Trump Making Snowflakes Scream

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Does it seem like it’s been nearly a year since America started back on the road to being great again?

My how time flies when we’re winning. The Obama regime of 8 years seemed more like 8 decades, as we watched the systematic dismantling of our nation’s culture at the hands of a criminal enterprise, but candidate Trump said we might get tired of winning so much…

Sorry Mr. President…but we’re not even close to needing a nap yet.

As we approach the one year anniversary of the biggest liberal meltdown in history, there is something I need to do however…

I feel compelled to issue a warning.

Yes, I am well aware of the ANTIFA threat that war will come to our streets on November 4th, as the transparently fascist…masquerading as anti-fascists goons who I believe to be more libertarian than liberal, and thus anarchists, continue to bloviate about staged violence aimed at shutting down the freedom of expression and attacking the police and government at large…but there’s a reason for the date they chose.

You see…November 4th is a Saturday…which comes on the heels of a Friday night…which traditionally is, I believe, the weekly 2fer special on Jose Cuervo at the Pretend to be Against Nazi Corner Bar…and Nazis who pretend not to be Nazis are always in a mood the morning after a night of getting Obama-faced.

If the ANTIFA anarchist army isn’t too hung over, there will be a ruckus raised, some businesses will be damaged, arson is always a possibility with these thugs and there will, no doubt, be people getting hurt, but in the grand scheme of things, as soon as the inane inebriates start sobering up…and many will be doing that in jail, the overall effect will be little more than idiots going a step further in the aspect of exposing their true nature while the targets of their booze-fueled rampage…Conservatives…will still hold the moral high ground.

But that’s not the warning I feel compelled to issue.

Consider this something of a weather warning…there is about to be a blizzard, and while there’s no reason to run to the store to stock up on milk, bread and eggs as so many folks in blizzard prone areas often do…unless French Toast is a staple survival food on the off chance one might become stranded by climate change…my advice is to make some popcorn, because this will be rather entertaining.

On November 8th, the 1st anniversary of the abjectly humiliating loss by Hillary Clinton, liberal snowflakes far and wide have been making plans to gather in groups…I’ll refer to them as snowflake drifts…to look skyward…and scream incoherently.

In both Boston and Philadelphia, snowflake drifts by the thousands will participate in what is being loosely referred to as a “screamfest,” where they will literally scream, at the top of their recreationally abused pot-laden lungs, in anguish over their anointed socialist’s failure to waddle into the Oval Office.

I say loosely referred to as a “screamfest,” because it actually does have an official name…and if you’re ready for this…the forecast is calling for the drifts to gather at the…”Scream helplessly at the sky on the anniversary of the election,” events…and so far, better than 4,000 snowflakes have responded that they will, indeed, be there in Boston to take part in all the ruckus festivities.

That’s correct…fit-throwing, tantrum-pitching snowflakes, who are unsure of which bathroom to use because they are somehow rather confused by whatever it might be that is residing in their wadded up panties…are going to make the sky, and a calendar date the target of their manufactured oppression and bruised feelings.

4,000 is a big number to have confirmed…but not nearly as big a number as those in the Boston area which have notated on Facebook that they are CONSIDERING taking part…and THAT number now stands at better than 33,000 snowflakes…hence the blizzard warning.

According to Johanna Schulman, an activist and one of the organizers of the, …”Scream helplessly at the sky on the anniversary of the election,”… and I quote…”This administration has attacked everything about what it means to be American. Who wouldn’t feel helpless every day? Coming together reminds us that we are not alone, that we are part of an enormous community of activists who are motivated and angry, whose actions can make a difference.”

The singular element of a proposed blizzard and individual member of a soon to be drift then called for all like-mindless people to…”Come express your anger at the current state of democracy, and scream helplessly at the sky!”

First of all…someone needs to contradict her liberal indoctrinators and remind little Miss Snowflake that we are not a democracy…we are a Constitutional Republic, so her and her fellow, genderless flake’s anger over the state of democracy has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the country in which she, and they reside. I might, at this point, advise them to move to a country which is a socialist democracy so they’ll actually have something to be angry about.

Greece leaps to mind.

Second…THIS administration is doing nothing less than getting this country back to being exactly what it should be…a nation of laws, under the Constitution…providing opportunities for all our citizens to ensure life, liberty and the pursuit of happy happy joy joy…or words to that effect.

To snowflakes, what it means to be an American is to be coddled from cradle to grave by the government which tells you what to do, when to do it, how to do it and doles out to you whatever it is they deem you to be entitled to at the moment, while protecting your fragile little feelings from those who may not hold the same opinions you cling to so dearly.

I’ve got some breaking news for this precious flake…I realize to a snowflake, that the past 8 years seems like forever in their little, insulated worlds, but it wasn’t until 2008 that America, under a socialist dictator whose wife has a bigger package than any of their men, or pretend men have, tried to fundamentally transform America into a socialist nightmare, but this old country of ours has better than a 240 year history of being anything BUT their entitlement version of what it’s been for the last 8 years…so the space-time continuum is most definitely on my side in this particular argument.

Snowflake Johanna goes on to ask, “Who wouldn’t feel helpless every day?”

Simple answer…all of us who know that socialism has never worked anywhere it has ever been implemented by any nation on earth, because eventually, they all run out of other people’s money.

Oh, you can bet the Captain America combination secret decoder ring and whistle you got out of a box of Frosted Flakes as a kid, that’s you’ve kept in its original, sugar encrusted bag all these years, hoping it would someday be worth enough to send your children to a liberal arts college that the mainstream media will be covering the, …”Scream helplessly at the sky on the anniversary of the election,” events as serious, must need to know news stories on November 8th, replete with on-location anchored breaking news…

But it would make more sense to refer the matter to mental health providers as examples of liberal derangement syndrome…or have someone start a telethon to find a cure for the snowflake madness, but allow me a quick aside here…

Why aren’t there prizes in cereal boxes anymore? I mean, I’d buy more cereal if there were still secret combination decoder ring whistles in them. Yet another thing that made America great that President Trump should do something about.


Let them scream all they want…hell…let em pee their collective socialist pants for all I care…it does nothing less than solidify their place in history as the whiniest, most mal-adjusted wastes of space in American history.

Little snowflake Johanna wrapped up her comments with this little gem…”Although it is important to acknowledge the tragedy that befell our country on November 9th, we cannot let it defeat us!”

The TRAGEDY that befell us on November 9th? Seriously? TRAGEDY???

For the love of Pete…we dodged a BULLET on November 9th, and as things now begin to unravel faster than Hillary’s industrial face tape…it’s becoming more apparent by the day that the old bag who thought she had it in the bag shouldn’t be gallivanting across the country to book signings…she should be waddling across a prison yard on her way to a strip-search and a hosing down.

That’s a mental image that’ll make you go screaming into the night.

The head snowflake in charge is actually encouraging the rest of the proposed drift not to let what happened last November 9th defeat them???

That’s rich…because it already HAS defeated them…they’ve run out of Crayons, their coloring books are in tatters, their bottles of bubbles are all used up and nobody in their right mind is bringing them anymore therapy puppies to play with…because the puppies from the first go-around last November are now IN therapy…THEMSELVES!!!

Snowflakes…you no longer control the White House, the Senate or the House…the Supreme Court is now back on the side of the Constitution…and your former criminal regime is in danger of being indicted for criminal activities…you’ve lost…but go ahead and scream…pretend you haven’t been defeated…

But don’t expect me to pretend that you’re relevant.

Weather warning…liberal snowflake blizzard coming on November 8th…to be followed by a Twitter flurry from President Trump later in the day.

I can almost taste the popcorn now.

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One thought on “Trump Making Snowflakes Scream

  1. Appreciate your column and really enjoy your take on the issues. Just one thing. Please don’t conflate Libertarians with antifa. Each Libertarian agrees to abide by a non-aggression pledge that allows us to defend ourselves, others, or property only against physical threats. I don’t believe that antifa holds such a perspective and will commit violence against others simply for their thoughts, words, and ideologies. I suppose it is a subtle, but nonetheless, distinct difference. Otherwise keep doing what you are doing because it is great.

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