Obamacrap’s New Marketing Plan – “FAABULOUUS!!!!”

Yesterday, Jay Carney was at the podium READING a provided talking point regarding how Obamacare was already saving MILLIONS of people money.

I hate to break it to you but, Carney may well be right.

I hate to break it to Carney but, the reason millions are saving money is because they once paid FOR health insurance and now, because of Obamacare…THEY’RE NOT…because they figure it’s better to not pay and just hope nothing goes wrong.

Idiot.

Anyway…That’s not what this article is all about.

Remember just a couple of weeks ago when this administration was out there telling us that what Obamacare really needed to become a success was a…MARKETING PLAN???

I mean, they spent 3 ½ years having Obama market it with lies about keeping your plans and keeping your doctors.

They spent $677 MILLION dollars on the Obamacare website to make enrolling in Obamacare as easy as buying a TV on Amazon.

They marketed it to their own party in congress by BRIBING them to vote for it.

Obama and his crack (smoking) team of marketing geniuses TRIED to enlist the NFL to push Obamacare but only the Ravens took him up on the deal and scored a cool $130 thousand to do…something.

The Obama administration used cute, fuzzy critters and tried to call the whole thing…”ADORABLE CARE!!!”

They paid some advertising firm a boatload of taxpayer dollars to create ads featuring frat boys doing keg stands and horny young women with their panties in a knot over some dweeb touting Obamacare’s Sandra Fluke, slutcare benefits but…sadly…that didn’t pan out either.

Celebrities…Obama and his Hollywood pals were using a gaggle of paparazzi targets to convince us all that enrolling in Obamacare would make us ALL more glamorous but…As soon as the “As-Easy-to-Use-as-Amazon” website crashed…the stars disappeared.

But all Obamacare really needs, to take off like a Russian rocket is…

A MARKETING CAMPAIGN…Right?

Well…

Happy, happy, joy, joy…

Obama and the brain-trust of socialism is now going to market Obamacare by featuring…

GAYS…LESBIANS…MEN WHO WANT TO BE WOMEN…WOMEN WHO WANT TO BE MEN AND…THOSE WHO WILL HUMP ANYTHING THAT WALKS…THE BISEXUALS!!!!

Now, call me crazy but…I thought that the idea of a SUCCESSFUL marketing strategy was to appeal to the WIDEST swath of Americans as possible.

That being the case…THIS new marketing plan seems a little…Queer.

Doesn’t it?

ONLY about 9 million out of the 315 million people in the country identify as part of that community making The LGBT “community”  a VERY small segment of the American population.

BUT, liberals will say that’s more than what got thrown off their insurance plans and Conservatives were BEMOANING those numbers as being SIGNIFICANT.

Steady there Dancing Queens…

Let’s deal with the FACTS…Shall we?

The number cancelled from their insurance is now at 6 million…NOT PEOPLE but…POLICIES and when one considers that one POLICY could have been covering 2…3…4 or more people as a FAMILY…The number of PEOPLE could be anywhere between 12 and 48 MILLION…PEOPLE who no longer have insurance because of Obamacare.

That said…

I don’t know about you but…

Watching some drag queen telling me to enroll is going to make me as giddy about Obamacare as that disgusting cartoon RAT made me about buying a Quizno’s sandwich.

So, why WOULD Obama and the boys be plunking down OUR money to have the drag queens and other LGBT posse hawking Obamacare to the masses?

BECAUSE…NEARLY ALL OF THEM ARE ALREADY CONFIRMED LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS and other than THAT ideological pack…Nobody else wants to get NEAR Obamacare.

So how is this “BRILLIANT” marketing plan gonna unfold?

You know those annoying commercials attached to the front of You Tube videos?

Well…The next time you click into a video of cats doing the darnedest things…DON’T BE SURPRISED TO SEE A 30 SECOND SPOT FEATURING THE CAST OF “CATS” DOING THE OBAMACARE THING FIRST!!!

But…It could well get worse.

Just yesterday…Facebook announced IT was going to start adding video advertisements to YOUR news feeds.

Won’t THAT be nice.

Say…You have a page or a group dedicated to conservative core values and when someone clicks in…They’re met by a SINGING, DANCING DRAG QUEEN TELLING THEM THAT OBAMACARE IS JUST WHAT THEY NEED AND…IF ROCKSY La REUX DOESN’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED…WHO DOES???

Thankth a lot FAATHBOOK!!!

According to Sebelius, Obamacare is FAAAAABULOUUUUS for the LGBT community.

“All of this is good news for the LGBT community, particularly when we consider that one in three lower income LGBT adults in our country do not have health insurance. Starting October 1, they are going to have the opportunity to sign-up for quality, affordable coverage through the new Health Insurance Marketplace for coverage beginning as early as January 1, 2014.”

Sebelius outlined several health issues faced by gay Americans in that they have a higher rate of being smokers, are more prone to mental issues, depression and suicide and have pre-existing conditions including HIV/AIDS at a higher rate than other Americans

A show of JAZZ HANDS from all who see more folks in those statements that will be taking FROM the system than providing inflow TO it.

 “LGBT individuals will be protected under the Affordable Care Act – no health insurance company will be permitted to deny coverage based on sexual orientation or gender identity.”

Call me crazy but…Couldn’t THAT have been handled WITHOUT throwing tens of millions of Americans OFF their existing policies and jacking up everybody’s premiums and deductibles in the process?

OF COURSE AND, TO BE PERFECTLY POINTED…IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE A LONG, LONG TIME AGO!!!

Those who were without coverage, regardless of the “community” in which they identify and, those being discriminated against BECAUSE of their identifying communities could have been covered, and fairly, without the need to go all SOCIALIST on the Republic!!!

But…I digress…

The use of the LGBT community to market Obamacare is, perhaps the silliest idea they’ve advanced so far.

EXACTLY HOW FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE DO YOU HAVE TO GO WHEN YOU START THINKING…“YEAH…DRAG QUEENS…GAY GUYS…LESBIANS…DUDES SINGIN...”MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN…” THAT’LL GET PEOPLE TO BUY OBAMACARE!!!”

NOT because they’re gay but…Because they’re GAY about OBAMACARE.

Here’s the difference.

If one wishes to promote a socialist concept being forced upon the general population, having never been regarded at more than 50% approval EVER and, a program which is making the general population’s lives miserable and costing the vast majority a significant portion of their income at the same time…By all means…Feel free to be an idiot and push it but…

To expect the vast majority of Americans to IDENTIFY with the snake oil sales crew BECAUSE those doing the pitch are GAY or LESBIANS or BISEXUAL is insane.

The only demographic that’s going to be swayed by THAT is ALREADY on board the TITANIC!!!

Essentially, it will play out with someone or some group popping onto your screen stating that they’re gay and because of that…YOU should be PROPELLED into enrolling in Obamacare.

Conservatives won’t buy in regardless of WHO is selling the program and, it has NOTHING to do with being homophobic.

It has EVERYTHING to do with being OBAMACAREOPHOBIC.

It’s not the sales staff…It’s the product.

There is NO marketing plan that will make Obamacare palatable to those with COMMON SENSE any more than a marketing plan would make it seem reasonable for the same group to pee on the 3rd rail of the subway system.

What makes it all the worse is that the government is providing taxpayer money in the form of grants to those who are making these video ads, staring people who annoy me to sell me something I have no intention of buying.

Yes…Drag queens and other flamboyant gay people annoy me.

There…I said it.

They’re ridiculous. They look absurd. They sound absurd and, they expect me to accept their absurdity.

They’ll call me names and say I’m intolerant and they may be partially correct.

I AM intolerant of those who intentionally try to draw attention to themselves by being as outlandish and cartoonish as possible and then complain because I notice exactly how outlandish and cartoonish they are AND TELL THEM SO!!!

I suspect they would have the exact same reaction were I to insist THEY accept CONSERVATIVE values.

This insane administration needs to understand something.

Don’t expect us to pay just because they’re gay.

Besides…If Obamacare was everything the lies promised it to be…YOU wouldn’t be trying to market it with the only 2 groups left willing to come out for it…SOCIALISTS and…A couple of drag queens twerking on Richard Simmons.