Since missing out on a Friday Fume a few days ago and, since I’ll be spending a few days over Christmas with family…I thought today might be the BEST day for a year ending FUME!!!
It should come as no surprise that liberals are just as baffled by the truth at Christmas time as they are the OTHER 51 weeks of the year and, their behavior never takes a holiday.
So…My Patriot friends…
Grab onto your sleigh, guard your holly berries and hang on for all you’re worth.
Today is…MONDAY and…
Well, well…What have we here?
It seems there’s a company out there called…OpticsPlanet that is selling, or TRYING to sell some sort of covert, spying, recon kit so that one can hide in the bushes or snow banks and do to their neighbors what the NSA has been doing to ALL Americans…
CATCH THEM DOING SOMETHING THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST THEM!!!
But…That’s NOT what they’re CALLING the kit that comes with Gilly suits, night vision equipment, 2 way radios, MRE’s…A Canon camera…Tactical balls…WHATEVER THOSE ARE and let’s hope it has NOTHING to do with ANTHONY WEINER…
The kit has trail cams, night vision cams… A FREAKIN’ FLIR Scout PS-24 Thermal Camera…LISTENING DEVICES…COLD WEATHER GEAR…I MEAN…THIS THING HAS STUFF THE MILITARY WOULD LOVE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON and OpticsPlanet is marketing all of this as a…
STATE-OF-THE-ART…SANTA STAKEOUT KIT!!!!!
If ANYBODY buys this thing…FOR THE EVERYDAY LOW PRICE OF…$6,500 DOLLARS…
They need to have their HEADS examined…BE PUT ON THE NO-FLY AND…NAUGHTY LISTS and…
SENT TO BED WITHOUT THEIR LIBERAL…BEAN SPROUT AND TOFU DINNER!!!!!
You’re NEVER supposed to SEE Santa…MUCH LESS…ORGANIZE A COVERT OP TO TRY AND BLOW HIM OUT OF THE SKY!!!!!
Good grief…Leave Santa ALONE and…QUIT TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE UP TO AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!
If ya don’t know THAT already…CHANCES ARE…YOU’RE WEARING A GILLY SUIT…EATING AN MRE AND PLAYING WITH YOUR LASER POINTER IN THE BACK YARD WONDERING WHY YA CAN’T GET A DATE!!!!!
Speaking of Santa…OH THE CONTROVERSY!!!
NORAD now has a FIGHTER JET escorting Santa and LIBERALS ARE…
What’s the big deal?
Have you SEEN some of the places Santa has to go or, worse yet…
How would YOU like to be wearin’ a BRIGHT RED SUIT…FLYING over EGYPT or…ANYWHERE WHERE ELVES ARE CONSIDERED…TARGETS!!!!!
Is there ANYBODY out there who DOESN’T think SOMEBODY’S gonna take a shot at the fat man when that sleigh full of toys hits a roof IN DETROIT?????
Look, if ANYBODY needs a fighter escort…IT’S SANTA!!!
But liberals and socialists say it sends the WRONG MESSAGE to little kids.
Which little kids???
THE ONES WHO ASKED SANTA FOR HALO OR SOME OTHER VIDEO GAME WHERE THEY WREAK MAYHEM AND DEATH ON OTHER CYBER PLAYERS?????
I’ll tell ya…These liberal parents…Sending their kids to PUBLIC SCHOOLS where they are taught to HATE conservatives or ANYONE ELSE who DOESN’T WEAR SOCKS WITH THEIR BIRKENSTOCKS and, they’re ALL IN A DITHER because…NORAD…GAVE SANTA A FIGHTER JET ESCORT?????
What REALLY has these liberal kill-joy’s as irritated as having a HOLLY LEAF in their collective knickers is…THE FACT THAT…DESPITE ALL THE CUTS OBAMA HAS MADE TO THE MILITARY…
THEY CAN STILL PROVIDE AIR SUPPORT FOR A JOLLY OLD MAN AND A SQUADRON OF REINDEER!!!!
Stuff THAT in your liberal stockings.
Speaking of Christmas…
The gift that just keeps on giving…OBAMACARE…Is still spreading disaster across the nation WITHOUT a military escort.
TODAY…December 23rd is THE DEADLINE to “enroll” in socialism or…Is it the 27th?
Maybe it’s the 31st…
IT’S SO HARD TO KNOW WHEN…EVERY OTHER DAY…OBAMACLAUS SHOWS UP AND CHANGES THE DATE!!!
To quote Hillary…”WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE???”
Regardless of the deadline…MILLIONS of Americans are going to be WITHOUT insurance BECAUSE of Obamacare…The law that liberals were BRIBED to pass in order to insure the UNINSURED.
But there ol’ MOOCHELE…Telling us that what we should be doing…AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND DURING OUR CHRISTMAS DINNERS…
IS TALKING ABOUT…OBAMACARE!!!
Uh huh…THAT’S gonna happen.
Obamacare is the LUMP OF COAL that NOBODY wants and SHE thinks we’re gonna be encouraging each other to “enroll” in THAT crap over CHRISTMAS DINNER???
ON WHAT PLANET DO THESE FOOLS LIVE WHERE THEIR ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY 1/6 OF THE ENTIRE ECONOMY WHILE LEAVING US ALL WITHOUT HEALTHCARE IS WHAT WE’RE GONNA ALL EXCITED ABOUT AROUND THE TREE???
There’s a REASON for the season and…IT AIN’T SOCIALISM!!!!!
In the Christmas story…There was Mary and Joseph…Angels…The shepherds…Something you’ll NEVER find in Washington…3 WISE MEN…And…Much to the dismay of liberals…THE BABY JESUS!!!!!
That is not to say Obama and Obamacare didn’t play a PART in the Christmas story…
There WERE animals in the stable and, I’m reasonably sure ONE OF THEM WAS A JACKASS…
And whatever that ASS left behind it in the hay…Well…THERE’S YOUR OBAMACARE…RIGHT THERE!!!!!
And I’m also pretty sure…NOBODY WAS TELLING MARY AND JOSEPH TO…EN…ROLL IN IT EITHER!!!!!
I’m willing to BET there will be MORE people enjoying their Christmas this year…WATCHING DUCK DYNASTY DVD’s and WEARING THEIR DUCK DYNASTY SHIRTS, HATS AND BANDANAS than there will be SINGING THE PRAISES OF OBAMACARE!!!!!
I’ll be doin’ MY part by LISTENING TO MY BRAND NEW COPY OF THE “ROBERTSON FAMILY CHRISTMAS” cd CALLED…
“DUCK THE HALLS!!!!!”
A&E may not be as “Happy, Happy” Happy” as they COULD have been, had they NOT decided that CANNED DUCK should be on the menu.
Over the last few days…Their DUCK DYNASTY MARATHON saw viewership PLUMMET BY 71% and while THOSE morons might want to CROW over that…THEY need to be reminded of the OTHER side of the coin.
WALMART…1 DAY AFTER THE SUSPENSION OF PHIL…SOLD OUT OF DUCK DYNASTY STUFF, ACROSS THE NATION!!!
Seems all those people who WEREN’T watching the MARATHON were at WALMART…BUYING EVERY PIECE OF DUCK STUFF THEY COULD GET THEIR HANDS ON!!!!!
Naturally, Rich Ferraro…The VP of “COMMUNICATIONS” at…GLAAD-AT…The Gay and Lesbian Association for the Advancement of DUMB-ASS THINKING has now decided to insist that A&E send PHIL ROBERTSON to some sort of REHAB by making him sit down with GAY FAMILIES…IN LOUISIANA…SO HE CAN…”LEARN ABOUT THEIR LIVES AND THE VALUES THEY SHARE!!!”
Here’s an idea…Why not have ALL the members of GLAAD-AT sit down with FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN FAMILIES IN LOUISIANA TO LEARN ABOUT…THEIR…LIVES AND BELIEFS AND THE VALUES…THEY…SHARE…FIRST!!!
Let’s see how THAT goes and…If it STRAIGHTENS THEM OUT…We’ll give it a try with PHIL.
All this is…Is a way for LIBERALS to ATTACK a CONSERVATIVE AND HIS FAMILY because…THE ROBERTSONS HAVE BECOME THE FUNNY “WALTONS” OF A NEW GENERATION AND PEOPLE AREN’T LAUGHING AT THEM…AMERICA IS LAUGHING…WITH THEM!!!!!
In this country…NOBODY has to agree with Phil any more than they HAVE to agree with LIBERALS but…LIBERALS just can’t accept that.
THEY HAVE TO INSIST THAT EVERYBODY HAS THE RIGHT…NOT TO BE OFFENDED and it’s ONLY the LIBERALS who get to decide WHAT IS OFFENSIVE!!!!!
In that, and so many other respects…LIBERALS HAVE THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR OWN KEESTERS THAT THEY COULD WATERBOARD THEMSELVES WITH AN ACUTE CASE OF DIARRHEA!!!!
And I think I know exactly how to make THAT a REALITY…
In 2016…We RELEASE THE QUACKEN and put TED NUGENT AND…PHIL ROBERTSON ON THE TICKET!!!
Here’s wishing ALL my Patriot friends a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and…Even though today is Monday…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!