Meanwhile, In the Not So Grand Scheme of Things…

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on

moron 1With the release of Bow Bergdahl, a deserter who is now facing court martial and for whom, 6 American soldiers were killed…Barack Hussein Obama set the standard for Islamists. Take Americans, hold them hostage and Obama will give you damn near anything you want for them. He’ll pay the ransom.

Last week, 10 American sailors were taken by Iran and in what I am sure was just a convenient coincidence, Obama released 10 GITMO scum the day after Iran sent our sailors back to our Navy and…so far…Iran still has our boats which, I am quite sure, go nicely with the drone Obama gave them a few years ago.

Now we have the great prisoner swap where we got 4 Americans back from Iran and THEY got 7 Iranian nuclear “researchers” back from US along with 14 more who had charges against THEM dropped.

The message from Obama is clear…if you’re a jihadi, some 7th century barbarian and you come across an American…grab them, demand a ransom and then just sit back and wait to get paid. Nothing to it.

This insanity must stop and I believe the perfect jumping off point is at hand.

With last week’s lopsided swap, renewed angst has been in the air regarding American Caitlan Coleman and her Canadian husband, Joshua Boyle both of whom went missing, 3 moron 2years ago, somewhere in buttcrackistan.

These 2 absolute morons decided it was a good idea to go backpacking and camping, with her being some 5 months pregnant, along the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Backpacking and camping.

There are more than enough places to go backpacking and camping in the United States. In fact, one could engage in the practice every day and night, for a hundred years, and still not see everything there is to see while backpacking and camping while never leaving our increasingly porous borders.

But no…these 2 idiots, like idiots before them, decided the best place for a pregnant American woman and her daft Canadian husband to go, to be off the grid enjoying the great outdoors was on the border between 2 repositories of Islamic waste…between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

After all…what could possibly go wrong?

Let’s see…tent? Check. Sleeping bags? Check. Bug spray? Check. Water bottles? Check. moron 3Granola? Check. I can just hear these 2 moonbats exclaiming with all due liberal giddieness...”We’ve got it all covered. LET’S GO!!!”

Ummm…what about a clue? YOU FORGOT TO PACK A DAMN CLUE!!!

If, and it’s a big IF, these two bone-heads are still able to fog a mirror…and judging by the way most of that region’s locals look, there are no mirrors available to be fogged…that would make numb-nuts junior about 2 and a half years old and mommy dumbest and daddy dumbass would have been sipping camel poop soup out of a bowl for going on 3 years now. It also means that we should not be raising one finger, middle or otherwise, to find them and Obama need not release a single jihadi to get them back.

On the other hand, if Obama would like to offer up Bergdahl…they could keep all 3 for all I care.

However, we all know the liberal gene pool is actually nothing but a shallow little puddle and soon to join Caitlan Coleman and Joshua Boyle at the all you can eat poop soup buffet is…

American folk singer and poster boy for cranial-rectal issues…James Twyman, soon to be moron 4formerly of Portland Oregon, who is planning a little trip of his own, into ISIS held Syrian territory where he intends to sing the jihadi out of them.

Twyman claims he feels a “calling” to go over there and perform a “peace concert” for a bunch of barbarians who routinely behead or burn alive those with whom they have mild disagreements. “It’s going to be pretty powerful. When people come together and focus on something in a positive way…there’s scientific evidence that it can change things for the better.”

Now, according to our Department of State, which is run by the same obtuse moron who thought James Taylor could sing the jihadi out of the barbarians of France after the Charlie Hebdo attack...”No part of Syria should be considered safe from violence. The potential for hostile acts exists throughout the country, including kidnappings and the use of chemical warfare against civilian populations. There is a terrorist threat from violent extremist groups including the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, (ISIL), formerly known as Al Qaeda in Iraq (AQ), the al-Nusrah Front, and others. U.S. citizens have been specifically targeted for kidnapping, both for ransom and political purposes, and murdered by members of terrorist and violent extremist groups in Syria. U.S. citizens have disappeared within Syria.”

It continues with…”Due to the security situation in Syria, the U.S. government’s ability to help U.S. citizens kidnapped or taken hostage is very limited.”

While this is all good information from the Department of a State of Denial, and should be heeded by anyone with a working brain cell, it fails to issue what may well be THE most moron 5DIRE warning of all.

“If you intend to perform some sort of sing-along in any empty warehouse in Syria, be aware that you run a great risk of being KABOOMED by an Obama ordered sorti.”

Given all of that…Twyman’s ‘a piece of me here, a piece of me there’ folk concert tour is all set for January 31st…less than 2 weeks away…and according to his Farcebook wall, one of the songs Twyman will sing is a Muslim prayer.moron 6

Call me crazy if you want to but I’m guessing the last thing 7th century barbarians want to hear is some American jackass strumming a guitar and yodeling one of their calls to jihad. It also tells me something else of note…that being that apparently Cat Stevens has a previous engagement on January 31st.

There is, of course, a slight chance that Twyman will somehow get out alive but just in case he’s never heard from again…I hope Caitlan Coleman and Joshua Boyle’s tent is big enough for a new roomie and his guitar.

Now can we please move on to something of real importance…like the panty wadding and gnashing of teeth regarding this year’s Oscar nominees all being non-blacks?

Relax, all you Black Oscars Matter rioters in waiting…according to the Grand Wizard of the Academy, Cheryl Boone Isaacs, “I am both heartbroken and frustrated about the lack of inclusion. This is a difficult but important conversation, and it’s time for big changes.”

What ever happened to actors earning their awards based on the content of the characters they created rather than on the the color of their skin?

From here on out, will any black actors and directors who are nominated be considered…tokens? And what if they don’t WIN?

What THEN?

Sounds like Affirmative Action regarding the Oscars is finally at hand but I have a couple of better ideas than forced diversity and participation trophies…moron 7

Why not put that transracial imbecle, Rachel Dolezel, the former head of a branch of the NAACPOEBP (the National Association for the Advancement of Pissed Off Entitled Black People) in charge of picking the Oscar nominations or…

Let BET put on their OWN version of the Oscars where ONLY black actors and directors get nominated. That way…no Vera Wang outlet store on Rodeo Drive get looted.

What the hell…they already have their own racist awards trophy ready to go.

Just sayin’.



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3 thoughts on “Meanwhile, In the Not So Grand Scheme of Things…

  1. Joshua Boyle’s first wife was Zaynab Khadr, the sister of Canadian born terrorist Omar Khadr and daughter of Ahmed Said Khadr, who was killed in a 2003 shootout with Pakistani forces near the border with Afghanistan. Boyle spent much of the last decade using his law degree to help free GITMO detainees. When Khdar was moved to a Canadian prison in 2012 he divorced Zaynab. He then went on the road as a professional protester in America and Europe. That is where he met Caitlyn Coleman, who is also a professional protester.

    I know Boyle “personally” from an internet game I played with him for 10 years called “Star Wars Combine” and the mIRC chat rooms and forums associated with it. In the game he started a group called the “Eidola Pirates” which perfected the use of kidnapping, theft, and game mechanic exploits to sew fear into the community. They often sent their own members into other groups to gain trust and then “kidnapped” their own player for ransom. He recruited many tweens and the disaffected to his cause and was highly skilled at getting them to “drink the cool aid”. Granted, it was all internet but yeah it was a great experiment and proving ground for his methods.

    No doubt Boyles excellent skills as a western lawyer, HTML coder, and internet recruiter are prized by the Taliban.

    They are not prisoners, they are the honored guest of the Khdar family, heroes of the Taliban.

  2. Brilliant, Hilarious, and sad all at once. Getting out the truth while shagging a few snarky gabs and allowing the reader to still smile at the insanity of it all…

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