Friday Fume

fume 1It’s been another tough week for liberal idiots…

They’ve been proven wrong on Iraq…wrong on the criticism of Bush…wrong on their denial of Obama’s scandals and yesterday…

The Supreme Court voted NINE to NOTHING that Obama completely blew the Constitutional Separation of Powers clause. NINE TO NOTHING and now BOEHNER is SUING the Dictator for ABUSES of POWER!!!

While rational people, at the bottom of a deep hole would quit digging…LIBERALS ARE ASKING FOR MORE SHOVELS and who are we to deny their request?

Well, lookie here, it’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Back in 1960, the city of Detroit had THE highest per capita income in the NATION and then…liberals took it over.

Today…Detroit is a third world city and like third world COUNTRIES…their people have gone to the UNITED NATIONS of thugs, thieves and despots seeking powder blue helmet relief from their day to day struggles.

A gaggle of liberals from a COALITION of…wait for it…WELFARE RIGHTS GROUPS…are all upset because the water has been shut off to 4700 Detroit water customers because…THEY HAVE FAILED TO PAY THEIR WATER BILLS…and those who demand that others take care of them…VIA WELFARE…went to the U.N. to get their water turned back on.

Here’s the REAL story…about HALF of the 324,000 Detroit water customers are at least 2 months over due on their water bills and of THOSE…46,000 were sent shut off notices and of THOSE…only 10% were ACTUALLY shut off and here’s where it gets interesting…Of the 4500 that were shut off…HALF OF THEM CAME IN AND PAID IN FULL WITHIN 2 DAYS!!!

That means that a damn good number of those who simply felt they didn’t need to pay their water bill…COULD HAVE buy why spend your OWN money when you can live off of someone ELSE’S dime???

Naturally…

The liberals in charge decided that the thing to do was to RAISE everybody ‘s rates by nearly 9% to make up the difference and NOW…they want to hike it up by ANOTHER 5% ensuring that those BARELY able to pay their water bill will no longer have that OPTION because…LIBERALS det 1JUST WON’T BE HAPPY UNTIL NOBODY CAN AFFORD TO PAY THEIR BILLS!!!!

And THAT’S where liberal/socialist congressman John Conyers comes in stating that“Draconian water cutoffs are not a pathway to financial solvency. To the contrary, actions that deny residents the ability to bathe, hydrate or prepare meals for themselves and their families create costly long-term public health challenges. These water cutoffs are not only inhumane but economically short-sighted.”

Well, isn’t it good to know that Conyers and the rest of the socialists are economically FAR sighted enough to believe that RAISING DETROIT’S WATER RATES on those who already can’t afford to pay the CURRENT rates…JUST LIKE HIKING UP YOUR TAXES when you can afford what they’re STEALING FROM YOU NOW…WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER?????

Fuming.

Ummmmmm…Really…And we’re supposed to believe THIS?????

According to the Greenie Weenie Dictator…His new and improved CLIMATE CHANGE ACTION PLAN will replace both THE WEATHER and… det 2BRING ABOUT IMMORTALITY!!!!!

Once his CLIMATE CHANGE ACTION PLAN is fully implemented or…in his case…MANDATED…HE…the boil on the buttocks of Dictatorships will, by his DIVINE POWER…prevent 3,300 heart attacks,150,000 asthma attacks and will…because he’s awesome…PREVENT 6600 DEATHS FROM HAPPENING!!!!!

You don’t think so???

I’ll have you…I mean…HE’LL have you know…that before PEOPLE controlled THE WEATHER…heart attacks weren’t an issue…there WERE no WHEEZERS and…PEOPLE DIDN’T DIE!!!

Along with killing the coal industry and thus making power so unaffordable that NOBODY CAN AFFORD TO HEAT OR COOL THEIR HOMES…the Dictator’s CLIMATE CHANGE ACTION PLAN will ALSO force MILITARY BASES and federally-assisted housing to be more dependent on SOLAR ENERGY and provide TAXPAYER FUNDING for environmentally-friendly buses for public transit throughout the country EVEN THOUGH NOBODY WANTS TO RIDE THE DAMNED BUS!!!

What’s next? SOLAR POWERED SUBMARINES?????

According to Obama…“We have proven that the U.S. can and will take the lead on climate action.”

In the first place…HE COULDN’T LEAD A ONE CAR PARADE and in the SECOND place…ALL HE’S PROVEN SO FAR IS THAT HE CAN TAKE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF OUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AND FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET BY “INVESTING” THEM IN SOLdet 3AR COMPANIES THAT COULDN’T POWER AN ELECTRONIC GAME OF “BATTLESHIP” MUCH LESS…A MILITARY BASE!!!!!

I can see it now…

“Foxtrot one, this is alpha bas…come in foxtrot one. Over.”

“Alpha base…foxtrot one…what’s your situation? Over.”

“Foxtrot one…alpha base…we need you to direct fire to coordinates…(static) enemy (static) taking positions at (static)…taking heavy (static) they’re targeting our solar (static) ”

“Alpha base…foxtrot one…please resend coordinates…you’re breaking up. Over.”

(static) Fox…(static) ase…cloudy (static) Stand by…(static)”

About an hour later…”Foxtrot one…Alpha base here…Never mind.”

The FACT of the matter is THIS…ONE HERD OF COWS WILL BLOW MORE METHANE INTO THE ATMOSPHERE THIS WEEK…BY FARTING… THAN ALL OUR MILITARY BASES COMBINED SO…INSTEAD OF SOLAR POWERED MILITARY BASES…I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO SUGGEST…SOLAR POWERED COWS…WERE I NOT CERTAIN THAT SOME LIBERAL ELECTED MORAN WOULD SPEND $1 BILLION DOLLARS TO STUDY THE POSSIBILITY!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

det 4This is just PRICELESS…

On Wednesday…amid the UPROAR over Lois Lerner’s LOST IN CYBERSPACE EMAILS…The EPA has informed the house oversight committee that a wad of emails requested for an investigation of THEIR strong arm tactics…ARE MISSING…BECAUSE ONE OF THEIR COMPUTER HARD DRIVES…CRASHED!!!

It seems there was a certain EPA biologist involved in some mining deal and his emails have been requested for an investigation into whether or not the EPA was trying to pull a fast one and gosh almighty…THEY CAN’T PRODUCE THOSE EMAILS but…EPA head Gina McCarthy says, “I don’t believe this is a missing hard drive issue. There is a challenge getting access to the data on it… I’m still hoping we recover all those e-mails.”

Uh huh…

AND WE’RE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THIS??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? IS THIS THE REGIME’S “THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK” BLANKET EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING NOW???

Gina McSMARTY had to answer questions from the committee because…apparently…THE BIOLOGIST IN QUESTION JUST HAPPENS TO BE IN…AUSTRALIA THIS WEEK…PROBABLY THROWING ANOTHER SHRIMP…ON THE TREADMILL!!!!!det 5

Anyway…that’s not the ONLY situation this liberal/socialist GOON GROUP has had this week.

According to EPA Region 8 Director in DENVER“Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals.”

And what, PRECISELY is this SITUATION???

IT SEEMS THAT SOME, AT THE REGION 8 EPA OFFICES ARE…INTENTIONALLY PLUGGING UP THE TOILETS AND…DEPOSITING POOP…IN THE HALLWAYS!!!!!

Now then…before I continue…how did we LEARN of this???

FROM WHAT IS, APPARENTLY THE ONLY EMAIL THE EPA COULD FIND!!!!!

Okay…what follows is the CLASSIC LIBERAL REACTION to…HALLWAY POOPING!!!

The EPA…unsure of how to proceed…USED OUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO…HIRE A CONSULTANT…not just any garden variety consultant but…A WORKPLACE VIOLENCE SPECIALIST…one John Nicoletti who…after CONSIDERABLE EFFORT AND I AM det 6SURE…CONSIDERABLE EXPENSE…CONCLUDED THAT…POOPING IN THE HALLWAY IS…ICKY and…AN OFFICE SAFETY ISSUE!!!!!

Gee…YA THINK??? I MEAN…SOMEBODY COULD BE STROLLING DOWN THE HALL…WITH A COMPUTER HARD DRIVE IN THEIR HAND…SLIP ON A RANDOMLY PLACED TURD AND THE NEXT THING YA KNOW…A WHOLE BASKET LOAD OF EMAILS ARE MISSING!!!!!

And you know the EPA…THAT CRAP WILL SIT RIGHT WHERE IT’S AT FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS WHILE THEY CONDUCT…AN ENVIRON-MENTAL CASE IMPACT STUDY OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE HALLWAY ECOSYSTEM SHOULD THEY REMOVE IT!!!

Naturally, they have no idea who’s been do-do-doing it but perhaps I can help narrow it down for them.

IS THERE ANYBODY  AT THE EPA TODAY WHO SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE…LESS FULL OF CRAP THAN THEY WERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO??? SOME EPA LIBERAL/SOCIALIST WHOSE HEAD HAS RECENTLY…POPPED OUT OF THEIR ASS????

HAS OBAMA BEEN TO DENVER LATELY??? HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF POO WHEREVER HE GOES!!!!!

And remember…EPA Region 8 Director in charge of sniffing out who pooed in the hall…Howie Cantor DID ISSUE that FIBER FIRM det 7statement: “Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals.”

Seriously, it doesn’t need to come to a federal court case if people would just realize this scat scandal is just par for the course…OUR  ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS BEING RUN BY MONKEYS WHO THINK NOTHING OF FLINGING FECES IN THE FOYER…the bigger issue is OBAMA…CRAPPING ON THE CONSTITUTION!!!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

One thought on “Friday Fume

  1. The Hard drive is NOT where the emails reside. they are stored in the Server that provides access to the emails
    Eg: Hotmail.com, gmail.com, Yahoo.com Etc.

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