I know it’s hard, if not impossible to laugh after the week we’ve all had but…trust me…if we don’t, we’re all gonna go screaming into the night.
This regime has traded 5 terrorists, so DISGUSTING that even the United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots have labeled them international war criminals.
DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW VILE AND SUB HUMAN A MUSLIM HAS TO BE BEFORE THE U.N. DOESN’T LIKE THEM???
Most of the time, they just give them a seat on the HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL but THIS time…THE INTERNATIONAL UNION OF CAMEL HUMPERS deemed them to be turds.
And those are the people Obama traded for a DESERTING TRAITOR!!!
Like I said…sometimes ya just gotta find a way to laugh so…don’t be drinking anything while you’re reading the rest of this because…I am NOT responsible for dousing your computer with your favorite beverage!!!
It’s Friday and…I’m fuming.
Well, isn’t this special…
Hailey Idaho, the home away from his Taliban home for Bowe Bergdahl WAS going to hold a GREAT BIG sloppy wet kiss event for Bowe on June 28th as a Welcome Home celebration.
Not any more.
Hailey Idaho has cancelled the event. Not gonna do it. Nope. Forget about it…ain’t gonna happen.
Don’t be silly…
It has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the torrent of revelations regarding their favorite ‘captive’ son being a deserter and quite possible a traitor to our country. That’s NOT why Hailey Idaho has thought better of the whole shindig.
According to Hailey Idaho’s city administrator, one Heather Dawson, it was the event ORGANIZERS who called it off because…well…Hailey Idaho “will be unable to safely manage the number of people expected.”
THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO SAFELY MANAGE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE EXPECTED???
3 PEOPLE???
Is Hailey Idaho so piss-poorly managed that they can’t handle…MR. AND MRS ‘WE TWEET WITH THE TERRORISTS’ AND THEIR SON… AND SKIPPY THE WONDER DESERTER or is it just too much for Hailey Idaho’s BERTHA’S BURQA AND TABLE CLOTH HEAD-WEAR EMPORIUM to handle?????
Listen…at this point I don’t blame ‘Taterville’ for putting the kaibosh on the Bergdahl bash as it would be just about as popular as holding an all you can eat buffet picnic for the sole survivor of the DONNER PARTY but what I DO find moronic is trying to lay the blame on NOT BEING ABLE TO HANDLE THE OVERWHELMING CROWD!!!!!
Here’s the best explanation I can provide for their idiotic excuse…Hailey Idaho is the biggest city in Blaine county and Blaine county Idaho is a den of lame-ass liberals so…Even when they’re FORCED to do the RIGHT thing…THEY JUST CAN’T ADMIT TO WHY they’re doing the right thing because…BEING HONEST WOULD MAKE THEIR POTATO HEADS EXPLODE!!!!!
Fuming.
Meanwhile…
Eric WITHHOLDER popped his head out of his hiney long enough a few days ago to blather his concern over terrorism and spewed THIS bit of liberal crap: “But we also must concern ourselves with a different type of threat. We face an escalating danger from self-radicalized individuals within our own borders. Now — as the nature of the threat we face evolves to include the possibility of individual radicalization via the Internet — it is critical that we return our focus to potential extremists here at home.”
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE…YOU WEASEL…DID YA EVER STOP TO THINK THAT THE REASON WE’RE SEEING MORE HOMEGROWN TERRORISTS IS BECAUSE…YOU JACKASSES JUST TRADED 5 OF THEIRS FOR 1 OF OUR OWN?????
Here’s a little advice…WHEN YOU FIND A HOME GROWN TERRORIST…LIVING WITH THE TALIBAN IN BUTTCRACKISTAN…LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS OVER THERE!!!!
But, to be fair, domestic terrorism is nothing new and it most certainly didn’t start with Bowe Bergdahl. Heck…what about Nidal Hassan??? HE went on a domestic WORKPLACE VIOLENCE Jihad and killed a whole BUNCH of people that COULD have…were TRAINED to and WOULD have killed him IF ONLY OUR MILITARY WERE ALLOWED TO CARRY…GUNS!!!!!
There’s the TSARNAEV BROTHER that the Russians WARNED YOU ABOUT and you ignored…the muzzi moron that shot up the recruiting station in Little Rock back in 09…Farook the Jihadi Kook that got arrested looking to bomb Washington DC in 2009…Christopher Dorner…you remember Dormer…went on a rampage last year? How about…Emerson Begolly by golly…arrested for plotting terrorist acts last year???
And NOW you want to do something about DOMESTIC TERRORISM???
Here’s an idea…START WITH THAT MUSLIM MOO MARRIER IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND WORK YOUR WAY THROUGH HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST UNTIL YOU GET TO BILL AYERS AND BERNADINE DORN!!!!!
HELL…HAVE A FIELD DAY AND SET UP SHOP IN DEERBORN MICHIGAN…THERE’S A 24/7 365 CASE LOAD FOR YA!!!!!
But DON’T be acting all concerned NOW…I mean after BENGHAZI…FAST AND FURIOUS AND VARIOUS ACTS OF…’WORKPLACE VIOLENCE’ because really…YOU WOULDN’T RECOGNIZE DOMESTIC TERRORISM IF IT CAME AT YA WITH A DAMN PEN AND A PHONE!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
As long as this is WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU LET THE GITMO 5 LOOSE” week for the TYRANT KING OBAMA…
Bowe, ‘I AIN’T GETTING A HOME COMING PARTY’ Berghdal is watching his approval ratings sink like an anvil and the DICTATOR ain’t staying so buoyant either.
MOHAMMAD Bergdahl, according to newly released documents isn’t only a DESERTER…HE CONVERTED TO ISLAM…FRATERNIZED WITH THE TALIBAN AND EVEN DECLARED HIMSELF TO”MUJAHID”…A WARRIOR FOR ISLAM!!!
Heck…he was, according to the documents…even allowed to…CARRY A GUN!!!!!
Gee wiz…if Obama knew he was packing HEAT…chances are he would have never SPRUNG him AT ALL!!!
It was an AK-47 by the way…JUST THE SORT OF THING THESE LIBERAL YAHOOS HATE!!!!!
Anyway…
As for the Dictator…HE’S BEEN SPREADING LIES ON TWO CONTINENTS regarding this whole Bergdahl debacle…Trying to convince us that he HAD to act quickly because…POOR, POOR BOWE HAD HEALTH PROBLEMS AND ONLY OBAMA’S FAST ACTION AND OBAMACARE COULD HAVE SAVED HIM!!!
Da, da da DA!!!!! MUSLIMMAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!
And exactly how bad is the sorry lie that Bergdahl was oh, so sick l getting?
GET A LOAD OF THE CRAP COMING FROM DEBBIE WHAT’S HER NAME SCHULTZ as she accuses senator Susan Collins of wanting to leave the traitor in Afghanistan…
“That she would leave a soldier in an armed conflict behind when we had intelligence from everything that I understand that he was — this was our last best opportunity. That he was potentially on death’s door. You know, looking at grainy video is not a way for us to determine that. But from everything I understand, this was our last best opportunity. And throughout the entirety of our military history, we do not leave our military behind.”
Ummmmm…Yep…THAT was working…until the TALIBAN released the video of their buddy…WITH A PEP IN HIS STEP…hopping aboard the helicopter as Obama took the credit.
DOH!!!!!
Not only was he nowhere NEAR “death’s doorstep” but…”You know, looking at grainy video is not a way for us to determine…???” 
HEY SCHULTZY…YOU WERE MORE THAN WILLING TO BLAME ALL OF BENGHAZI ON A CRAPPY VIDEO THAT NOBODY SAW but somehow…THIS video…THAT EVERYBODY IS SEEING…THIS VIDEO SHOWING BERGDAHL LOOKING PERFECTLY FIT…isn’t something you can rely on???
How that woman can even TALK with her head lodged so far up her keester is beyond me. Why didin’t the Obama regime just roll out SUSAN RICE AGAIN???
Oh looky…THEY DID!!!
SUNDAY SHOW SUSAN RICE TROTTED Out to tell us all how BOWE had…”SERVED HIS COUNTRY WITH DIGNITY AND HONOR!!!!!!!”
If, by DIGNITY and HONOR she meant…BY DESERTING…ALIGNING WITH THE ENEMY…TELLING THEM EVERY THING HE KNEW AND STICKING HIS ASS UP IN THE AIR 5 TIMES A DAY TO PRAISE A PEDOPHILE then yeah…he served with…something.
SO…how low will Obama GO in recruiting liars to spread his manure???
APPARENTLY…ALL THE WAY DOWN TO U.S. DEPT. OF HOUSING AND URBAN AFFAIRS MOUTHPIECE…BRANDON FRIEDMAN who USED to be with…THE DEPARTMENT OF VETERANS SCANDALS… who tweeted out…
Uh huh…Bergdahl was THE ONLY SANE ONE THERE…yeah RIGHT…
YO…FRIEDMAN…YOU DIDN’T JUST DESCRIBE OUR SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN…YOU JUST PAINTED A 
MASTERPIECE OF THIS ABSURD…CORRUPT…JIHAD SPOONING DICTATOR AND HIS REGIME!!!!!
And then, there was bag head BOB Bergdahl…standing there in the Rose Garden last Saturday…PRAISING ALLAH AND CLAIMING THE WHITE HOUSE FOR ISLAM after tweeting his terrorist BFF that he was still working to free ALL the terrorists from CLUB GITMO!!!
Bob.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, BOB…Those words should ONLY be uttered to BLESS and CLAIM…AN OUTHOUSE…OUT BACK OF A PULLED PORK BBQ WAGON AT A REDNECK FAIR…IN SCHOOTAMUZZY COUNTY…ALABAMA and you ALLAHDAMN WELL KNOW IT!!!!
And…just because I feel COMPELLED to…There was the TERRORISTS BEST FRIEND…OVER IN POLAND…working out in the gym…GRUNTING AND GRIMACING…WITH 5 POUND DUMBBELLS!!!!!
OH MY GOD…PUTIN TAKES CRAPS THAT WEIGH MORE THAN THAT!!!!!!!
Hey…Holder…OBAMA’S ON HIS WAY BACK…LET’S SEE WHAT YOUR DOMESTIC TERRORIST UNIT IS REALLY ALL ABOUT!!!!!
My friends and fellow Patriots…
Today is Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!
Awesome, as usual.
Great work, Craig. I feel relief just reading this because it helped get my frustration out. By the way…those domestic terrorists Holder was referring to? That would be people like you and I, not Muslims. Count on it.
Every thing said was great except that of the dumb bells, they may not be 5lbs each but possibly were plastic water dog floating fetch toys painted to resemble the real thing. The stair stepping machine could be a self automated unit from holy-wood calif- to mimic a work out designed by prop men for movies so as to not over work the actors during filming.
ROFLMAO !!! But it is sad how low we have sunken as a nation!
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Wondering why noone has stated the obvious about this whole trading of the 5 terrorists leaders for Bowe Bergdahl being a big possibility as to why Jay Carney resigned last week. Wish I could share this on Facebook.
GAWDS i love this!! ROFLMAO!!! this is what a LOT of people are thinking about the turds in charge! and ya know they (WH & DC hate it) LOL!