MAYBE WHAT ISIS NEEDS…IS AN ENEMA!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

HARF 1You didn’t really think I was going to let this pass did you?

According to Marie Harf and in regard to how to stop ISIS…

“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”

We cannot kill our way out of this war???

Seriously???

According to Harf…an Obama regime mouthpiece of extreme vapidity…we need to identify the…what was it she called it again? Oh yes…the ROOT CAUSES that leads people to join these groups…whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”We can work with countries around the world to help improve their governance. We can help them build their economies so they can have job opportunities for these people…”

Well, I must admit…the notion that we can stop ISIS, al-Qaeda, Boko Haram, the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Taliban and any number of other barbaric Islamist factions with a JOBS FAIR has never occurred to me.

How about YOU?

They’re all pissed and killing everybody via burning them to death, beheading them, crucifying them, stoning them and whatever else 7th century barbarians do to end human life because…

They’re unemployed???HARF 2

Really???

Let’s take a look at the false prophet and barbaric pedophile’s manifesto shall we???

Quran (2:191-193) – And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out….UNLESS YOU HAVE GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AT A $15.00/HOUR MINIMUM WAGE…then…never mind…”

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!

Good grief…first it was that the ISLAMIC State of Iraq and the Levant ain’t ISLAMIC and now…we cannot kill our way out of this war but we can put an end to their barbaric activities by finding the camel and goat humpers a JOB???

Sort of makes me wonder what ELSE has their panties in a wad…

HARF 3I’m willing to bet 2 ply toilet paper would help. I mean…most single ply is about as comforting as 80 grit sandpaper and the chafing has GOT to be irritating…in 120 degree heat so…load up some Angel Soft and air-drop it to them.

Couldn’t hurt.

Hmmmmm…perhaps it’s more of an INTERNAL problem. Being completely full of shit might just be what’s making them cranky. SEND EM BRAN MUFFINS!!! That way, the whole 2 ply thing makes more sense.

What about a VACATION???

Seems to me that never getting away from the whole caliphate building thing…jihad…day after day after day has GOT to have those savages on their last nerve.

Obama takes a lot of vacations and HE doesn’t seem to have a care in the WOHARF 4RLD. Of course…when you’ve seen one Middle Eastern cesspool you’ve seen em all so…I know…let’s send em all on a CRUISE!!!

One of those adult fun cruises!!! Yeah…THAT’S the ticket!!! Buffets all over the place…pools, climbing walls…shuffleboard…discos with mirror balls…live entertainment…ports of call…WET BURQA CONTESTS…Let’s be sure to get them state rooms with portholes…the interior rooms really suck but a CRUISE…THAT should take the edge off.

Speaking of entertainment…

HARF 5Maybe, just maybe, they’re sick and tired of all that Arabic easy-listing elevator music and they just want some hip-hop. WE COULD SEND THEM KANYE WEST!!!

That may not actually make em less surly but it sure would make things a little better over here don’t ya think?

Here’s something…comfort food and sedatives.

Obviously…the food can’t be good over there and they DO seem a little high-strung so…POT BROWNIES!!! Ever see a stoner get worked up enough to behead somebody? Me either. Hell, I knew a guy in college that whipped up a batch of those damn things twice a week and you couldn’t get his ass of the couch for ANYTHING!!!

DUUUUUUUUUDE…WHASS-UP???????

Whatever we do…do NOT give them any Kool Aid…we know what it does to liberals and those barbarians are already at the tipping point.HARF 6

Ya know…come to think of it…they all DO live in the dessert…it’s hot…windy…DRY as week old toast…maybe they’re dehydrated and…since they stick their asses in the air five times a day…

MAYBE WHAT ISIS NEEDS…IS AN ENEMA!!!

That’ll take the starch out of em for a while.

Oh, I know this all sounds a little silly…maybe even a tad snarky but consider what led me down this path to start with…

Marie Harf, the Obama regime’s State Department spokesweasel telling us all that…“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”

So…allowing for a lHARF 7ack of college degrees amongst the barbarians and, for the most part, the complete lack of even the most basic of public schooling in their rank and file…exactly what sort of jobs should we be offering to the Islamic terrorist hoards?

Door to door Chicago Knife sales positions?

Probably not the best idea even though they do seem to have some experience with the product.

Telemarketers?

“Helluuu…I am Mahmoud…I sell to you life insurance and trust me when I tell you, you will need this product.”

Maybe not so much huh?

Dating service screener?

“Would you prefer camel or goat? Camel ,yes? One hump or two?”HARF 8

Fast Food service employee…

“Welcome to Achmed’s burger tent how may I help you? One Awassi Sheep on a bun with goat cheese and a diet Arak? Would you like an IED with that?”

Next…

Maybe they have a future in landscaping because God knows…there’s not a square mile in the entire region that couldn’t use a pergola, a water feature and an herb garden. I can see it now…

”Allahu Akbar’s Backyard Designs by Mohammad and Sons…We specialize in filling in bomb craters.”HARF 9

I don’t know…call me a CRAZY INFIDEL but the best idea out there, it seems to me, is to kill THEM before THEY kill US…because in the whole history of military warfare…no nation has ever defeated their enemies…via job placement.

What’s the matter liberals? Too NUANCED for you?

4 thoughts on “MAYBE WHAT ISIS NEEDS…IS AN ENEMA!!!

  1. Much as it pains me to say this I know that the only real way we are going to stop this vermin from its contiuous spread is to go to the source over there and lop off the head. If thatmeans killing alot of them then so be it. The reason the allies won in WW1 and WW2 certainly wasn’t because we played nice with the enemy. They killed them and pounded them into the ground until they decided they could not stand it anymore then unconditionally surrendered. If it takes a few 10 megaton lights of freedom to put them down then that is what it will take. Better to do it over there then to wait for them to grow stronger and arrive on our door step with their own 10 megaton light of islamic terrorism.

  2. For sure, if this wasn’t so damned serious, its all would be rather funny. But, there is nothing funny about hordes of (true) infidels running amuck with sharp instruments in hands, is there?

    Many nations have fallen throughout the past 1400 years and it was not because some Christian group suddenly decided to go out and kill in the name of Jesus Christ, but, that moham,madd-as-hell fella, yeah that there is a real winner in the barbarian circles of the world is still hell bent upon world domination of sharia laws. Apparently every word that speweth from this barbarians mouth full of worms is considered truth, really, and who is it who keep proclaiming this religion of peaceful existence with its neighbors, ooooh yeah that’s right, the same liars that spew the hateful remarks of the defensive in nature Christian Crusaders defending their neighbors from the Islamic hoards some 900 years ago, but apparently only having suffered at these hands for some 400 years in the making before they got up off their arses, and only after proclaiming by one Pope Urban, the 2nd, we’ve had enough, this stops now.

    This and all western nations are in real trouble if these so called leaders keep telling lies, keep up the meme of religion of peace, and keep up with the assumption most of us approve of their cowardice, we don’t, never have and quit possibly never will, those of us who are educated of this subject understand the final plan of this ongoing terrorist activities, the resurrection of the lost Caliphate during the rooting of the early 20th Century Ottoman empire. It is really that simple. Soon many of us, those who know better then to be listening to the liars about the issue, because we took the time to educate ourselves of this so called religion of pieces left after they entered stage south, will be forced to defend our communities, without the gubbermints approval of support against these barbarians, we have already been proclaimed to be “extremist” in their eyes so who cares what we do of it. Those who steadfastly keep their ignorant, and can’t be bothered to understand, the threat we are all facing are going to see their fellow citizens heads on the ground and wonder, WHY we, that being their swore to an oath of duty to GOD, Country and nation, so called representatives of the people refuse to help combat it. By then of course, most of these individuals have already secretly gone over to the dark side of this strong horse, converted thinking the alligator will eat them last, and will be on their own to secure their lands, their liberties and freedoms. I am an old “devil dog” as we are called and it is not likely I’ll witness this struggle to keep this nation free of the barbarians wrath against the Christians the world over, so do I even fear being a victim of it, not likely. I only say this because of my time at the gates of hell already having served this Christian nation for 32 years and now only want to live in peace, love and understanding for the rest of my days. This is going to be a future events, I’ll most likely have already passed away to the place in the skies of another realm. I pray others in my time start a serious education effort to get our fellow citizens to fully understand the deception of so many cruel and ruthless men doing so in the name of a religion, or as they say ignorance is a tool for the cowards, hope only exist during times of peace and change is what you get when you’re too stupid to understand that change is not the only option when life hangs in the balance of a civilized society versus a social society. Good luck, you’re going to need it since the scales have yet to uncover your eyes.
    Semper Fi.

  3. Funny stuff Craig! However, I’m opposed to being involved in a fight against ISIS in any measure — not that I think Obama or his staff have any credibility. Nations with large armies far nearer to ISIS theaters and far more vulnerable to anything ISIS might be capable of, are standing on the sidelines with their hands in their pockets.

    The United States has been in a war with some force or other for virtually my entire life (66 years). In no instance in any of them do I find our that our “vital national interests” were threatened.
    When vital national interests are threatened by credible national forces as they were in 1812 and WWII for example, by all means, destroy that enemy by whatever means necessary. I’m all for it. However, nation-building, social engineering and engaging in fights to protect the vital national interests of other nations is bad policy for the US and I want to see it come to an end. Both political parties in the US are guilty and both I believe respond at the behest of big money interests, both foreign and domestic, who demand these actions. Let them fight their own wars. Our guys dying doesn’t seem to have prevented much of anything, not to mention the vast financial cost.

    • What, you want us to wait until they are knocking on our back door?
      Its just a matter of time. They know we are weak because of the weak president, and we are who they want. Id rather fight them there than here. Thats just MY two cents worth.

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