Friday Fume

friday fume 1Obamacare has hit the Supreme Court but, I’m not talking about the Hobby Lobby case…I’m talking about Whistler’s GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER…Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

LIBERALS are actually putting the PRESSURE on the woman who used to BABYSIT ABE LINCOLN to RETIRE because…THEY’RE afraid the frail and sickly looking SUPREME COURT MUNCHKIN might just OUT LIVE THE OBAMA REGIME and they don’t want to take the chance that a REPUBLICAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE WILL NAME HER REPLACEMENT!!!

If she doesn’t retire…They’ll just have the DEATH PANEL cut off her PRUNE JUICE SUBSIDY after which hers will become the first recorded death from being FULL OF CRAP!!!

Remember back when compulsive liar, Harry Reid got caught giving his GRANDDAUGHTER’S BUSINESS $17 grand from his CAMPAIGN account?

Well, he DID say he’d pay all $17,000 bucks back from his own pocket but…NOW we have word that it was REALLY…$31,000.00 that Reid gave the grandchild.

And the IRS is targeting CONSERVATIVES???

Finally, in the search for the missing plane…Australian satellites have spotted 22 pieces of debris…Taiwanese satellites have spotted 120 pieces.

A Chinese satellite spotted more than 300 pieces of debris and…A JAPANESE SATELLITE SPOTTED…

GODZILLA!!!!!!!

RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR RIVES!!!!!

Here we go with another week full of liberal boneheads on parade!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, we now know how much our Dictator’s vacations to his homeland…AFRICA and,to the state which FORGED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE moo 1cost us last year.

NEARLY A COOL $16 MILLION BUCKS!!!

And that’s just the price of the FLIGHTS!!!

According to an official report obtained by Judicial Watch…

“The Obama family 2013-2014 vacation to Honolulu cost $210,877 per hour for travel alone; at 36.9 total hours, the cost to taxpayers for the vacation’s flight expense was $7,781,361.30.”

THAT’S AN INCREASE OF…$3,695,006.10…OVER THE PREVIOUS YEAR’S SOAKING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR A VACATION GETAWAY!!!

Ummm…He’s flying on the same airline…AIR FARCE ONE…so what, other than a few MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOMES DIFFERENCE IN FUEL COSTS…IS the difference???

Hey…IF HE NOW HAS TO PAY EXTRA FOR BAGS…HE NEEDS TO LEAVE MOOCHELLE AT HOME NEXT TIME!!!

Then, there was Africa wheMOO 2re WE ponied up $8,104,224.00 FOR THE DICTATOR’S ROUND TRIP TICKETS!!!

Do you realize it costs damn near a QUARTER OF A MILLION BUCKS to flap the wings of the AIR FARCE ONE…EVERY HOUR ITS IN FLIGHT???

That’s about $228,000 for the flight and…AN EXTRA $22 GRAND IN BRIBES TO BE ALLOWED TO LAND SOMEWHERE!!!

I understand they’ve added new, deeper cushions to the seats so as to allow people WITH THEIR COLLECTIVE HEADS UP THEIR ASSES to be more comfortable on long flights.

Now…I KNOW you’re thinking the amount of money we spend, sending that idiot on vacations is outrageous…AND IT IS…But you have to put it into perspective…

IT COST US $800 MILLION BUCKS FOR A DAMN WEBSITE THAT HAS NEVER WORKED!!!

Besides…The REAL outrage is…WE KEEP BUYING HIM ROUND TRIP TICKETS INSTEAD OF ONE WAY!!!

Fuming.

Speaking of vacationing idiots…

MOOOOChelle has been over in CHINA…IRRITATING THE COMMIES!!!

That head-case actually went over there and SCOLDED THE CHINESE FOR CENSURING THEIR PRESS!!!

Ummmmmm…SHE BANNED OUR PRESS FROM COVERING HER VACATION!!!!!MOO 3A

And I think I know why.

It seems MOOchelle just couldn’t find a good TAKE OUT in DC and she was WANTING TO EAT SOME CHINESE.

Now, given this photo of the SQUATCH next to a garden variety Asian guy…I just have one question…

HOW IN THE HELL MANY CHINESE PEOPLE DID SHE EAT?????

Look, if the whole press thing wasn’t bad enough…MOOOChelle ALSO addressed a bunch of commies and…SHE WAS BRAGGING ABOUT OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM OVER HERE!!!

TO THE CHINESE!!!!!

Are you KIDDING???

While OUR centers of indoctrination are teaching tomorrow’s leaders that it’s OKAY of you add 2 plus 2 and come up with 5…

THEIR future ROCKET SCIENTISTS OVER THERE ARE HACKING INTO OUR TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT FILES AT THE AGE OF 3 but there she was…A COMMON BORE…EXTOLLING COMMON CORE!!!

I’ll tell ya something…

If MOOOOOOOOOchelle sits down too fast on a BEIJING BUS…

SHE’S GONNA END UP SMUGGLING ABOUT 7 MEMBERS OF A CHINESE FAMILY BACK TO THE UNITED STATES!!!!!

I’m fuming.

MOO 4Did you hear what’s going on down in Jefferson Davis Parish, Louisiana?

They have unanimously passed an ordinance making it ILLEGAL to wear pants with the waistband HANGING BELOW THE WAIST OR TO HAVE ONE’S FRUIT-O-THE-LOOMS OR THEIR BUTT CRACKS SHOWING!!!

WHOOHOO!!!!!

The 1st time some slap-happy skivvy showing idiot gets caught waddling around in public with their pants at half-mast…THEY’LL BE HANDED A $50.00 FINE!!!

After that…The fine goes up to $50 BUCKS PER BUTT CHEEK!!!

What’s always amused me about these liberal fashion icons is that when they’re on Cops…THEY ALWAYS WIND UP TRIPPING ON THEIR ZIPPERS and the 1st thing they always ask the ARRESTING OFFICER is…”CAN I PULL MY PANTS UP???”

I SAY…scrap Obamacare and…MANDATE THE PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS ACT!!!!

I’m FUMING.

And finally…

We have the LIBERAL, Republic of the Socialist State of California state senator… Leland Yee.MOO 5

Ye ol Yee, has been arrested on several charges including…

Racketeering, narcotics and money-laundering…RUN OF THE MILL STUFF for a liberal but…The charge that REALLY stands out is…

GUN RUNNING!!!!!

Yep…The ANTI GUN NUT  Yee had SEVERAL discussions with UNDERCOVER FBI AGENTS regarding HEADING UP A WEAPONS TRAFFICING OPERATION…DEALING FIREARMS WITHOUT A LICENSE AND…ILLEGALLY IMPORTING FIREARMS…INCLUDING…ROCKET LAUNCHERS…VIA A PHILLIPINE GROUP WITH TIES TO TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS IN A SCHEME THAT WOULD…DEFRAUD THE CITIZENS OF HIS STATE…IN EXCHANGE FOR…CAMPAIGN DONATIONS!!!

Yee WAS running to become California’s SECRETARY OF STATE!!!

Given the charges and the liberal party stance on such things…

I’M THINKING HE’LL NOW BE SEEKING A NATIONAL OFFICE WITH THE FULL SUPPORT OF THE DNC!!!

YEE-HAW!!!!MOO 6

The bottom dweller wasn’t alone in being arrested either.

The birds of a feather included somebody named…RAYMOND “SHRIMP BOY” CHOW…A left coast gangster who’s name will make him VERY popular in PRISON…and one KEITH JACKSON…A 49 year old SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW…SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER!!!!

Up until his arrest…Leland Yee’s SIGNATURE ISSUE throughout his campaign was…GUN CONTROL and now we have a MUCH clearer picture of his platform.

GUNS FOR YEE BUT NOT FOR THEE!!!!!

Take a look at this scum’s tweets and compare them to the charges against him…

AT LEAST TONY WEINER DIDN’T CAMPAIGN ON…KEEPING HIS PANTS UP!!!!

What’s REALLY amazing is that these liberals LEARNED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FROM FAST AND FURIOUS except that the guy in charge of THAT deadly debacle…GOT AWAY WITH IT!!!

But…It’s more than just the LIBERALS in California…

REPUBLICAN…”BUSINESSMAN AND ENGINEER” Glenn Champ…WHO IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR…HAS BEEN DISCOVERED TO BE A…SEX OFFENDER AND…SOMEONE WHO SPENT 10 YEARS IN THE BIG HOUSE FOR…MANSLAUGHTER!!!

THIS IDIOT…CHAMP…Says HE’S running on a platform of…

Get this…

“AMERICAN…CHRISTIAN…VALUES!!!!!”

Sounds more like traditional MUSLIM values to ME!!!MOO 7

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE IN THE STATE OF FRUITS…NUTS AND FLAKES ANYWAY???

You’ve got ONE guy who’s professes to be an ANTI GUN NUT…RUNNING A GUN SMUGGLING OPERATION AND TRYING TO BECOME THE SECRETARY OF STATE AND…A SEX OFFENDER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AISLE WHO DID 10 FOR RUNNING OVER A COMPETITOR WITH HIS GARBAGE TRUCK RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR!!!

Throw in BOXER and that MOONBAT PELOSI along with all those MORONS from BELL California who WERE STEALING THE PEOPLE BLIND and there can be only one conclusion…

EVERY POLITICIAN IN THE STATE IS EATING FUKISHIMA SUSHI!!!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Today is FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

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