Friday Fume

Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

I don’t really care HOW noble the cause…

Habitat for Hezbollah…

Well Diggers for Despots…

Big Brothers for Little Dictators…

WHAT…EVER…

If people lack the common sense to STAY THE HELL OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT WANT TO KILL OR KIDNAP AMERICANS…

DON’T COME CRYING CROCODILE TEARS AT ME!!!!!

This teacher in Benghazi was…TEACHING…CHEMISTRY…AT THE BENGHAZI INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL!!!

Look, if there one place that could do WITHOUT someone “teaching” them how to MIX CHEMICALS…IT’S BEN-FREAKIN’-GHAZI!!!!

Reports are…This teacher was out…JOGGING…IN WHAT IS ANYTHING BUT A TERRORIST-FREE ZONE…When somebody SHOT HIM IN THE CHEST!!!

Libyan officials say they have no suspects…

HELLO???

EVERYBODY IN BENGHAZI IS A SUSPECT!!!!!

Try stopping by the nearest SIDEWALK CAFÉ AND SEE WHO’S SIPPING A STRAWBERRY FRAPPE!!!!!

You want to do something nice for people in a 3rd world country?

PAY FOR THE CAR BEHIND YOU AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU IN DETROIT and then…FLOOR IT…BEFORE THE BULLETS START FLYING!!!

Fuming.

The “Shooting Yourself in the Foot Union Local ZERO IQ” is advocating that FAST FOOD WORKERS GET A STARTING PAY GRADE OF $15.00 PER HOUR!!!

Ya know…Every time I go through the drive-thru and order a CHEESE BURGER, FRIES AND A COKE…And get CHICKEN MYSTERY NUGGETS…A SALAD AND AN ORANGE JUICE…

The FIRST thing I think of is…

WHOEVER THE 25 YEAR OLD, COLLEGE GRAD WITH A DEGREE IN LIBERAL ARTS IS, THAT’S RUNNING THE LINE…CERTAINLY DESERVES A SUPER-SIZED RAISE!!!

Listen Sparky…

While I’m willing to bet it’s COSTING YOU A SMALL FORTUNE to live in your PARENT’S BASEMENT and be covered ON THEIR INSURANCE…

I REALLY DON’T WANT TO PAY AS MUCH FOR A BURGER AS I DID FOR MY CAR!!!!!

If I wanted to do THAT…I’D EAT EVERY MEAL AT THE FRICKIN’ BALL PARK!!!

Now…On the off chance that SPEEDY WEENIE doesn’t WANT to JACK UP THE PRICE of a CHILI DOG to equal the COST OF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER…

THEY’RE GONNA START LAYING OFF 90% OF YOU PAPER HAT WEARING GENIUSES…As many as 450 THOUSAND of you, to compensate for the REST of you who think YOU deserve 15.00 PER HOUR!!!

Right now…You may be making about $7.25 an hour flipping burgers but…IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE YOUR DREAM JOB so…GO AHEAD and GO ON STRIKE…Demanding $15.00/hour and YOU’LL BE REPLACED BY SOME FLIP-BOT…DESIGNED BY A 12 YEAR OLD…THAT DOESN’T REQUIRE ANY HOURLY WAGE other than TO BE PLUGGED IN AT NIGHT!!!

Think about it for a sec…

Out there, right now, are HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people who have MASTERED the art of cooking ONE side of an eighth inch thick patty of meat-like substance to the consistency of a HOCKEY PUCK while the OTHER side is  STEAK TARTARE…And they’re SO sure THEY deserve to RETIRE ON A FRENCH FRY PENSION that they’re WILLING TO STRIKE THEMSELVES ALL THE WAY TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE where they won’t even have a CLUE as to how to fill out the paperwork because…

THEIR PICTURE AIN’T ON THE FORM TO TELL EM WHERE TO PUT THEIR NAMES!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

There is a…”SELF-PROCLAIMED”…ummmmm…”NON-PARTISAN” bunch of YAHOOS out there called…

“FAMILIES USA…”

Who have DEDICATED themselves to “the achievement of high-quality, affordable health care for all Americans,” and THEY just scored a…

$1.1 MILLION DOLLAR GRANT to…

COMPILE A DATABASE OF…OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORIES …FOR THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!!

“Families USA…SHOULD BE CALLED…”ORGANIZING FOR IDIOTIC, SOCIALIST IDEAS!!!!!”

Yep.

That’s $1.1 MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS to FABRICATE PROPAGANDA FOR THE DICTATOR!!!!!

Well…Let’s see…

So far…THERE AREN’T ANY OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORIES because…NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO PAY FOR THEIR OBAMACARE INSURANCE!!!!!

There are MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of stories out there of people who USED to have insurance but, because of Obamacare…THEY DON’T…ANY MORE…

There are MILLIONS and MILLIONS of stories of people who have SEEN THEIR PREMIUMS SHOOT TO THE MOON…

How about the MILLIONS and MILLIONS who now HAVE insurance but…CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO AFFORD THE DEDUCTIBLES SO…IT REALLY ISN’T DOING THEM ANY GOOD TO HAVE THE DARN STUFF?????

There ARE stories are COMING FROM HARRY REID’S OFFICE RELATED TO THOSE WHO…DON’T HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR OBAMACRAP!!!

I SUPPOSE THAT’S A SUCCESS STORY FOR…THEM!!!

So far, as I understand it…The ONLY CREDIBLE…”OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORY” they’ve been able to get…

CAME FROM MANTI TE’O’S IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

Obama’s out there trying to get BARTENDERS to hold OBAMACARE SEMINARS DURING HAPPY HOUR because…

YOU HAVE TO BE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE TO THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA and…THIS bunch of SOCIALIST HACKS ARE GETTING $1.1 MILLION OF OUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO…WRITE DOWN THE INEBRIATED RAMBLINGS OF OBAMA SOCK PUPPETS?????

THIS kind of money hasn’t been spent by this administration on the fabrication of FICTION since THEY HAD…ACORN…OUT THERE REGISTERING THE INHABITANTS OF FOREST LAWN TO VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!

THEY HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING SOBRIETY SUCCESS ADVICE FROM TORONTO’S ROBERT FORD THAN THEY DO OF GETTING OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORIES!!!

It wasn’t enough that Obama’s GANG OF THIEVES turned DOWN an offer to build the OBAMACARE WEBSITE…FOR FREE…NOW…THEY’RE SPENDING ANOTHER $1.1 MILLION DOLLARS TO…COMPILE A LIST OF OBAMACARE SUCCESSES?????

They don’t need a whole WEBSITE for that…

ALL THEY NEED IS THE BACK SIDE OF A FORTUNE COOKIE PAPER!!!!!!!

There hasn’t been THIS much of a DISASTER coming out of Chicago SINCE MRS. O’LEARY’S COW DECIDED TO BAR-B-QUE ITSELF!!!!!

A website for Obamacare success stories…

Good grief…

That’s right up there will NANCY PELOSI’S…FACE-LIFTSUCCESSSTORIES.COM!!!

She’s had that mug stretched so much she can only hear you IF YOUR STANDING DIRECTLY BEHIND HER!!!

Hillary Clinton’t MYSTATEDEPTARTMENTTRIUMPHS.COM…

Joe Bidens…PUBLICSPEAKINGBRILLIANCE.COM and…BILL CLINTONS WEBSITE…

SECRETSTOSUCCESSFULDRYCLEANING.COM!!!!!

With nearly 14 million PEOPLE already having THEIR insurance policies CANCELLED…It’s gonna be pretty hard to find ANY success stories.

Maybe they should just wait until after the 2014 midterms and then…Just put up a page with the word…

REPEALED on it.

Now THAT…Would be a SUCCESS!!!

My friends. It’s Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!

4 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. Katherine, please. No one is that obtuse. If a fast food establishment wants to start their entry level employees at $15 / hour,…let them. They’ll have to do one of three things. 1) raise prices dramatically. 2) fire alf their employees. 3) go out of business, or the owner needs to agree to work for free. As for those hard working fish whom have no desire to climb a pole, that’s fantastic. If they only want to work a menial, minimum wage job, then they will only get paid a menial minimum wage. While that’s true it will probably not support their desire for a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house, two cars, 2.3 kids, a dog and a cat,…that’s not our problem. It’s also not their employer’s problem. Minimum wage work does not entitle them to a middle class lifestyle. If they want to support their families, then they need to better themselves and accept more responsibility. Their employer would be wise to offer them a future path as it retains a trained loyal employee. That provides a carrot to the employee and benefits the employer as personnel turnover is expensive. Hearts & minds,…what propaganda pamphlet did you read that out of. If there is a career minded hard working fast food joint employee whom has been working a while, they are getting paid time and a half. Cry me a river. There are a lot of good honest hard working people in good honest jobs out there. No one said life was easy. You have to work at it.

  2. Habitat for Hezbollah! Awesome! Should be a requirement for this summer’s vacation Koran school! you are officially my new favorite site….at least for now.

  3. As a far right, I do not agree with a 15 dollar starting pay rate at the burger joint, but I also don’t agree with Managers of say McDonald’s topping out at 13 dollars an hr. These people on a regular basis put in 18 hr days on their feet, not sitting at a desk sipping cappuccino from the office Keurig. I find it absolutely ridiculous that people are making and sharing memes, writing/sharing blogs, etc.. insinuating a job in fast food can not or should not be a career choice. Not everyone wants or needs to be a lawyer, doctor, IT specialist, etc.. There are people who enjoy working with food, some are not cut out for college(after all, a fish can not climb a poll) and then there’s those who have not been able to find a job in their field and are doing what they can to feed their family, some can not afford college. Regardless, anyone who works, in an effort to be independent, deserves encouragement and respect. You will never win the hearts and minds of anyone, while looking through your nose at them. I have worked in fast food and it’s not an easy job, I have also worked as an admin sitting on my ass; hands down, working in fast food was the hardest job and deserved more pay. I do however agree that Chemistry is the last thing we should be teaching citizens of Benghazi and to do so would be like shooting ourselves in the foot. I agree that to go into these countries and try to help is like signing your own death warrant(particularly under this administration). I also agree with the ACA assessment, BUT! to be honest, many people have struggled for yrs wanting/needing insurance and welcome the change. There should have been reform decades ago, but two yr olds on opposite sides rarely compromise without an outside force. In conclusion, my point was, if we are going to produce an effect or change in the hearts and minds of others, we have to examine our own and stop down grading those unlike us. Be careful what you share, make sure your not judging a fish on his ability to climb, when you as a monkey can’t swim. JS!

    • Katherine,

      If you want to “win the hearts and minds” of others…Go teach chemistry in Benghazi.

      If there are fast food workers out there working 18 hours a day…They need to find a different job. That’s another way of saying I don’t believe, for 1 minute, that the people flippin’ burgers are only sleeping 6 hours a night.

      Also, I never said it couldn’t be a career choice as many make a career STARTING as a burger flipper…THEN, they move up to become a MANAGER and, possibly from there to a corporate job but…FLIPPIN BEEF PATTIES IS NOT A…”DREAM JOB” Unless, like many liberals, one aspires to, at best, mediocrity.

      The whole idea of people in the fast food industry going on strike when there are MILLIONS who would rather earn $7.25 an hour than sit on the sidelines is OUTSTANDINGLY worthy of SARCASM!!!

      Craig

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