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Screw the Propaganda…It’s SOCIALISMCARE

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

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Last week, Nancy Pelosi scolded some hapless reporter for using the term, “Obamacare.”

AFFORDABLE Care Act the old bat insisted.

“AFFORDABLE…affordable…affordable…

Affordable…AFFORDABLE. The “Affordable” Care Act.”

She repeated it and repeated it in the face of all reality because, even SHE knew that linking such an abject disaster to the Dictator was and is a pariah to her party which gave me pause to coin a new and more accurate moniker for the wretched boil.

The boil being Obamacare and not Pelosi who is something more of a hemorrhoid than a boil but, I digress.

Socialismcare.

That is exactly what it is and what I shall now be calling it.

Socialismcare being only the tip of the Dictator’s iceberg.

Anyway…

About a week ago, Kathleen Sebelius was asked about the prospect of rising socialismcare premiums and her response was classic.

“The increases are far less significant than what they were prior to the Affordable Care Act.”

Ask her how many people have signed up for socialismcare and Sebelius will give you and exact number.

Ask Sebelius how many of THOSE dupes have actually PAID for their socialismcare premiums and she’ll tell you she has no way, at this time, of knowing.

How many YOUNG, HEALTHY people have signed up and paid THEIR money for those who are older and less healthy?

Surprise of all surprises…

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Friday Fume

Friday, March 21st, 2014

fume 4Oh what a week this has been.

Liberal March madness is what I call it.

What is WRONG with these people anyway???

We’ve got news of a SCHOOL TEACHER in England who has DEMANDED a student REMOVE a HELP FOR HEROES WRIST BAND that he wears for the murdered Lee Rigby…In case it might OFFEND A MUSLIM!!!

We’re talking about people who are followers of a PEDOPHILE and there’s a teacher out there who is afraid they’ll be offended by a WRISTBAND?????

Ketchup Boy Kerry was in LONDON a few days ago announcing SANCTIONS against a few Russians nobody’s ever heard of and he went WAY out of his way to make it clear to Putin that we were NOT THREATENING him and that the sanctions were, “NOTHING PERSONAL!!!”

Does he really think there’s a SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN A TOASTER OVEN that PUTIN was gonna feel PERSONALLY THREATENED by the CANCELLATIONS OF 6 SOVIET DIPLOMATS LIBRARY CARDS???

And…

INSURANCE COMPANIES are now saying that your already UNAFFORDABLE “affordable” care act premiums will most likely DOUBLE next year because…NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR THE CRAP…OF THOSE WHO ARE SIGNING UP…NOT ENOUGH ARE PAYING AND…ONLY 11% OF THOSE WHO DIDN’T HAVE INSURANCE BEFORE Obamacrap want anything to DO with Obamacrap!!!

Gee…We never saw THAT coming did we???

Anyway…It’s Friday and, time to let it out…

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Obama – If You LIKE Your Internet, You Can KEEP It.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2014

icann 1If you’re reading this article today, you are doing so via a system created and protected by, of all things, the U.S. government.

I know…

The same entity that couldn’t even build a website has, since its inception, kept the internet safe and free but, one shouldn’t confuse the current regime with the government as a whole and, there is something else that has made government “control” of the internet a viable and workable situation.

The United States government, because of the foresight of Newt Gingrich when he was in the house, has maintained a strict HANDS OFF policy where the worldwide web has been concerned.

THAT is about to change.

THIS REGIME, UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE DICTATOR OBAMA, HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE INTERNET, LOCK, STOCK AND DOMAIN NAMES, WILL BE HANDED OVER TO THE GLOBALIST COMMUNITY!!!

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, or…ICANN will soon be controlling everything regarding internet traffic.

This is more than dangerous.

This is nothing less than putting virtually all communications between free thinking people into the hands of those who DEPLORE free thinking.

And, in true Obama regime mode…

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Shifting Focus From Malaysia Back to Obama’s Malaise

Monday, March 17th, 2014

pitch 1With the world focused on a missing Malaysian airliner and the dire consequences associated with its possible use…Nobody can be happier than Obama.

The news cycle, all 24 hours of it for the past 9 days, has centered on what happened to flight 370 and NONE of those 24 hours have been used to shine the light of truth on Obama.

It’s high time we use that particular spotlight.

While Russia and Putin were busy holding a mock referendum regarding the fate of Crimea and preparing their plans to take Ukraine into the old Soviet fold…

What exactly was Obama doing?

He was whining to Ryan Seacrest that he has been unfairly maligned for…

Wearing mom jeans.

Yes…You read that correctly.

“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans.”

“The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans. There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that. I got whacked pretty good. Since that time, my jeans fit very well.”

The Soviet Union is reforming under the boot of a former KGB agent and OUR Dictator wants to be cut some slack for wearing MOM JEANS???

They’re bad enough and to make it worse…

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Weekend Edition: Flight 370′s Fate is Sealed

Sunday, March 16th, 2014

370 1There is a great deal more that we don’t know regarding the vanished Malaysian flight 370 than what we do know but, what we do know is disturbing to say the least.

We know that the flight departed Kuala Lumpur  on time, with 227 passengers and 12 crew onboard.

We know that 2 of those passengers were Iranian traveling on stolen passports with one way tickets and, that at least one passenger was a Chinese Uighur (translated to Chinese follower of a muslim terrorist organization) while 20 were, reportedly, high tech electrical engineers who had connections to the United States Department of Defense.

I’ll get back to those 2 Iranians shortly and trust me, disturbing doesn’t begin to cover it.

We know the plane was bound for Beijing and that, sometime after clearing Malaysian air space, the pilots said “Goodnight” and then…Somebody on the flight deck, for some reason, turned off the transponders.

We also know, via the Malaysian military, that flight 370 then deviated from its intended path, turned to the west and flew back over the Malaysian peninsula where, according to a 3rd source of transponder, it gained altitude to near 45 thousand, well above the plane’s optimal flight level and then, dropped to 23 thousand…Well below its normal cruising altitude.

After that, while either flying to the northwest or, possibly to the south, southeast, that 3rd device, ACARS, the one that sent data directly from the Rolls Royce engines via satellite, THAT transponder was also shut down.

Let me briefly explain how these transponders are shut down.

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Friday Fume

Friday, March 14th, 2014

Well, friends and Patriots…Another week has come and gone.

Malaysia has lost a plane and…

LIBERALS KEEP RIGHT ON LOSING THEIR MINDS!!!!!

Let’s skip the quick hitters this time and head straight for the knot-headed behavior of the left side of the aisle.

Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Apparently…

ALL the other problems in the world have been TAKEN CARE OF and the ONLY thing now holding women back is being called bossy.

According to Facebook’s  COO, Sheryl Sandberg, little girls are somehow scarred for life if they are called…Bossy and women…WOMEN…Just can’t reach their true potential if THEY are called…

BOSSY.

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP but, like flies to manure…LIBERALS are now buzzing around trying to actually BAN the word…BOSSY!!!

According to liberals…being called BOSSY is a form of LABELING and…”BEING LABELED…MATTERS!!!”

Oddly…It hasn’t stopped LIBERALS from labeling those who don’t flock toward SOCIALISM as “ANGRY MOBS, TERRORISTS, HOSTAGE TAKERS, VIOLENT, RACISTS and CERTIFIABLY INSANE!!!”

These idiots claim that, by middle school, little girls are less interested in LEADERSHIP and the REASON they are less interested is because…THEY ARE AFRAID THEY WILL BE CALLED…BOSSY!!!

“BAN BOSSY” is now the liberal cry.

“BAN BOSSY!!!!!!!”

I don’t know about you but…DEMANDING  the word…BOSSY…be banned seems to be pretty…

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Designed and Destined to Fail – Obamacare is On Target

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Just because the Dictator issued his 30 somethingish Obamacare delay, without congressional action, to stave off the further disaster which will undoubtedly befall Americans until HE is off the throne in 2016…Don’t you believe for one blink of an eye that this will forestall the disaster fixing to befall liberals seeking seats in the house and the senate.

The momentum is surely building for those who know exactly what a turd in the punchbowl Obamacare really is.

There are numbers…Hard and fast numbers, that fly in the face of this regime’s claims.

So far, only 1 out of 10 Americans who were uninsured BEFORE Oct. 1st, 2013, have signed up for socialism in the 5 plus months SINCE that now, infamous date.

1…Out of…10.

Of those uninsured on the go date of Obamacare…Survey’s show that only about 50% have indicated they will even have a LOOK at Obamacare.

Those state run Obamacare sites we were told were THE place to go for socialism are now being exposed as state operated disasters. Maryland’s site, which was ballyhooed as sporting the least expensive Obamacare crap in the marketplace spent more than 200 MILLION dollars ON their site and have, so far, only claimed 38,000 “enrollees” of which oly 20,000 have actually PAID for their insurance.

That means, including a good deal of FEDERAL TAXPAYER DOLLARS…Maryland has spent something like $200,000.00 PER paid up socialist.

On the other side of the nation…

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Obama’s Free-Range, Illegal Alien Decree

Tuesday, March 11th, 2014

Just a few days ago, U.S. Border Patrol Chief Michael Fisher, issued a NEW DIRECTIVE called, “Use of safe tactics and techniques.”

Before I get into it…Allow me to bring up something which, on first blush, would seem to be totally unrelated.

Free-Range Chickens.

Those are chicken dinners running amok without any supervision…Free to roam fruited plains from sea to shining sea.

They are not to be confused with SMART chickens which, were they really, wouldn’t be caught dead in the frozen foods section at your local market.

Now then, back to the NEW DIRECTIVE as issued by the U.S. Border Patrol.

It is an engraved invitation for “FREE-RANGE ILLEGAL ALIENS” that permits them to RUN AMOK without fear of being rounded up any time soon.

Here are the lily-livered details…

(1)    In accordance with CBP’s current Use of Force policy, agents shall not discharge their firearms at a moving vehicle unless the agent has a reasonable belief, based on the totality of the circumstances that deadly force is being used against an agent or another person present; such deadly force may include a moving vehicle aimed at agents or others present, but would not include a moving vehicle merely fleeing from agents. Further, agents should not place themselves in the path of a moving vehicle or use their body to block a vehicle’s path.

But wait, there’s more…

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There IS Room in the Conservative Tent

Monday, March 10th, 2014

In last Friday’s “Fume,” I went off on group of Rutgers University “professors” who are circulating a petition to disinvite Condi Rice from their graduation program this year.

In that segment of the “Friday Fume,” I placed her accomplishments in a nutshell and, it takes a BIG shell to hold them all.

I said it then and I’ll say it again…Condi Rice, based on her intelligence, her drive, her steadfast refusal to be held back by preconceptions of her race or her gender may well be THE most accomplished woman in the HISTORY of the United States and, arguably, she is more accomplished than PERSON, man OR woman, than any other in our history.

Here’s what I DIDN’T say in that piece last Friday because, it’s not funny…It’s a point so serious, it deserves separation from the snarky musings of the “Fume.”

I suspect, that should you boil it all down, the REAL reason those “professors” at Rutgers don’t want Rice to speak at this year’s commencement has nothing whatsoever to do with her support for the war in Iraq.

Nothing at all.

It does, however, in my opinion, have everything to do with the color of her politics.

Allow me to explain.

Over the weekend, Dr. Ben Carson spoke at CPAC and, while his tearing down of the walls of political correctness drew a standing ovation at the conference, it drew unveiled racial hatred from liberals.

Michelle Malkin, a liberal nightmare in her own right, provides an invaluable service to those who seek the truth….

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Friday Fume

Friday, March 7th, 2014

Okay…So I missed writing the Fume last week. I knew you could Fume on for ONE Friday without me.

THIS week, however, is a different egg altogether and as eggs go…LIBERALS AND SOCIALISTS ARE…

ROTTEN TO THE YOLK!!!!!

No quick hitters this week…We’re diving right in so…HANG ON…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

THIS guy just HAS to be an Obama voter and once you read through this, you’ll most likely agree, HE’S ONE SICK PUPPY!!!

Lucky but…SICK!!!

Here’s what happened.

Police in Tampa Florida were called out to the home of one, 57 year old Bernard Marsonek last Tuesday where they were, according TO the police, “GREETED” by a small crowd of this moron’s neighbors.

The cops found Marsonek inside his home and, upon running him through their “BAD BOY’S” DATABASE…They discovered the…um…’excited’ miscreant to be a FELON.

After a little looking about…Tampa police found, in his home…A GUN!!!

Now one would think the 2…Being a FELON in possession of a GUN…would have been enough to slap the cuffs on ol’ Bernie but…

That was NOT what he was arrested for.

Oh no…

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