Weekend Edition: The Delusional World of Media Matters

HOLD THE PHONE!!!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!

Media Matters has…Declared…VICTORY over…FOX NEWS!!!!!

For years, Propaganda Matters has waged war against Fox News in much the same way a light breeze has waged war on the Rocky Mountains but…IT’S OVER!!!

PROPAGANDA MATTERS HAS DECLARED THAT LAST FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13TH, 2013, WAS…VFN DAY.

That, of course would be…VICTORY over FOX NEWS Day!!!

Oh…Never mind that Fox News continues to be THE most HIGHLY RATED news organization in the land…That’s just a technicality.

According to Amanda Terkel, “In the coming years, Fox will no longer be the center of Media Matters’ universe. Media Matters has effectively discredited the network’s desire to be seen as ‘fair and balanced.’”

And how “effectively” HAS Media Matters been regarding the “discrediting” of Fox News?

Well…When it comes to TRUST and who DO you…FOX is rated higher than ABC News.

For that matter, Propaganda Matters…Fox is ALSO rated higher as a TRUSTED news organization than… CBS News…CNN… MSNBC…Comedy Central…NBC News…and PBS.

THIS JUST IN….PROPAGANDA MATTERS HAS DECLARED VICTORY OVER FOX NEWS!!!

Never mind that FOX has the highest rated morning show of any cable network and…The highest ratings in the afternoon too. Then, there’s the FOX News number 1 rated “The Five” which, oddly enough, airs at 5 eastern time.

Did ya hear???

Propaganda Matters has vanquished Fox News.

There’s the Fox News prime-time line-up that features the number 1 evening show for the past 11 or 12 years…”The O’Reilly Factor” which is now followed by the freshest Fox News prime-time WMCD (weapon of mass competition destruction) Megyn Kelly.

Now…Megyn Kelly’s show is an interesting thing.

On her 1st night, she failed to match the ratings of MSNBCommies but…On her 2nd NIGHT…

KELLY DOUBLED THE RATINGS OF MSNBCommies which led NBCommies to call the numbers into question and DEMAND a RECOUNT…Which they got and…

NBCommies was right, there WAS something wrong with the 2nd night numbers.

It turned out that Kelly actually had HIGHER ratings than those first released and, she hasn’t looked back since!!!

WE INTERRUPT THIS ARTICLE WITH A BREAKING UPDATE!!!

PROPAGANDA MATTERS STILL CLAIMS TO HAVE DEFEATED, RUN INTO THE GROUND AND “EFFECTIVELY DISCREDITED”…FOX NEWS!!!

Let’s go to a quote from Propaganda Matters Vice President Angelo Carusone who has stated, “The war on Fox is over. And it’s not just that it’s over but it was very successful. To a large extent, we won.”

According to this Vice President of Propaganda Matters, whose name sounds like something one would find as a character in “The Godfather 4,”…

Propaganda Matters will NOW focus their devastating efforts on“new, increasingly influential targets, including Spanish-language media, social media streams, alternative online outlets and morning and entertainment sources.”

Look out Telemundo…George Soros, that creepy-ass Nazi sympathizer, is coming for YOU!!!

In other breaking news from Propaganda Matters…

The dinosaurs have declared victory over the asteroid.

Wooly mammoths have defeated the melting of the last ice age which, as we all know, was caused by cavemen using too much fossil fuel in their SUV’s.

Speaking of dinosaurs and global warming…Al Gore has declared victory over George W. Bush.

Hold on…We’re getting an update…

Yes…

Uh huh…Is that confirmed???

Ladies and gentlemen, Propaganda Matters has just confirmed, beyond a doubt, the White Star Line has just announced the SUCCESSFUL crossing of the north Atlantic by the…TITANIC!!!

The Egyptians has defeated the Jews on the OTHER side of the Red Sea and, according to highly reliable sources…

POMPEII HAS DUSTED OFF THE PESKY ASH FROM THAT ANNOYING MT, VESUVIUS!!!

Say…Have you heard that Propaganda Matters has claimed VICTORY over FOX NEWS???

Hey HEY…What have we HERE???

The FRENCH have run the NAZIS Out of Normandy???

Propaganda Matters, like a snot-nosed, schoolyard bully that’s all show and no go, has been buzzing around Fox News for YEARS like a gnat thinking it can bring down the biggest gorilla in the jungle and, they have never managed to make Fox even blink.

Personalities from OTHER networks including PBS, ABC, CNN and MSNBC have LEFT those ratings midgets to bring their talents to FOX for the last 10 years because, IN Fox News, whether they are from the right OR the left side of the aisle, they find a fairer and more balanced approach TO the news.

Fox News Channel DOES lean to the right with their COMMENTARY programs but, not with their NEWS programming. In their NEWS, they are what their catch phrase claims…”Fair and Balanced.”

In the news jungle, Fox alone, represents what news SHOULD be by giving BOTH sides of the issues. It’s NOT an unbalanced approach that has liberal contributors to Fox losing the debates…It’s the unbalanced mentality and agenda of the LEFT that hands those debates to the RIGHT all tied in a pretty red bow.

Here are the numbers and, they are stunning.

While Fox News is the CLEAR winner in the cable news forum holding a 68% share of all nightly viewers…There are some 30 MILLION viewers of news shows when you add in the ilk of ABC, NBC and CBS.

All in all…Fox holds 11% of ALL viewers every night which means that a whopping 89% of all those who get their news from television get it from LIBERAL/SOCIALIST sources and, we also KNOW that for YEARS…Media Matters has provided propaganda HIT style talking points TO those liberal/socialist “news” that have come directly from the Obama white house.

Media Matters started about 9 years ago for the purpose of trying to character assassinate conservatives and the Bush administration as well as to try and counter the power of Fox News.

After 7 years of losing the battle they started, George Soros stepped in and created a SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA SURGE FOR AN ALL-OUT WAR AGAINST FOX by pumping $10 MILLION DOLLARS a year INTO Media Matters.

Imagine the utter frustration OF Media Matters as THEY have the combined media…89% ALL the combined media aligned AGAINST the right and, and Fox News but, despite their  $10 MILLION dollar annual budget to ATTACK THE RIGHT AND WAGE WAR AGAINST FOX NEWS…

 Fox is STILL…THE most TRUSTED name in news and consistently bulldozes their cable competition every single night.

Not only has Media Matters been ineffectual in their war against Fox News…They have been losing ground in a stunningly embarrassing way.

Friday…trying in desperation to hide their complete and utter failure to take down Fox News…Media Matters ran away from the battlefield with their socialist collective tail between their legs yelling…”WE WON!!! WE DEFEATED FOX NEWS!!!”

By now signaling their intention to “target,” and BY “target,” Media Matters means…Provide targeted, anti-conservative propaganda to “Spanish-language media, social media streams, alternative online outlets and morning and entertainment sources,” the socialist talking points clearing house will be ramping up their efforts leading into the 2014 midterms and try to hit their stride before the 2016 presidential election.

But, they couldn’t do it and have any leverage with their base given their dismal failure regarding Fox so…They, in the face of reality, did what socialists must…they lied and claimed victory, hoping their no information voters buy into it.

The problem for the “Nothing They Say Matters” Media is simple…Anyone with any credibility whatsoever has long ago jumped their ships leaving ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN and the rest of their ilk with nothing but incredulous bozos acting as sad little puppets of the Obama administration and drooling  the vitriolic phlegm coughed up by Media Matters.

The reality of socialism is starting to smack the very liberals Media Matters is trying to convince that THEY won THEIR war against Fox News, right between the eyes and as the situation gets more desperate for the left, their puppets, Martin Bashir, Alec Baldwin, Keith Olbermann and the like, keep getting their strings cut.

From whom, do you suppose they got THEIR talking points?

THIS JUST IN!!! ACCORDING TO PROPAGANDA MATTERS…

SOCIALISM HAS WORKED EVERYWHERE IT HAS EVER BEEN TRIED AND…

OBAMACARE IS A STUNNING SUCCESS!!!!!

Somewhere, in the United Arab Emirates, Baghdad Bob is proud.

Craig Andresen

The National Patriot

Weekend Edition 12/14/2013

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