Oh man, oh man…we’ve actually made it to the end of another week of liberal insanity and, before I get to the MEAT of the socialist crap burger…allow me to impart a small byproduct of it to you.
In Illinois…where people are mired in all manner of liberal devastation from debt and overspending to corruption and violence…the state House Committee has put forth the idea that ILLINOIS TAXPAYERS should CHOKE UP…$100 MILLION DOLLARS to build the…
Barack Hussein oh blow it out your ASS…PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and mosque.
Well…That should make it the world’s most expensive OUTHOUSE BASEMENT ever constructed.
Patriot friends…It’s Friday and in case you haven’t guessed…
I’m fuming.
The National September 11th Memorial Museum is set to open to the public next month and wouldn’t ya just know it…there’s a gaggle on numb-nuts that are blathering about a film that’s to be shown there because…they’re afraid it might upset the Islamists and Jihadis.
And we all know what the Jihadis and Islamists do when they get their head diapers in a wad…
THEY COMMIT ACTS OF TERRORISM LIKE…FLYING PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND KILLING ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE!!!
The…DOCUMENTARY…
‘The Rise of Al Qaeda’ refers to the garbage that committed the atrocities of 9/11 as JIHADIS AND ISLAMISTS and some dim-witted INTERFAITH group is claiming…“The screening of this film in its present state would greatly offend our local Muslim believers as well as any foreign Muslim visitor to the museum.”
And which member of that INTERFAITH group SPEWED that quote???
SHEIK…MOSTAFA ELAZABAWY…THE IMAM…OF THE MASJID MANHATTAN…THAT’S WHO!!!
Obviously, this group sufferers from collective CRANIAL-KEESTER SYNDROME…and they want to make nice-nice with the RELIGION OF PEACE by canning this 7 minute film as though…if it’s not screened…WE CAN ALL CO-EXIST!!!
Look…
The Muslim Jihadis are only interested in CO-EXISTING with those who…ACCEPT 8TH CENTURY BARBARISM…WILL GATHER IN A NEIGHBORHOOD PARK TO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS AND STONE TO DEATH THE…VICTIM…OF A RAPE…AGREE TO FORCED MARITAL RELATIONS BETWEEN 60 YEAR OLD MEN AND YOUR 9 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS…AND WILL GLEEFULLY…BLOW THEMSELVES UP…IN THE MIDDLE OF A MARKET…JUST TO PROVE TO YOU HOW DAMN TOLERANT THEY ARE!!!
Now then…if you INTERFAITH freaks who are all about…”HAVE YOU HUGGED A TERRORIST TODAY” BUMPER STICKERS on the backs of your “SMART” cars…can’t find a way to shoehorn a little COMMON SENSE into the void between your ears…
THE SAME BATCH OF BARBARIANS WHO DESTROYED THOSE TOWERS IN NEW YORK AND…WITHOUT WHOM THERE WOULD BE NO 7 MINUTE DOCUMENTARY TO GIVE YOU IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME AND NASAL DRIP AT THE SAME TIME…WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ALLOW YOUR HEADS…TO CO-EXIST…APART FROM YOUR BODIES!!!!!
Fuming.
Remember last week when HARRY, HARRY, QUITE CONTRARY had his milk-toast panties all bunched up and called those Patriots who stood UP and backed DOWN the BLM goons at the Bundy Ranch nothing but a bunch of ‘DOMESTIC TERRORISTS?????’
Well…it seems there have been quite a few folks out there that want to take him to task for those comments.
Little Bo POOP has now asked that you all…please…quit calling his office at 202-224-3542.
IF you continue to call Harry the Weasel’s office at…202-224-3542 …he won’t be able to do his regular business of shelving bills that would help the economy, assist in making us energy independent and ease unemployment.
So DO (not)…I repeat DO (not)…call Harry GREED at 202-224-3542 because…it annoys him and his staff.
Because wee wittle Harry seems to be beginning to vibrate with uncontrollable angst over the amount of Patriot phone calls he’s been receiving lately…I might also suggest that you (not) call him at his RENO office…775-686-5750 or at his office in CARSON CITY at 775-882-7343.
I further suspect he might become agitated enough for his dog whistle of a voice to quiver (every time he opens his pie hole…NANCY PELOSI COMES RUNNING OVER TO HIS OFFICE FROM THE HOUSE!!!) were you to start calling his office in Las Vegas at 702-388-5020 so…BY ALL MEANS…(don’t) DO IT!!!
Now then…we all know that crusty’s son…Rory…otherwise known as…SON OF CRUSTY…has also been degrading the Patriots who defended the Bundy’s and is, just as up to HIS myopic eyes in the Chinese Solar Firm…ENN as dear old dad so…on the off chance CRUSTY the ELDER is hiding under CRUSTY the YOUNGER’S desk…trying to avoid answering the phone…YOU MIGHT WANT TO (not) CALL the RORY REID DIRECT LINE at the DEWEY, CHEATUM AND HOWE law offices in Las Vegas at 702-383-8836.
So…ya got all that??? DO (not) CALL HARRY REID at 202-224-3542 or 775-686-5750 or 775-882-7343 or at 702-388-5020 and by NO means start ringing up RORY REID in an effort to locate HARRY REID at 702-383-8836 as it has, apparently, become a sore spot.
And above all else…
Please keep this in mind as you go about your business…
And whatever you do…DO (not) CALL THOSE NUMBERS MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY!!!!
I’m fuming.
Well…this is classic liberal hypocrisy for ya…
4/20…a national holiday for the peace, love and tie-dye bean sprout brained liberal pot-smoking environ-MENTAL cases is always the day before…EARTH DAY and how did the weed-inebriated celebrate in San Fran FREAK SHOW???
They had a party…under the Golden Gate bridge…on HIPPIE HILL where they left a few empty candy wrappers and snack chip bags behind.
TEN…THOUSAND…POUNDS of candy wrappers and snack chip bags…to be exact.
Ummmmm…
Ten thousand pot-heads left…TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF EMPTY WRAPPERS LAYING ON THE GROUND…THE DAY BEFORE EARTH DAY???
THAT’S A POUND PER POT-HEAD!!!
Do you have ANY idea how much a candy wrapper weighs???
Me either so…I LOOKED IT UP!!! An average wrapper for a candy bar or a small bag of chips comes in at approximately…18.73 grams.
Yeah…I know…I wasn’t sure on that either so…I LOOKED THAT UP TOO!!!
There are exactly…453.592 grams in a pound.
HOLY CRAP!!! THAT MEANS EACH AND EVERY LIBERAL STONER AT POT PALOOZA MUNCHED DOWN 24.217 CANDY BARS OR BAGS OF DORITOS AND LEFT ALL THE LITTER ON THE GROUND BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO MESSED UP TO FIND A TRASH CAN!!!
But…not to be out done…BARACK ‘I’LL WASTE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS ON SOLYNDRA’ OBAMA…on Earth Day itself…FLEW OFF TO WASHINGTON STATE THUS SPREADING A WHOPPING…508, 032 POUNDS OF CARBON EMISSIONS INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!!!
And then…the day AFTER Earth Day…HE TOOK AIR FARCE ONE AND FLEW OFF TO ASIA…DUMPING ANOTHER…1,169,248 POUNDS OF CARBON EMISSIONS INTO THE AIR FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF…1.73 MILLION POUNDS or…868.64 TONS OF THE STUFF!!!!!
It’ll be twice that if he comes back so why doesn’t he do the entire planet a favor and STAY THE HELL OVER THERE???
By the way…the average garden variety human spews out 19 tons of carbon emissions…PER FREAKIN’ YEAR!!!!!
Now…If all that isn’t ENOUGH…
MOOOOOOOCHELLE JUST CAME BACK FROM CHINA (and correct me if I’m wrong…IS ALSO IN…ASIA!!!) WHILE ON HER SOLO VACATION…no doubt on a WIDE BODY 747 CARGO HAULER which means…BETWEEN THE TWO GREENIE WEEN
IES THAT THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE DRIVING SOLAR POWERED SMART CARS and…CAR POOLING ON TOP OF IT…
THEY BLASTED A TOTAL OF…4,676,992 (because SHE came back and HE’S planning to) POUNDS OF WHAT THEY ARE KILLING THE COAL INDUSTRY…JACKING UP THE PRICE OF CARS AND BERATING THE USE OF WOOD BURNING STOVES FOR…INTO THE ATMOSPHERE FOR A TOTAL OF 2,338.496 TONS or…
123.078 TIMES THE AMOUNT AN AVERAGE PERSON EJECTS INTO THE AIR IN A SINGLE YEAR!!!!!
HOLY AL GORE BATMAN!!!!
This from the same regime that deploys methane sniffing DRONES to monitor every BOVINE FART ON THE BACK FORTY!!!!!
Here’s an idea…
The next time those two decide to run amok overseas…plop their keesters in a CANOE and let them START their trip from the same place they’re LEAVING the rest of us with all this GREEN ENERGY CRAP…
UP SHIT CREEK…WITHOUT A PADDLE!!!!!
My friends and fellow Patriots…
Today IS Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!
REMINDER!!!
RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS begins its SATURDAY…LIVE Call In Show TOMORROW and Diane and I would love to have you join us as we have some fun and discuss the topis of the week!!!
RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS from 2-4pm EST on Wednesday and NOW…FROM 11-1 est ON SATURDAYS AS WELL!!!
