fencing (including double-layer fencing) . . . should be deployed along the Southern border.”

Oh, my…

That was in relation to the Gang of 8 bill which also made something else quite clear…

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A Rapper’s Hell Hole Delight

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I don’t know about the rest of you…but when I feel the need to gain a clear, concise understanding of things…and when I say “things” I mean…you know…stuff…I shut down the radio, turn off the TV, and step away from any and all of my run of the mill sources and go directly, with great alacrity to…

Instagram.

Once on instragram…I begin looking for the correspondents who always seem to have THE best grip on all the things…and by “things” I mean stuff…that affects us all…

Celebrities.

And among the legions of celebrities who populate Instagram, there exists a sub-category where wisdom is found which rivals that purported to reside in Hindu sages who sit atop the mountains of Tibet…

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The Wall: Dollars and Common Sense

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to David Cicilline, a liberal congressman from Rhode Island, President Trump’s proposed border wall, “is a colossal waste for money.”

That said…it’s been the better part of 35 years since I took junior high algebra, and to be honest, it was not my best subject. I didn’t see the need for it. In fact, my algebra teacher once asked me, in front of the entire class, why I had such a hard time grasping algebra.

My response was simple…

I told her that I used NUMBERS for MATH…and LETTERS for SPELLING. While that snarky line drew scorn from my algebra teacher, it elicited everything from snickers to full-on laughs from my classmates but that’s not the point…

The point is…one doesn’t have to jump through mathematical hoops, flaming or otherwise, to get to the heart of the abject stupidity of Cicilline’s statement. In fact, all one has to do is apply…not common core…but common sense to it.

Okay…let’s get after this…

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Too Many Liberals…Not Enough Squirrels

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Tuesday, at Orlando International Airport, is where an unidentified passenger tried to take something onto a plane, and the airline told the woman…no way.

The woman was about to fly from Orlando to Cleveland on a Frontier Airlines flight and in a small tote, she had something that the airline told her she could NOT keep on board.

To be fair, the woman, when she paid for her ticket online, did add that she would be traveling with…a support animal. People travel with support animals all the time. Some people have emotional support dogs…others have, perhaps, an emotional support cat.

Whatever the case…most airlines allow most support animals to fly with their emotionally needy people, but…when this woman got on board, and the Frontier Airline flight attendant saw her emotional support animal…she was told that she could not…no way, no how…remain on the plane with an emotional support…

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Circus Cannons, Guatermelons and the Law

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

How anyone can be 6 feet, 8 inches tall and exist without a spine is quite beyond my comprehension, but somehow James Comey is still walking upright, so one can suppose it is possible.]

Late last week, the backboneless coward Comey traveled to Ireland and let loose his truest feelings regarding the United States when he told a crowd that upon entering the Emerald Isle, he and his wife wanted to tell customs that they were from Canada, because…and I’ll quote the giant invertebrate here…

“My wife and I were joking, not really joking; we wanted to tell the people on the customs line coming here that we were Canadian. And we were joking but it’s funny because it reveals a truth: I’m ashamed.”

Naturally, Comey was talking about the policy of separating illegal alien kids from their illegal alien parents at our southern border, and he added…

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Liberals Defending the Indefensible

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week, President Donald J. Trump was in a round table discussion regarding sanctuary cities and immigration policy when Fresno County California Sheriff Margaret Mims brought up the violent gang Mara Salvatrucha, better known as MS-13.

Mims stated, “There could be an MS-13 member I know about — if they don’t have a certain threshold, I cannot tell [Immigration and Customs Enforcement] about it.”

At that point, President Trump stated…

“We have people coming into the country, or trying to come in — and we’re stopping a lot of them — but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are. These aren’t people. These are animals. And we’re taking them out of the country at a level and at a rate that’s never happened before.”

But…

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