Weekend Edition: Obama’s SOTU?? STFU!!!

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

sn 1Ok.

I was going to try my damnedest NOT to go all ‘snark-fest’ on Obama’s SOTU. I even wrote a very serious review of all the jobs killing tax crap in it last week but seriously…who am I kidding?

That speech had a “KICK ME” sign on its back that could be seen from SPACE!!!

Snark cannon locked and loaded…

Ready…

Aim…

FIRE!!!!!!!

First…the Keystone XL Pipeline. The Dictator doesn’t want it and said he will veto any bill authorizing it.

Why? Because we don’t WANT oil from our FRIENDS in Canada. WE only want to get oil from countries THAT WANT TO KILL US!!! Makes all the sense in the world and we certainly don’t need the 42,000 jobs a pipeline like that would create do we? NOOOOOOOOO…

And liberals…don’t regale me with all that crap that I’m making that number up either because I’M not the one who came UP with it…

O-blowhole’s STATE DEPARTMENT did so go sit on a spigot.sn 2

According to the greenie-weenies…building 852 miles of brand new pipeline is an ecological disaster waiting to happen. Oooooookay….than please do explain to us all how the existing 2.6 MILLION miles of pipelines in this country seem to be doing FINE.

Uh huh…thought so.

Along the same lines of moronicism…the greatest threat to our national security is…CLIMATE CHANGE??? THE DAMN WEATHER is the GREATEST threat to our NATIONAL SECURITY?????

You wanna know how to handle global warming?

If it gets a degree or two warmer this summer…take off your clothes.

sn 3Ladies first.

Not the liberals.

Two problems solved right there.

Trust me, it makes more sense than Obama’s solution and if you don’t believe me…next time it is raining, take one of your hard-earned dollars and set it outside for an hour. If it gets soggy…THROWING TAX MONEY AT THE WEATHER AIN’T GONNA CHANGE ONE DAMN THING!!!

Wanna know what the REAL greatest threat to our national security is???

OBAMA…AND HIS DECIDEDLY ANTI AMERICAN POLICIES!!!

In 2012…the oval office muzzie told us that al-Qaeda was on the run. Yep…THEY RAN OVER AND JOINED UP WITH ISIS and now he’s telling us that we have halted the ISIL advance. First of all…it’s ISI-S not ISI-L unless you happen to be one OF them and second…HAS HE EVEN LOOKED AT A MAP RECENTLY???

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Here is Iraq and ISIS activity there since…2004. Yep…2004 and guess who let them in the door over there? SADDAM that’s who but according to LIBERALS…BUSH lied and there was NO Islamic threat in Iraq. But who kept ISIS in check in Iraq??? WE did…until…OBAMA PULLED US OUT AND THEN LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED!!!

To be clear…ISIS is spreading faster than a case of crabs on spring break yet, HUSSEIN says we have STOPPED their advance???

Another national security threat is Obama’s open border amnesty mandate. Just ask any other country that’s been invaded and they’ll tell you that BORDER SECURITY is sort of IMPORTANT.sn 5

Now, while I agree that the ass hat is importing future liberal voters…I also suspect there is yet another reason why he’s letting all the ILLEGAL ALIENS in…

It’s so that when he gets arrested for treason…there will be an 11 million ILLEGAL ALIEN pool from which to draw a JURY OF HIS PEERS!!!

Next piece of snark cannon fodder is THIS quote from the State of Dis-Union speech…

“When what you are doing for 50 years doesn’t work, try something new.”

HELLO VOTERS IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY!!!!!

Then he said that it’s time that women get the same pay for doing the same job and demanded that congress send such a bill to his desk.

Okay…

HELLO 1963!!! That law has been on the books SINCE 1963 and he wants congress to pass it? AGAIN???

Next thing you know he’s gonna demand that women should be allowed to vote.

Now then…let me see if I’ve got this straight…

Obama does NOT want consn 6gress to get involved in stopping Iran from building nukes but, he DOES want congress to make nice-nice with the Castro brothers. Now THAT’S putting the DIP in DIPlomacy.

Whose bright idea was it to elect a ISLAMIC COMMIE in the first place?

On the home front economic side of things…Obama’s got it all figured out.

If you own a business…he wants to raise your taxes. If your business is successful, he wants to HIKE your taxes. If you HIRE people to WORK in your business, he wants to make you pay them more, give them more days off and more sick leave which will all COST you more.

If you move your business to a country where they appreciate your business…Obama wants to penalize you. If you bring money from that other country back over HERE…he wants to penalize you.sn 7

If you’re in a business he doesn’t like…he’ll regulate you and your business OUT of business.

If you die trying to figure it all out and there’s any money left…HE WANTS TO PENALIZE YOUR FAMILY!!!

However…if you hire his future JURY POOL of ILLEGAL ALIEN PEERS…you won’t have to pay for their Obamacare OR pay the penalty for NOT paying their Obamacare.

Raise taxes and pass out the “free” candy.

BRILLIANT!!!!

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need

Once we establish normalized relations with Cuba we can all go down there and see for ourselves just how that very economic plan has worked for THEM!!!

Or…just ask Ebay employees how it is all working out for THEM…

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Obama cited Ebay during his SOTU as an example of how companies that didn’t even exist a decade or so ago are employing millions of people and making our economy stronger…then…less than 24 hours after the speech…Ebay LAID OFF 2400 WORKERS IN ORDER TO BOOST THEIR BOTTOM LINE AND RAISE THE PRICE OF THEIR STOCK!!!

BRAVO!!!!!

Obama’s policy of “middle class economics” made a few in the upper class richer and left 2400 members of the middle class unemployed within 24 hours of proposing it in the speech!!!

Finally…

Let’s get back to that whole Iran deal here.

Obama told the joint session of congress NOT to place further sanctions on Iran or he will VETO that legislation. Doesn’t want anything getting in the way of giving the Islamies their $11.8 BILLION dollars so they can add a nuclear warhead to their 80 foot tall intercontinental ballistic missile or slow them down on their way toward wiping Israel off the map don’t ya know…sn 9

Don’t you just wish somebody of standing on the world stage, a leader…perhaps a statesman would just come along and deliver a STFU response to the SOTU speech?

Oh look…Prime Minister Netanyahu IS set to address a joint session of congress on March 3rd and that’s got Obama’s panties all in a wad because…HE didn’t know anything ABOUT the visit until we ALL knew about it and THAT was well AFTER Netanyahu ACCEPTED the Boehner invite!!!

“There are things you simply don’t do. He spat in our face publicly and that’s no way to behave. Netanyahu ought to remember that President Obama has a year and a half left to his presidency, and that there will be a price,” said a highly placed white house source speaking, no doubt, on Valerie Jarrett’s orders.

Isn’t that precious?

Obama’s threatening Bibi while Bibi is explaining the threat Iran poses to the rest of the world.

The word IS out that Obama will NOT meet with Netahyahu while the Prime Minister is in D.C. but…last week…he DID meet with a woman who posts videos of herself… eating FRUIT LOOPS from a bathtusn 10b full of milk that SHE’S SITTING IN…WITHOUT A SPOON!!!

I say…let Mr. Netanyahu address congress regarding the dire nature of allowing Iran to possess nuclear weapons and…let Obama continue to meet with those with whom HE shares a level intellectual playing field and at some point, should congress find themselves needing to decide whether or not to place sanctions on Toucan Sam or Kelloggs…we’ll know who to invite to the next joint session.

Okay…I feel much better now…please carry on.

2 thoughts on “Weekend Edition: Obama’s SOTU?? STFU!!!

  1. Great article as usual. You were much kinder to the AIC (Asshole In Chief) than I could ever be. If the US can survive this muslim scumbag, we can survive anything. In God we trust.

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