A Most Fictitious Farewell…Now Get Out!

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

ofw 1Just this past Tuesday night, a spectacle of spectacles took place in Chicago. In what is arguably the nation’s biggest gun-free…target rich zone, where more than 750 murders took place in 2016, a 58% spike over the previous year, and where a total of 4,368 people were shot last year…

Obama gave his farewell speech.

For the record, in the liberal gun-free Mecca of Chicago…more than 90 people have been shot so far, since January 1st of this year.

But there he was, Mr. Gun Control, and the nation’s leading firearms salesman for 8 years running, licking himself all over…much like my dog does in front of company…telling the assembled socialist collective what a great job he’s done leading our nation…from behind.

Frankly, I was surprised he didn’t drag his butt across the carpet when he was finished, but let’s have a look at some of the highlights from that spreading of manure.

Obama said of our country “The freedom to chase our individual dreams through our sweat, toil, ofw 2and imagination,” that it has, for 240 years…”It’s been what pulled immigrants and refugees across oceans and the Rio Grande,” at which point the audience of trained monkeys erupted in cheers.

The Obamanure Spreader then said…”It’s why GIs gave their lives at Omaha Beach and Iwo Jima; Iraq and Afghanistan.”

And the trained monkeys sat stone silent.

Cheers…loud applause and whistling for those who cross the Rio Grande…illegally…and abject silence for our Veterans who have put their lives on the line for our freedoms.

Well, what should we expect from the ilk that boos God at their national convention?

So, Obama said, “that’s what we mean when we say America is exceptional.”

Which he immediately followed up with, “For every two steps forward, it often feels we take one step back.” In other words, according to Obama, we’re not really exceptional…we’re just doing a happy dance and counting the steps.

Then, the lies started flowing like rivers.

“If I had told you eight years ago that America would reverse a great recession, reboot our auto industry, and unleash the longest stretch of job creation in our history…”

Ask Mr. and Mrs Middle America if they think the great recession is over…if they have more money today than they did 8 years ago, or if they are making ends meet. The answer is a cold, hard no. And “rebooted the auto industry,” are you KIDDING ME??? Obama gave taxpayer money to bail out the auto industry and until Trump got elected…they were moving to MEXICO. Obama rebooted the MEXICAN auto industry…not OURS.

And the “longest stretch of job creation in our HISTORY?”

Sure…Obama has taken good paying full-time jobs and turned them into multiple ofw 3PART-TIME jobs for millions of Americans, while driving more people OUT of the job market than any president before him…but the “longest stretch of job creation in history?”

Not by a light year.

Then came this bit of pure crap…Obama claimed that he had, “shut down Iran’s nuclear weapons program without firing a shot.”

Yep…the idiot who made the worst deal in the history of making deals, with Iran, to pave the road for them to build an arsenal of nuclear weapons…the same moron who paid Iran better than $400 MILLION dollars in cold, hard cash AFTER releasing TO Iran more than $150 BILLION dollars to JUMP START their nuclear ambitions…and who just hours before his farewell speech gave IRAN enough URANIUM to BUILD BOMBS…after instructing Hillary Clinton to SELL 20% of OUR uranium TO Iran…said that he had “shut down Iran’s nuclear weapons program without firing a shot.”

And the trained monkeys applauded wildly.

That’s like claiming to have shut down a redneck’s bladder…by giving him a keg of beer, a funnel and a garden hose.

“But that’s what we did.  That’s what you did.  You were the change,” said the abject fool who once told business owners…

The trained monkeys really do need to step away from the vat of Kool Aid.

Stand by…Obama’s self-licking and lie-a-palooza was just getting started…

“The unemployment rate is near a 10-year low.  The uninsured rate has never, ever been lower.  Healthcare costs are rising at the slowest rate in 50 years.”

Ummm…the unemployment rate is at a 10 year low because more people have left the workforce…flat giving up on finding a job…than ever before. There are as many people without insurofw 4ance today as there were before Obamacare began and more are LOSING their coverage as Obamacare exchanges close one after another.

And just ask anybody forced into Obamacare if their healthcare costs, from their premiums, deductibles and/or prescriptions are rising at the SLOWEST rate in 50 years.

When you mix the Kool Aid into the manure and set the spreader on full-blow…the result is explosive liberal diarrhea.

Naturally, Obamanure spewed forth his always persistent pitch for further socialism…government education which is nothing more than indoctrination, income equality, which can only be achieved when everyone is equally poor, a plug for unionization, which has long outgrown its usefulness, updating the social safety net, which means more handouts to the gimme gimme entitlement leeches, and so on and so forth before he launched into true delusion…

“After my election, there was talk of a post-racial America.  Such a visioofw 5n, however well-intended, was never realistic.  For race remains a potent and often divisive force in our society.  I’ve lived long enough to know that race relations are better than they were 10, or 20, or 30 years ago – you can see it not just in statistics, but in the attitudes of young Americans across the political spectrum.”

If by better…he means that race relations have returned to what they were in 1960…he’s right, but if he actually thinks that he, after 8 years of promoting racial division, has made things BETTER…he has a serious case of cranial-rectal disease.

While on the topic of trying to rewrite what history will show of his legacy regarding racial tensions…Obama sputtered, “If our democracy is to work in this increasingly diverse nation, each one of us must try to heed the advice of one of the great characters in American fiction, Atticus Finch, who said, “You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view…until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.””ofw 6

That’s correct…to highlight his own legacy of pure FANTASY, that he has somehow managed to make race relations better in our nation…Obama quoted a FICTITIOUS character.

And the monkeys once again went wild in their appreciation.

During a segment of his parade of self-aggrandizing propaganda, Obama spoke of the divisiveness in politics and political hypocrisy…

“It’s not just dishonest, this selective sorting of the facts; it’s self-defeating.  Because as my mother used to tell me, reality has a way of catching up with you.”

Ummm…hello? Hence a couple of congressional shellackings, the taking of the house and senate by Republicans and, most importantly, the grinding into dust of his own 3rd term ala Hillary Clinton. HELLO???

Then…THEN came MY favorite portion of the evening’s poop spewage…climate change.

ofw 7“Take the challenge of climate change.  In just eight years, we’ve halved our dependence on foreign oil, doubled our renewable energy, and led the world to an agreement that has the promise to save this planet.”

Excuse me…I have a question…if all this renewable energy is so good, and so cost effective…why is it that utility companies from coast to coast…are being MANDATED to buy into it while our reliable fossil fuel companies, and the hundreds of thousands of Americans who make their living from them, are being run out on a rail?

Have you ever noticed that all the crap Obama insists is GREAT…and will save us all money while making our lives ever-so-much better…has to be MANDATED…at the threat of harsh financial penalties? Wouldn’t people and businesses be FLOCKING to the door of all these WONDERFUL Obaminations if they really WERE so grand?

But then came the line of the night…a line that nearly took me off my seat and made me laugh so hard I nearly peed myself…ofw 9

“Without bolder action, our children won’t have time to debate the existence of climate change; they’ll be busy dealing with its effects: environmental disasters, economic disruptions, and waves of climate refugees seeking sanctuary.”

Wait, what? SERIOUSLY??


First of all, if the climate is changing…and it is…because since this planet was invented the climate has ALWAYS been in flux…doesn’t it change everywhere ON the planet? Where exactly would “climate refugees” go to seek sanctuary…into the shadow of AL GORE?

Second…climate change is the weather. It gets warmer…it gets colder…it rains, it doesn’t rain…whatever…but it’s the WEATHER.

I have a little breaking news for Obama’s weather deniers…our climate, aka the weather, was changing long before hominids started using hairspray or driving SUV’s…ice ages have come and gone…over and over again, LONG BEFORE anybody ever thought about a political anything, much less a political office…and this yahoo thinks that POLITICIANS…are going to SAVE the PLANET?

And third…

What, exactly, is a climate refugee?

Is that someone whofw 10o is unduly being persecuted by raindrops? Is it someone, somewhere, that is being imprisoned by sunshine?

Maybe a “climate refugee” is somebody seeking asylum from a light, south southwesterly breeze. I DON’T KNOW, but what I DO know is that the collective of monkeys in the audience nearly had a mass moment of self-pleasure over it.

I could go on for days, perhaps weeks, regarding Obama’s farewell address, but there are a couple of  other things that just didn’t add up even little bit. In the run-up to the bloviations, the speech was billed as being all about the people…which makes one wonder why, in the one hour long, one man narcissism concert, did Obama mention himself…75 times in 60 minutes?

And, as he wrapped it up…Obama said, ”…our democracy is threatened whenever we take it for granted.  All of us, regardless of party, should throw ourselves into the task of rebuilding our democratic institutions.”ofw 11


Obama addressed MOOchelle and said that she had made the country proud…which is rather odd considering that she has never been particularly proud of her country, and he addressed Malia and Sasha, even though Sasha wasn’t even there, and told them that, “Of all that I’ve done in my life, I’m most proud to be your dad.”

Yep…couldn’t even compliment his own kids without complimenting himself in the process.

So, that was it. 8 yeofw 12ars of a socialist dictatorship, replete with treachery, treason and tyranny boiled down to 60 minutes of absolute narcissism to the delight of an auditorium of trained liberal monkeys and the mainstream media, to whom Obama is an odd mix of crack and Viagra.

Look…I don’t know if it was true or not, but it was rumored that at 3am Wednesday morning, Rachel Maddow had to consult a doctor because it had been more than 4 hours after the speech…and she was still erect.

Ahhhhh…the end of an error.



Today, Friday, December 13th from 7 to 9pm EST on American Political Radio, RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS Craig Andresen and Diane Sori discuss ‘Fake News’ fallout, last week’s incident at Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, and a fond farewell to Obama.

Hope you can tune in at: http://tunein.com/radio/American-Political-Radio-s273246/